JawD 31 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 I'm not a smoker but I sometimes wish I was. Regardless of what people say it is cool as fuck. Its really not like. I genuinely have nothing against an individual smoking. But come on, cool as fuck? For one, in women I find it a massive turn off. Doesnt bother me now (married etc), but even coming back from my walk this week as I went through Wallsend I saw a mother smoking while pushing a pram and her bloke walking alongside carrying a can of fosters. Cool? I think not. You may conjure images of James Dean or Bettie Davis and think "cool", but then I'd have to give you an image of Pete Burns, Amy Winehouse or Bill Wyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 4, 2009 Author Share Posted June 4, 2009 I find most smokers have a sexy death wish kind of charisma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 4, 2009 Author Share Posted June 4, 2009 (edited) Btw men complaining about the smell of cigarette smoke shows how ponsified and passive the world has become. Running around like little hens imagining themselves as little well kept havens of anti-perspirant and after-shave. Smokers won the second world war and put people on the moon. Edited June 4, 2009 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 I'm not a smoker but I sometimes wish I was. Regardless of what people say it is cool as fuck. Its really not like. I genuinely have nothing against an individual smoking. But come on, cool as fuck? For one, in women I find it a massive turn off. Doesnt bother me now (married etc), but even coming back from my walk this week as I went through Wallsend I saw a mother smoking while pushing a pram and her bloke walking alongside carrying a can of fosters. Cool? I think not. You may conjure images of James Dean or Bettie Davis and think "cool", but then I'd have to give you an image of Pete Burns, Amy Winehouse or Bill Wyman Obviously, it depends who is doing the smoking. The right person and it's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18038 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 You wouldn't smoke if you know what I know. Or you'd try and stop. Chez knows this but is in temporary denial. As for looking cool, my arse. Nothing cool about reeking of stale smoke (which is utterly repulsive to virtually every nonsmoker) or having fingers that look like you've been sticking them up your arse following a vindaloo curry. Nothing cool about being hooked up to an oxygen mask and being unable to climb the stairs because you've developed emphysema. Nothing cool about having a heart attack before you're 50, or drooling at the mouth because you've suffered a stroke before your 60. And there's nothing cool about dying prematurely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea 0 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 You wouldn't smoke if you know what I know. Or you'd try and stop. Chez knows this but is in temporary denial. As for looking cool, my arse. Nothing cool about reeking of stale smoke (which is utterly repulsive to virtually every nonsmoker) or having fingers that look like you've been sticking them up your arse following a vindaloo curry. Nothing cool about being hooked up to an oxygen mask and being unable to climb the stairs because you've developed emphysema. Nothing cool about having a heart attack before you're 50, or drooling at the mouth because you've suffered a stroke before your 60. And there's nothing cool about dying prematurely. Where you been all my life chap? The images you have conjured up have brought on a kind of semi-on, almost pre-cum like state from the depths of the old nether region. Your use of language turns me on big time........I think, with me carrying a hammer and you tied to a chair, wearing nothing but a gimp mask and my mams knickers with a ciggy in your gob (or arse even for that matter), we'd make a lovely couple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 4, 2009 Author Share Posted June 4, 2009 You wouldn't smoke if you know what I know. Or you'd try and stop. Chez knows this but is in temporary denial. As for looking cool, my arse. Nothing cool about reeking of stale smoke (which is utterly repulsive to virtually every nonsmoker) or having fingers that look like you've been sticking them up your arse following a vindaloo curry. Nothing cool about being hooked up to an oxygen mask and being unable to climb the stairs because you've developed emphysema. Nothing cool about having a heart attack before you're 50, or drooling at the mouth because you've suffered a stroke before your 60. And there's nothing cool about dying prematurely. Where you been all my life chap? The images you have conjured up have brought on a kind of semi-on, almost pre-cum like state from the depths of the old nether region. Your use of language turns me on big time........I think, with me carrying a hammer and you tied to a chair, wearing nothing but a gimp mask and my mams knickers with a ciggy in your gob (or arse even for that matter), we'd make a lovely couple. I can see that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9221 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 You wouldn't smoke if you know what I know. Or you'd try and stop. Chez knows this but is in temporary denial. As for looking cool, my arse. Nothing cool about reeking of stale smoke (which is utterly repulsive to virtually every nonsmoker) or having fingers that look like you've been sticking them up your arse following a vindaloo curry. Nothing