luckyluke 1 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q. What is Gemmill's nickname for his penis? A. The Belgians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q. Who wants to play with Gemmill's penis? A. The square root. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 (edited) q : what do you knwo about fuckall ? a: neeps and tatties Edited October 11, 2005 by k4t0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q. What does Peasepud eat whilst watching one of those movies where girls in stiletto heels trample endangered amphibians ? A. 7 times a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q: Toplass, how many times a day do you flick your bean? A: Brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q. Smooth Operator, you dream of making a cool £200 on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" but what colour are your Yfronts ? A. in the garage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q: Toplass, where was the last place you brought yourself to climax? A: Up the wrong un'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q, Where would you like the vicar to put your prize winning leak ? A, Bob Holness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q: Who is Wacky Jnr's latest celebrity gay rape victim? A: Fingers & tops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q. Smooth Operator, you own and treasure your collection of 25 disposable rubber gloves which smell suspiciously of arse, and have recently started a new collection of Brown Ale Bottle tops which you wear as earings. So which is your current fetish, cross dressing, fingers, gloves, arse, tops or all of the above ? A. 42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q. How many pounds in weight can you carry on your back before breaking your ankle? A. An Ironing board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q: Toplass - what everyday household item can you fit up you sideways? A: Salty tears (p.s welcome to the forum Toplass) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q. What ran down your face when your mother smacked your arse with her flip-flop after discovering you had stole her credit card number and charged £450 worth of online ostrich porn to her account ? A. Tiger (PS Thanks) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q. What do all the girls call Peasepud? A. Banana milkshake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8948 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q: What drink would George Best never order? A: Haddaway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q: Name a gay europop star? A: Toplass' knickers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q: Where's SO going on holiday this year? A: Diana Ross and the Supremes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 (edited) Q: Donald had a gang bang at home last night, and guess who was there to sing the old favourite "Donald where's your trousers"? A: Gary Glitter. Edited October 11, 2005 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q: Name another smooth operator. A: Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q: Name a shit excuse for a comedy programme? A: Wayne Fereday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q: Name the inventor of the motor engine? A: Danny Devito's left shoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7073 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 (edited) Q: what was dale winton smoking last night? A: Turned up in my garden Edited October 11, 2005 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q: what was dale winton smoking last night? A: Turned up in my garden 44879[/snapback] Q: What did Wacky Jnr do when he heard that the local kids had discovered all your dwarf porn in your shed. A: Ritchies moustache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q: What were you thinking about whilst last knocking one off? A: Egg and bacon sarnie smothered in ketchup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q: What does Brock smoother on his bollocks for his dog to come and lick off every night? A: Va va voom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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