Guest stormrider Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 name your proposed method here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 make him manager of NUFC and watch him turn suicidal match by match............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonTheMag 4 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 funny thing is, as the game was going to close I was thinking, "Ok, I am so going to make a MIKE ASHLEY MUST DIE thread on toontastic." But it looks like you beat me to the punch! I say we string up him, Wise, and Llabias up and let the entire Newcastle squad take shots with footballs at them until they die. The best part is that it will take forever because our players cant shoot for shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flair 0 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 His head repeatadly being flushed in shiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6274 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 What's done is done. As fucked as it is, we have to accept it and move forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flair 0 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 What's done is done. As fucked as it is, we have to accept it and move forward. Well unless he 'perishes' we can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 What's done is done. As fucked as it is, we have to accept it and move forward. Great, I cant wait for the same thing to be said next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6274 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 What's done is done. As fucked as it is, we have to accept it and move forward. Great, I cant wait for the same thing to be said next season. Great, hop in your DeLoreon and tidy up this mess then will ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Death by pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 What's done is done. As fucked as it is, we have to accept it and move forward. Great, I cant wait for the same thing to be said next season. Great, hop in your DeLoreon and tidy up this mess then will ya? its going to take a lot more than time travel to sort this club out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soopafly 0 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Give Dennis Wise aids and dress him up in pies...the rest is just a waiting process Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N17 0 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Keep making him drink coca cola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 What's done is done. As fucked as it is, we have to accept it and move forward. Great, I cant wait for the same thing to be said next season. That's the big problem, as shit as this is, next season can be worse (it's no more unbelievable that Ashley and co. can fuck us up in the Championship than it is that they got this team relegated this season from the Premiership IMO - you'd have to hope they've learnt something, but on the other hand ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 What's done is done. As fucked as it is, we have to accept it and move forward. Great, I cant wait for the same thing to be said next season. That's the big problem, as shit as this is, next season can be worse (it's no more unbelievable that Ashley and co. can fuck us up in the Championship than it is that they got this team relegated this season from the Premiership IMO - you'd have to hope they've learnt something, but on the other hand ). Next season just seems a million years away right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 What's done is done. As fucked as it is, we have to accept it and move forward. Great, I cant wait for the same thing to be said next season. That's the big problem, as shit as this is, next season can be worse (it's no more unbelievable that Ashley and co. can fuck us up in the Championship than it is that they got this team relegated this season from the Premiership IMO - you'd have to hope they've learnt something, but on the other hand ). There was a 5 year plan which relied on x amount being made in profit each year, that profit has now been dented by what? 38million? so its back to the drawing board, cut a bit here, slash a bit there, we dont really need 3 goalkeepers do we? surely we can play rush keeper? We think the transfer windows were a joke last year just wait for the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 What's done is done. As fucked as it is, we have to accept it and move forward. Great, I cant wait for the same thing to be said next season. That's the big problem, as shit as this is, next season can be worse (it's no more unbelievable that Ashley and co. can fuck us up in the Championship than it is that they got this team relegated this season from the Premiership IMO - you'd have to hope they've learnt something, but on the other hand ). Next season just seems a million years away right now. It does (and I'm feeling much less resigned and much more angry than I thought I would), but can't help but feel it's going to arrive all too soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 What's done is done. As fucked as it is, we have to accept it and move forward. Great, I cant wait for the same thing to be said next season. That's the big problem, as shit as this is, next season can be worse (it's no more unbelievable that Ashley and co. can fuck us up in the Championship than it is that they got this team relegated this season from the Premiership IMO - you'd have to hope they've learnt something, but on the other hand ). There was a 5 year plan which relied on x amount being made in profit each year, that profit has now been dented by what? 38million? so its back to the drawing board, cut a bit here, slash a bit there, we dont really need 3 goalkeepers do we? surely we can play rush keeper? We think the transfer windows were a joke last year just wait for the summer. The thought of what Ashley might now do in trying to get rid of our current squad and "rebuild" on a shoestring is frankly terrifying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 (edited) In my head Alan Shearer walks in to Mike Ashley's office, backed by a potential new owner and says: "March straight back to London stopping at every Geordie home you pass by to beg forgiveness for seven hundred and thirty one days of mockery, theft and destruction. Do that, and you and your men shall live, do it not, and every one of you will die today." "And before we let you leave, you must go out to the middle of St James, present yourself before the Toon army, put your head between your legs, and kiss your own arse." Edited May 24, 2009 by Armchair Pundit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreverer 0 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 In my head Alan Shearer walks in to Mike Ashley's office, backed by a potential new owner and says: "March straight back to London stopping at every Geordie home you pass by to beg forgiveness for seven hundred and thirty one days of mockery, theft and destruction. Do that, and you and your men shall live, do it not, and every one of you will die today." "And before we let you leave, you must go out to the middle of St James, present yourself before the Toon army, put your head between your legs, and kiss your own arse." And remove the Sports Direct sign on the Gallowgate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 But we're moving forward [/some spacktard on N-O] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-I-S-S-O-K-O 0 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 A Chinese burn followed by a good hiding, then an acid bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 I could suffocate him to death with my chest...but he'd probably enjoy it and I certainly wouldnt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stormrider Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 I could suffocate him to death with my chest...but he'd probably enjoy it and I certainly wouldnt! No chest is large enough to suffocate the fat Mike Ashley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnacle Brian 0 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 I say we string up him, Wise, and Llabias up and let the entire Newcastle squad take shots with footballs at them until they die. The best part is that it will take forever because our players cant shoot for shit! On such a sad day this made me fucking laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 A Chinese burn followed by a good hiding, then an acid bath. Keep reading that as Chinese bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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