Jay Jay Sea 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Fathaz day, minding me own business, Ma pops round, I'm just waiting for the football to start, wor lass tells me to put the kettle on, it's 7.43 p.m. and u say to her a simple 'frig off, are you winding me up or what you friggin idiot?'. So the old Ma shakes her head and calls you 'snappy'. Your lass pipes up 'yeah he is isn't he'? and your Ma just scowls at you. Your blood is boiling by now as you want them all to fuck off so you can watch the tv in peace with a few Jacky D's but will they go? Will they fuck. So ya Ma put's in a few more digs like how you have an attitude problem. Then............in anger you say to ya Ma, 'so you fuckin want some then do ya?' with clenched fists and your lass goes white. Do you think to yourself 'well I've just lost the plot there but I best not clip the old Ma' or do you think fuck it, and pretend to hit your Ma so that she get's a bit scared or do you just lay her out there and then? I wanted to bray her but didn't. Does that make me a coward? Anyway, I fuckin smacked wor lass on the back of the skull when me Ma fucked off as she wasn't so vocal and brave then on her own. Women are a nightmare sometimes. We are cool now like after her initial crying like some oversized baboon. Bloody football is good tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Interfering old bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Hurrah for JJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Sounds like a rotten case of itchy fists there old chap, perosnally I would have lashed out and leveled everything in my path, Ma or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3197 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Fathaz day, minding me own business, Ma pops round, I'm just waiting for the football to start, wor lass tells me to put the kettle on, it's 7.43 p.m. and u say to her a simple 'frig off, are you winding me up or what you friggin idiot?'. So the old Ma shakes her head and calls you 'snappy'. Your lass pipes up 'yeah he is isn't he'? and your Ma just scowls at you. Your blood is boiling by now as you want them all to fuck off so you can watch the tv in peace with a few Jacky D's but will they go? Will they fuck. So ya Ma put's in a few more digs like how you have an attitude problem. Then............in anger you say to ya Ma, 'so you fuckin want some then do ya?' with clenched fists and your lass goes white. Do you think to yourself 'well I've just lost the plot there but I best not clip the old Ma' or do you think fuck it, and pretend to hit your Ma so that she get's a bit scared or do you just lay her out there and then? I wanted to bray her but didn't. Does that make me a coward?Anyway, I fuckin smacked wor lass on the back of the skull when me Ma fucked off as she wasn't so vocal and brave then on her own. Women are a nightmare sometimes. We are cool now like after her initial crying like some oversized baboon. Bloody football is good tonight. Probably chomping but you sound like a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow Mag 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Fathaz day, minding me own business, Ma pops round, I'm just waiting for the football to start, wor lass tells me to put the kettle on, it's 7.43 p.m. and u say to her a simple 'frig off, are you winding me up or what you friggin idiot?'. So the old Ma shakes her head and calls you 'snappy'. Your lass pipes up 'yeah he is isn't he'? and your Ma just scowls at you. Your blood is boiling by now as you want them all to fuck off so you can watch the tv in peace with a few Jacky D's but will they go? Will they fuck. So ya Ma put's in a few more digs like how you have an attitude problem. Then............in anger you say to ya Ma, 'so you fuckin want some then do ya?' with clenched fists and your lass goes white. Do you think to yourself 'well I've just lost the plot there but I best not clip the old Ma' or do you think fuck it, and pretend to hit your Ma so that she get's a bit scared or do you just lay her out there and then? I wanted to bray her but didn't. Does that make me a coward?Anyway, I fuckin smacked wor lass on the back of the skull when me Ma fucked off as she wasn't so vocal and brave then on her own. Women are a nightmare sometimes. We are cool now like after her initial crying like some oversized baboon. Bloody football is good tonight. Yes you are a coward. Not to mention a woman-beating scumbag. You ought to be locked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 He should have thrown her out of the caravan and forgot about the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26326 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 So you're Brock's evil twin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 (edited) I feel like I am in the fifties. Edited June 19, 2008 by Sima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26326 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I feel like I am in the fifties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I'd smack your ma' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Author Share Posted June 19, 2008 Fathaz day, minding me own business, Ma pops round, I'm just waiting for the football to start, wor lass tells me to put the kettle on, it's 7.43 p.m. and u say to her a simple 'frig off, are you winding me up or what you friggin idiot?'