cool about being hooked up to an oxygen mask and being unable to climb the stairs because you've developed emphysema. Nothing cool about having a heart attack before you're 50, or drooling at the mouth because you've suffered a stroke before your 60. And there's nothing cool about dying prematurely. agree with everything but the bit in bold. James Dean? He was cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18038 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 You wouldn't smoke if you know what I know. Or you'd try and stop. Chez knows this but is in temporary denial. As for looking cool, my arse. Nothing cool about reeking of stale smoke (which is utterly repulsive to virtually every nonsmoker) or having fingers that look like you've been sticking them up your arse following a vindaloo curry. Nothing cool about being hooked up to an oxygen mask and being unable to climb the stairs because you've developed emphysema. Nothing cool about having a heart attack before you're 50, or drooling at the mouth because you've suffered a stroke before your 60. And there's nothing cool about dying prematurely. Where you been all my life chap? The images you have conjured up have brought on a kind of semi-on, almost pre-cum like state from the depths of the old nether region. Your use of language turns me on big time........I think, with me carrying a hammer and you tied to a chair, wearing nothing but a gimp mask and my mams knickers with a ciggy in your gob (or arse even for that matter), we'd make a lovely couple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18038 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 You wouldn't smoke if you know what I know. Or you'd try and stop. Chez knows this but is in temporary denial. As for looking cool, my arse. Nothing cool about reeking of stale smoke (which is utterly repulsive to virtually every nonsmoker) or having fingers that look like you've been sticking them up your arse following a vindaloo curry. Nothing cool about being hooked up to an oxygen mask and being unable to climb the stairs because you've developed emphysema. Nothing cool about having a heart attack before you're 50, or drooling at the mouth because you've suffered a stroke before your 60. And there's nothing cool about dying prematurely. agree with everything but the bit in bold. James Dean? He was cool. Didn't die because of smoking though. Should I have made that a bit more clear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26800 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 You wouldn't smoke if you know what I know. Or you'd try and stop. Chez knows this but is in temporary denial. As for looking cool, my arse. Nothing cool about reeking of stale smoke (which is utterly repulsive to virtually every nonsmoker) or having fingers that look like you've been sticking them up your arse following a vindaloo curry. Nothing cool about being hooked up to an oxygen mask and being unable to climb the stairs because you've developed emphysema. Nothing cool about having a heart attack before you're 50, or drooling at the mouth because you've suffered a stroke before your 60. And there's nothing cool about dying prematurely. agree with everything but the bit in bold. James Dean? He was cool. Didn't die because of smoking though. Should I have made that a bit more clear? Good point, I could die in a car crash tomorrow, why worry about smoking-related diseases? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Because you might not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9221 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 They should charge £20 for a pack of cigarettes, it's not like the smokers will never be able to mount a significant protest... I mean imagine the march Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 I think in general the worst type of cunts on the subject of smoking are reformed smokers. I used to smoke 30 a day but chucked it, but I don't mind people smoking, I've not had a tab since Portsmouth away in 2005, and I'm pleased I chucked it, but I would never criticise anyone who continues to do so. It's like the line from Trainspotting "you get all manner of cunts tellin ye......nae way wid ah poison ma boady wae that shite....but what people forget is if we didnae like it we widnae dae it.", and that's the way I look at it. When am out and I see people smoking I fancy one all the time, that first tab when ye on the drink, fantastic, so I know why smokers do it, and I know why they think people that moan about it are wanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9221 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 This whole thing erupted because I said I didn't like people taking the mick at work, by sloping off and not doing their work. It just so happens that smokers are the worst and most noticable offenders. Are you saying Stevie, that if you worked that kind of environment you could happily hold your tongue while someone basically took the piss? You don't strike me as a bloke who's afraid of a little confrontation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 This whole thing erupted because I said I didn't like people taking the mick at work, by sloping off and not doing their work. It just so happens that smokers are the worst and most noticable offenders. Are you saying Stevie, that if you worked that kind of environment you could happily hold your tongue while someone basically took the piss? You don't strike me as a bloke who's afraid of a little confrontation. Unless I