paddy 9 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Sky Villa confirmation Newcastle's final game of the season will be televised live on Sunday by Sky Sports, who are showing no less than three of the fixtures affecting relegation issues: Aston Villa v Newcastle Sky Sports 1 & HD 1 Hull City v Man United Sky Sports 3 & HD 3 mackems v Chelsea Sky Sport 3 (via red button) Click here to subscribe to Sky Sports Setanta Sports meanwhile have live coverage of the West Ham v smogs game. All games kick off at 4pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6055 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=24253 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Sky box is broken. The fella is coming to fix it on Sunday. .... ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Sky box is broken. The fella is coming to fix it on Sunday. .... ffs Thats a good omen for the rest of us, seeing as you're such an unlucky bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 how the ffffffuck am I unlucky? I'm the spawniest bastard around... You're just upset because you've never been invited to any of the London shenanigans. I'm aware you don't live in London Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 how the ffffffuck am I unlucky? I'm the spawniest bastard around... You're just upset because you've never been invited to any of the London shenanigans. I'm aware you don't live in London Which London shenanigans would these be? .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 how the ffffffuck am I unlucky? I'm the spawniest bastard around... You're just upset because you've never been invited to any of the London shenanigans. I'm aware you don't live in London Which London shenanigans would these be? .... You haven't heard Shagger Watsons stories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 how the ffffffuck am I unlucky? I'm the spawniest bastard around... You're just upset because you've never been invited to any of the London shenanigans. I'm aware you don't live in London My London shenanigans were in the 90s mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty 0 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Dynamite, is that Blyth v Kettering from last year on your sig? I was in the commentary box on the other side that game. Sorry to go off topic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 how the ffffffuck am I unlucky? I'm the spawniest bastard around... You're just upset because you've never been invited to any of the London shenanigans. I'm aware you don't live in London Which London shenanigans would these be? .... You haven't heard Shagger Watsons stories? No...I'm afraid I've not had that particular pleasure. ...go on..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6055 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Dynamite, is that Blyth v Kettering from last year on your sig? I was in the commentary box on the other side that game. Sorry to go off topic... Its the last minute winner against Bournemouth that put us through to the 3rd round, Blackburn at home. Dont think ive ever celebrated a goal more always worth following non league football for seasons when newcastle are as shit as this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Dynamite, is that Blyth v Kettering from last year on your sig? I was in the commentary box on the other side that game. Sorry to go off topic... Its the last minute winner against Bournemouth that put us through to the 3rd round, Blackburn at home. Dont think ive ever celebrated a goal more always worth following non league football for seasons when newcastle are as shit as this quite a few times my week has been slightly improved by watching AFC Wimbledon get a result midweek. Hopefully They'll stay in the Conference this coming season and Blyth 'll get their act together... that'll be jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12863 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 This is all I need. A High-definition look at our fall from grace, complete with Geordie Dancer leading the away end to a touching rendition of his spacka fit as Steven Taylor claps us in time, Beye outdoes Robert and totally strips nude and cockslaps Nolan while Milner bares his arse to us. Fat kids crying, chairs ripped out and launched toward Brad Friedel, who will probably have the game of his life, those superheroes dejectedly holding ripped masks and capes all in HD. Then I'll get pissed, come round a week later to find out I've done some horrible horrible things and I'll blame Sky for having the fucking cheek to subject me to this, when I could be out and about, trying to ignore the football and could learn of our relegation through frantic sweary text messages or angry looks in the street. Instead, I am now obliged to watch our feckless twats run around and ultimately fail as we hurtle down the division. In HD. Cheers Sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6055 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Dynamite, is that Blyth v Kettering from last year on your sig? I was in the commentary box on the other side that game. Sorry to go off topic... Its the last minute winner against Bournemouth that put us through to the 3rd round, Blackburn at home. Dont think ive ever celebrated a goal more always worth following non league football for seasons when newcastle are as shit as this quite a few times my week has been slightly improved by watching AFC Wimbledon get a result midweek. Hopefully They'll stay in the Conference this coming season and Blyth 'll get their act together... that'll be jokes. They got the money, manager, stadium and fan base. Just need the players