. So the old Ma shakes her head and calls you 'snappy'. Your lass pipes up 'yeah he is isn't he'? and your Ma just scowls at you. Your blood is boiling by now as you want them all to fuck off so you can watch the tv in peace with a few Jacky D's but will they go? Will they fuck. So ya Ma put's in a few more digs like how you have an attitude problem. Then............in anger you say to ya Ma, 'so you fuckin want some then do ya?' with clenched fists and your lass goes white. Do you think to yourself 'well I've just lost the plot there but I best not clip the old Ma' or do you think fuck it, and pretend to hit your Ma so that she get's a bit scared or do you just lay her out there and then? I wanted to bray her but didn't. Does that make me a coward?Anyway, I fuckin smacked wor lass on the back of the skull when me Ma fucked off as she wasn't so vocal and brave then on her own. Women are a nightmare sometimes. We are cool now like after her initial crying like some oversized baboon. Bloody football is good tonight. Probably chomping but you sound like a cunt. Your fucking winding me up chap right? It's simple chap, it's called LIFE. That is correct. LIFE. It's what people who live life, call KEEPING IT REAL. Keep it real fella. Keep it real. Anyway, I didn't whack her did I? So I ain't a cunt. Fucking next time tho I'll whack her, me slob of a wife and me bairn (if I get pissed enough and they piss me off enough). We can't help who we are fella and yeah, drink has a lot to answer for but if the women in my life learned to keep their mouths shut and speak when I give the green light, I wouldn't have to post little snippits of my life on this here forum chap. End of the day they are lucky that deep down I'm not a bad fella really. Remember that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Fathaz day, minding me own business, Ma pops round, I'm just waiting for the football to start, wor lass tells me to put the kettle on, it's 7.43 p.m. and u say to her a simple 'frig off, are you winding me up or what you friggin idiot?'. So the old Ma shakes her head and calls you 'snappy'. Your lass pipes up 'yeah he is isn't he'? and your Ma just scowls at you. Your blood is boiling by now as you want them all to fuck off so you can watch the tv in peace with a few Jacky D's but will they go? Will they fuck. So ya Ma put's in a few more digs like how you have an attitude problem. Then............in anger you say to ya Ma, 'so you fuckin want some then do ya?' with clenched fists and your lass goes white. Do you think to yourself 'well I've just lost the plot there but I best not clip the old Ma' or do you think fuck it, and pretend to hit your Ma so that she get's a bit scared or do you just lay her out there and then? I wanted to bray her but didn't. Does that make me a coward?Anyway, I fuckin smacked wor lass on the back of the skull when me Ma fucked off as she wasn't so vocal and brave then on her own. Women are a nightmare sometimes. We are cool now like after her initial crying like some oversized baboon. Bloody football is good tonight. Probably chomping but you sound like a cunt. Your fucking winding me up chap right? It's simple chap, it's called LIFE. That is correct. LIFE. It's what people who live life, call KEEPING IT REAL. Keep it real fella. Keep it real. Anyway, I didn't whack her did I? So I ain't a cunt. Fucking next time tho I'll whack her, me slob of a wife and me bairn (if I get pissed enough and they piss me off enough). We can't help who we are fella and yeah, drink has a lot to answer for but if the women in my life learned to keep their mouths shut and speak when I give the green light, I wouldn't have to post little snippits of my life on this here forum chap. End of the day they are lucky that deep down I'm not a bad fella really. Remember that. "Saturday Night Sunday Morning". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 If he is brock's brother, hopefully he can tell better jokes than brock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 If he is brock's brother, hopefully he can tell better jokes than brock. I've been magma'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 You need new material Jay Jay. The old beating wife/drinking Jack stories are getting a bit tedious now, there must be more to your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kevin Carr's Gloves 3197 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Fathaz day, minding me own business, Ma pops round, I'm just waiting for the football to start, wor lass tells me to put the kettle on, it's 7.43 p.m. and u say to her a simple 'frig off, are you winding me up or what you friggin idiot?'