Jimbo 133 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Dodgy Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 20 Potential fine: £7000 I think it was the masturbating that did it in for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Years in prison: 33 Potential fine: £7000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Upstanding How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit! Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14166 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Either way - keep it up old fruit! 47693[/snapback] How did they know...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Either way - keep it up old fruit! 47693[/snapback] How did they know...? 47694[/snapback] With you around it's not exactly hard to keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9287 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 is no-one concerned at the sheer volume of crims on this board, specifically the proportion of ne'er do wells who face execution? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 23 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 (edited) Years in prison: 13 potential fine: £4500 Risky I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah. Edited October 20, 2005 by Geordie Boyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 aye aye Years in prison: 106.5 Potential fine: £0 47607[/snapback] Glad you posted yours first! Crooked Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…) Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 98 Potential fine: £9500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I find it heart-warming that the Aussie, the so called convict, is the least dodgy of everyone on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Years in prison: 87 Potential fine: £7000 Not bad considering! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Years in prison: 87 Potential fine: £7000 Not bad considering! 47732[/snapback] Considering what? Your a sex case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I got off on a technicality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Dubious Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shakermaker 0 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 57 years and 7,000 fine....goood fun though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9287 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 (edited) I find it heart-warming that the Aussie, the so called convict, is the least dodgy of everyone on here. 47710[/snapback] only because there weren't questions about Kangaroo bothering, or Koala smuggling Edited October 21, 2005 by Geordie Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I find it heart-warming that the Aussie, the so called convict, is the least dodgy of everyone on here. 47710[/snapback] You're pretty boring though tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Shearer Is God 0 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Dubious Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 22.5 Potential fine: £7000 *Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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