now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I wont be watching or listening. Deliberately. My blood pressure would not handle it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Dynamite, is that Blyth v Kettering from last year on your sig? I was in the commentary box on the other side that game. Sorry to go off topic... Its the last minute winner against Bournemouth that put us through to the 3rd round, Blackburn at home. Dont think ive ever celebrated a goal more always worth following non league football for seasons when newcastle are as shit as this quite a few times my week has been slightly improved by watching AFC Wimbledon get a result midweek. Hopefully They'll stay in the Conference this coming season and Blyth 'll get their act together... that'll be jokes. They got the money, manager, stadium and fan base. Just need the players now I like the way Blyth fans sing get in to them and fuck up to "oh when the mags go marchin up". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKev 0 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I wont be watching or listening. Deliberately. My blood pressure would not handle it. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I wont be watching or listening. Deliberately. My blood pressure would not handle it. I'll suffer more if i didn't watch, wouldn't be able to put it from my mind for a second but wouldn't be able to see exactly what was happening. So i'll be stuck watching it feeling sick the whole time, and my stomach lurching everytime the commentators say they have an update from Sunderland or Hull, no doubt stringing it out, saying before they reveal which way a goal has gone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKev 0 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I wont be watching or listening. Deliberately. My blood pressure would not handle it. I'll suffer more if i didn't watch, wouldn't be able to put it from my mind for a second but wouldn't be able to see exactly what was happening. So i'll be stuck watching it feeling sick the whole time, and my stomach lurching everytime the commentators say they have an update from Sunderland or Hull, no doubt stringing it out, saying before they reveal which way a goal has gone! I won't put my life on the line mate. I couldn't do that. Walking the dog, that's what I'm going to do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChrisfgb 0 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 (edited) I wont be watching or listening. Deliberately. My blood pressure would not handle it. I'll suffer more if i didn't watch, wouldn't be able to put it from my mind for a second but wouldn't be able to see exactly what was happening. So i'll be stuck watching it feeling sick the whole time, and my stomach lurching everytime the commentators say they have an update from Sunderland or Hull, no doubt stringing it out, saying before they reveal which way a goal has gone! I won't put my life on the line mate. I couldn't do that. Walking the dog, that's what I'm going to do... My dog walk is half an hour, each walk, I don't fancy doing it 4 times in a row, I may use some time to create a noose. Edited May 19, 2009 by BigChrisfgb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKev 0 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I wont be watching or listening. Deliberately. My blood pressure would not handle it. I'll suffer more if i didn't watch, wouldn't be able to put it from my mind for a second but wouldn't be able to see exactly what was happening. So i'll be stuck watching it feeling sick the whole time, and my stomach lurching everytime the commentators say they have an update from Sunderland or Hull, no doubt stringing it out, saying before they reveal which way a goal has gone! I won't put my life on the line mate. I couldn't do that. Walking the dog, that's what I'm going to do... My dog walk is half an hour, each walk, I don't fancy doing it 4 times in a row, I may use some time to create a noose. That's my dog, he needs 2 hours at least, don't worry! That's not me on the right btw... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 This is all I need. A High-definition look at our fall from grace, complete with Geordie Dancer leading the away end to a touching rendition of his spacka fit as Steven Taylor claps us in time, Beye outdoes Robert and totally strips nude and cockslaps Nolan while Milner bares his arse to us. Fat kids crying, chairs ripped out and launched toward Brad Friedel, who will probably have the game of his life, those superheroes dejectedly holding ripped masks and capes all in HD. Then I'll get pissed, come round a week later to find out I've done some horrible horrible things and I'll blame Sky for having the fucking cheek to subject me to this, when I could be out and about, trying to ignore the football and could learn of our relegation through frantic sweary text messages or angry looks in the street. Instead, I am now obliged to watch our feckless twats run around and ultimately fail as we hurtle down the division. In HD. Cheers Sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13895 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 The administration is working hard to have you complimentary toontastic suicide kits delivered by friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Kick off is at 5 am Monday morning here. To hell with Sky, by the time I get up we'll be relegated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20030 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 it's going to be agony but i'm going to have to watch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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