was the gaffa I couldn't give a fuck, and I'm not a grass. People should concentrate on what they're doing not what other people should be doing but aren't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 4, 2009 Author Share Posted June 4, 2009 Fish is coming across as some kind of work busybody/grass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9221 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 This whole thing erupted because I said I didn't like people taking the mick at work, by sloping off and not doing their work. It just so happens that smokers are the worst and most noticable offenders. Are you saying Stevie, that if you worked that kind of environment you could happily hold your tongue while someone basically took the piss? You don't strike me as a bloke who's afraid of a little confrontation. Unless I was the gaffa I couldn't give a fuck, and I'm not a grass. People should concentrate on what they're doing not what other people should be doing but aren't. Bollocks Stevie, if some twat was taking the piss you'd have a word with them and you know it. You're just disagreeing with me because that's what you do. and no Parky, I'm not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 "Cancers of the world....UNITE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9221 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 "Laces of the world.... UNTIE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Don't get me started on this people taking the piss at work malarky I smoke at work in my designated Tin roofed "hut". I key out to take said smoke breaks therefore using my own time and not any fucker elses . Now the people who really take the piss are the tarts who key in on a morning /after lunch and then turn the bogs into Fenwicks fooking powder rooms for 15 minutes....doing the hair, putting the face on, spraying the perfume or deodorant or body spray till you frickin choke to death...and then saunter off to "start" their working day And it doesn't stop there ...the "coffee/tea" brigade ( and I am including a lot of men in that too) who saunter off to the tea point , have a chat with their mates discuss relegation/new players/managers/upcoming Big Brother/Eastenders ..ad infinitum...using WORK time and not their own time. Yes I may smell, no my fingers are not vindaloo yellow, my house does not smell because I do not smoke in it and it is my choice, not proud of smoking but I do it and if I die a premature death it will be nobodies fault but my own and Lambert & Butler ....but I will be doing it on MY TIME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Don't get me started on this people taking the piss at work malarky I smoke at work in my designated Tin roofed "hut". I key out to take said smoke breaks therefore using my own time and not any fucker elses . Now the people who really take the piss are the tarts who key in on a morning /after lunch and then turn the bogs into Fenwicks fooking powder rooms for 15 minutes....doing the hair, putting the face on, spraying the perfume or deodorant or body spray till you frickin choke to death...and then saunter off to "start" their working day And it doesn't stop there ...the "coffee/tea" brigade ( and I am including a lot of men in that too) who saunter off to the tea point , have a chat with their mates discuss relegation/new players/managers/upcoming Big Brother/Eastenders ..ad infinitum...using WORK time and not their own time. Yes I may smell, no my fingers are not vindaloo yellow, my house does not smell because I do not smoke in it and it is my choice, not proud of smoking but I do it and if I die a premature death it will be nobodies fault but my own and Lambert & Butler ....but I will be doing it on MY TIME That's quite an emotional piece. Rest assured I will take time off work to attend your funeral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Don't get me started on this people taking the piss at work malarky I smoke at work in my designated Tin roofed "hut". I key out to take said smoke breaks therefore using my own time and not any fucker elses . Now the people who really take the piss are the tarts who key in on a morning /after lunch and then turn the bogs into Fenwicks fooking powder rooms for 15 minutes....doing the hair, putting the face on, spraying the perfume or deodorant or body spray till you frickin choke to death...and then saunter off to "start" their working day And it doesn't stop there ...the "coffee/tea" brigade ( and I am including a lot of men in that too) who saunter off to the tea point , have a chat with their mates discuss relegation/new players/managers/upcoming Big Brother/Eastenders ..ad infinitum...using WORK time and not their own time. Yes I may smell, no my fingers are not vindaloo yellow, my house does not smell because I do not smoke in it and it is my choice, not proud of smoking but I do it and if I die a premature death it will be nobodies fault but my own and Lambert & Butler ....but I will be doing it on MY TIME That's quite an emotional piece. Rest assured I will take time off work to attend your funeral Thank you Snakey, much appreciated...it will be a cremation in keeping with the general "theme" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9221 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 wah wah wah Smokey Victims Unite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 I never realised how much of a dull cunt Fish is until today. Has Fop hacked his account? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now