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Owen gets his chopper out


Jimbo
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"I'm Michael Owen and I will quite simply never have enough money, hence I am prepared to hock myself shamelessly, like a drunken maggot-riddled prostitute, to anyone who will offer me enough money to save me having to scrimp on helicopters, ferraris and whatnot. I am slightly better than Jade Goody in that I scored a good goal in the world cup and have a fading modicum of talent but fuck me am I going to exploit it to the max. You see if I don't"

 

Pathetic this. Celebrity is a fucking obscenity. He is by no means the worst, of course.

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