. So the old Ma shakes her head and calls you 'snappy'. Your lass pipes up 'yeah he is isn't he'? and your Ma just scowls at you. Your blood is boiling by now as you want them all to fuck off so you can watch the tv in peace with a few Jacky D's but will they go? Will they fuck. So ya Ma put's in a few more digs like how you have an attitude problem. Then............in anger you say to ya Ma, 'so you fuckin want some then do ya?' with clenched fists and your lass goes white. Do you think to yourself 'well I've just lost the plot there but I best not clip the old Ma' or do you think fuck it, and pretend to hit your Ma so that she get's a bit scared or do you just lay her out there and then? I wanted to bray her but didn't. Does that make me a coward?Anyway, I fuckin smacked wor lass on the back of the skull when me Ma fucked off as she wasn't so vocal and brave then on her own. Women are a nightmare sometimes. We are cool now like after her initial crying like some oversized baboon. Bloody football is good tonight. Probably chomping but you sound like a cunt. Your fucking winding me up chap right? It's simple chap, it's called LIFE. That is correct. LIFE. It's what people who live life, call KEEPING IT REAL. Keep it real fella. Keep it real. Anyway, I didn't whack her did I? So I ain't a cunt. Fucking next time tho I'll whack her, me slob of a wife and me bairn (if I get pissed enough and they piss me off enough). We can't help who we are fella and yeah, drink has a lot to answer for but if the women in my life learned to keep their mouths shut and speak when I give the green light, I wouldn't have to post little snippits of my life on this here forum chap. End of the day they are lucky that deep down I'm not a bad fella really. Remember that. No not winding you up you sound like a cunt. Even more so now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Fathaz day, minding me own business, Ma pops round, I'm just waiting for the football to start, wor lass tells me to put the kettle on, it's 7.43 p.m. and u say to her a simple 'frig off, are you winding me up or what you friggin idiot?'. So the old Ma shakes her head and calls you 'snappy'. Your lass pipes up 'yeah he is isn't he'? and your Ma just scowls at you. Your blood is boiling by now as you want them all to fuck off so you can watch the tv in peace with a few Jacky D's but will they go? Will they fuck. So ya Ma put's in a few more digs like how you have an attitude problem. Then............in anger you say to ya Ma, 'so you fuckin want some then do ya?' with clenched fists and your lass goes white. Do you think to yourself 'well I've just lost the plot there but I best not clip the old Ma' or do you think fuck it, and pretend to hit your Ma so that she get's a bit scared or do you just lay her out there and then? I wanted to bray her but didn't. Does that make me a coward?Anyway, I fuckin smacked wor lass on the back of the skull when me Ma fucked off as she wasn't so vocal and brave then on her own. Women are a nightmare sometimes. We are cool now like after her initial crying like some oversized baboon. Bloody football is good tonight. Probably chomping but you sound like a cunt. agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Fathaz day, minding me own business, Ma pops round, I'm just waiting for the football to start, wor lass tells me to put the kettle on, it's 7.43 p.m. and u say to her a simple 'frig off, are you winding me up or what you friggin idiot?'. So the old Ma shakes her head and calls you 'snappy'. Your lass pipes up 'yeah he is isn't he'? and your Ma just scowls at you. Your blood is boiling by now as you want them all to fuck off so you can watch the tv in peace with a few Jacky D's but will they go? Will they fuck. So ya Ma put's in a few more digs like how you have an attitude problem. Then............in anger you say to ya Ma, 'so you fuckin want some then do ya?' with clenched fists and your lass goes white. Do you think to yourself 'well I've just lost the plot there but I best not clip the old Ma' or do you think fuck it, and pretend to hit your Ma so that she get's a bit scared or do you just lay her out there and then? I wanted to bray her but didn't. Does that make me a coward?Anyway, I fuckin smacked wor lass on the back of the skull when me Ma fucked off as she wasn't so vocal and brave then on her own. Women are a nightmare sometimes. We are cool now like after her initial crying like some oversized baboon. Bloody football is good tonight. Probably chomping but you sound like a cunt. Your fucking winding me up chap right? It's simple chap, it's called LIFE. That is correct. LIFE. It's what people who live life, call KEEPING IT REAL. Keep it real fella. Keep it real. Anyway, I didn't whack her did I? So I ain't a cunt. Fucking next time tho I'll whack her, me slob of a wife and me bairn (if I get pissed enough and they piss me off enough). We can't help who we are fella and yeah, drink has a lot to answer for but if the women in my life learned to keep their mouths shut and speak when I give the green light, I wouldn't have to post little snippits of my life on this here forum chap. End of the day they are lucky that deep down I'm not a bad fella really. Remember that. No not winding you up you sound like a cunt. Even more so now. agreed again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micktoon 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Got to be a wind up. I hope!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 JJ me old chap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Couple in here been had i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I didn't unsderstand any of it. Was it something to do with it being memorial day and it all coming off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Knew who it was before I opened the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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