Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 BMW drivers (usually) who think its ok to stop wherever they want as long as they put their hazard lights on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Drivers who think the quaint british practice of queing applies to the situation where 2 lanes go down to one. Going down the outside lane until the last minute is NOT a heinous crime, it is proper use of the road as mandated by the highway code. Proper ettiqeute is to merge in turn at the merge point, not queue for 5 miles and then sit there head fixed to the front pretending you don't see me and maintaining a 2 inch gap from the car in front Idiots, just plain idiots. I will have no sympathy when some nutter eventually singles you out for some inevitable physical re-education. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Drivers who think the quaint british practice of queing applies to the situation where 2 lanes go down to one. Going down the outside lane until the last minute is NOT a heinous crime, it is proper use of the road as mandated by the highway code. Proper ettiqeute is to merge in turn at the merge point, not queue for 5 miles and then sit there head fixed to the front pretending you don't see me and maintaining a 2 inch gap from the car in front Idiots, just plain idiots. I will have no sympathy when some nutter eventually singles you out for some inevitable physical re-education. Again, yes. 'Zip-filtering' is common practice on roads abroad, but seems completely alien to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Trucks that don't pull over for miles and miles on single lane A-roads, despite the fact they can't even see the end of the queue in their mirrors, and their are parking lay-bys every few miles fuck off you hairy cunts Yep, and the two lorry drivers on a dual carriageway doing overtaking maneuvers that go on for miles because one of them is doing 56mph and the other one is doing 56.5 mph. I once came across that going north up the M11 which for a long stretch is 2 lanes and a bit hilly, therefore these two trucks went for miles side by side with neither gaining the advantage. After waiting a good 10 minutes in which time a healthy queue had formed I just dropped to 3rd and screamed up the hard shoulder. Due to their delay I never encountered another car either infront of or behind me for a very long time. Bliss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 BMW drivers (usually) who think its ok to stop wherever they want as long as they put their hazard lights on. I think you mean women drivers in general Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodgate27 0 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Drivers who think the quaint british practice of queing applies to the situation where 2 lanes go down to one. Going down the outside lane until the last minute is NOT a heinous crime, it is proper use of the road as mandated by the highway code. Proper ettiqeute is to merge in turn at the merge point, not queue for 5 miles and then sit there head fixed to the front pretending you don't see me and maintaining a 2 inch gap from the car in front That happens here too, and I can't stand it. Don't fucking abuse me when I'm doing the right thing by using the road space and merging, instead of queuing for half an hour like a retarded sheep. Morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Nothing annoys me more than when there's clearly roadworks ahead and traffic is filtering into a single lane, but you still get cheeky fucking bastards zipping up the "empty" lane alongside you, and then they have the audacity to expect to be let in. I pretend just not to notice them and maintain a 2 inch gap between myself and the car in front. That'll teach the fuckers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Nothing annoys me more than when there's clearly roadworks ahead and traffic is filtering into a single lane, but you still get cheeky fucking bastards zipping up the "empty" lane alongside you, and then they have the audacity to expect to be let in. I pretend just not to notice them and maintain a 2 inch gap between myself and the car in front. That'll teach the fuckers... please report for re-education Monday morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Nothing annoys me more than when there's clearly roadworks ahead and traffic is filtering into a single lane, but you still get cheeky fucking bastards zipping up the "empty" lane alongside you, and then they have the audacity to expect to be let in. I pretend just not to notice them and maintain a 2 inch gap between myself and the car in front. That'll teach the fuckers... please report for re-education Monday morning You so ARE Invicta Toon, btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Nothing annoys me more than when there's clearly roadworks ahead and traffic is filtering into a single lane, but you still get cheeky fucking bastards zipping up the "empty" lane alongside you, and then they have the audacity to expect to be let in. I pretend just not to notice them and maintain a 2 inch gap between myself and the car in front. That'll teach the fuckers... please report for re-education Monday morning You so ARE Invicta Toon, btw who him? http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showuser=2349 why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 People who undercut you in the slow lane when you're trying to overtake a lorry. Boxed the fucker in for his trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 BMW drivers (usually) who think its ok to stop wherever they want as long as they put their hazard lights on. BMW drivers full stop tbh. Especially the ones in the BMW 4x4s. I've started a new policy of letting anyone out of a junction, so long as it's not a 4x4. Join me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 I think everything gets me aggrevated when Im driving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Non-disabled people parking in disabled bays. Cut one of their arms or legs off if they like it that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Non-disabled people parking in disabled bays. Cut one of their arms or legs off if they like it that much. Absolute genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 People who drive around on a cold morning peering through a little port-hole they've made in their windscreen with the back of their hand instead of using their fucking demisters properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6317 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 People who drive around on a cold morning peering through a little port-hole they've made in their windscreen with the back of their hand instead of using their fucking demisters properly. Do you suffer from road-rage by any chance Dr Ken?? My latest irritation are the retards who sit in lane 3 when there's nothing in lanes 1 and 2 and flash you because you've gone past them in lane 2 at around 65/70 mph... Get the fuck over then you freaks!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 I hog lane 3 (well, whichever lane is nearer the bend), but only as my car is fast as feck and I drive it that way. I can't abide the pricks who tailgate you in lane 3 when it is patently obvious that if you pulled over all they would gain is the place in the queue that you occupied. I gladly pull over to the slower lanes if someone is faster than me and there is clear road ahead of me, but then it hardly ever happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6317 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 I hog lane 3 (well, whichever lane is nearer the bend), but only as my car is fast as feck and I drive it that way. That'll be the lane 3 that's for 'overtaking only'??? It's knackers like you who cause congestion man! Your car is equally capable of driving as well in Lane 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudger 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 I hog lane 3 (well, whichever lane is nearer the bend), but only as my car is fast as feck and I drive it that way. I can't abide the pricks who tailgate you in lane 3 when it is patently obvious that if you pulled over all they would gain is the place in the queue that you occupied. I gladly pull over to the slower lanes if someone is faster than me and there is clear road ahead of me, but then it hardly ever happens. What car have you got?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 What car have you got?? My moneys on..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 People who go 30 in a 40 zone. String the cunts up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 People who go 30 in a 40 zone. String the cunts up. I'll fucking string you up in a moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Kinky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 People who go 30 in a 40 zone. String the cunts up. I'll fucking string you up in a moment. And people wonder why the government want to bring in more lessons/controls on young drivers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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