jamie_gordon 0 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 NEWCASTLE will target The Tank if they make it back to the Premier League. The Championship table-toppers want Napoli striker Ezequiel Lavezzi. Lavezzi, 24, will cost more than £5million. But he will come with the backing of his Argentina team-mates Fabricio Coloccini and Jonas Gutierrez, who are Toon favourites. Lavezzi, nicknamed The Tank, has hit 17 goals in 77 games for Napoli and Newcastle have watched him play for club and country. He said: "I want to speak with Napoli to see if there will be a chance to leave this summer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4297 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 what an absolute load Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Bet that's from The Sun btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonGoodwyn 1 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 From what I've heard, hes pretty shit anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9037 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 The article does probably make as much sense as the grammar of the headline of this thread fwiw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flair 0 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 (edited) No chance, he would be like £10million, quality player mind. Plus, better teams will be in for him other than us. Edited January 7, 2010 by Attain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 ... 17 goals in 77 games? Pffft, big whoop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 A price tag of 5 mill is about 5 mill more than we'd have to spend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 'Im pretty sure we d'ont stand a chance of sign'ing him, we'll certainly not in any'time so'on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 90 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 'Im pretty sure we d'ont stand a chance of sign'ing him, we'll certainly not in any'time so'on rogue apostrophes............... You been drinkin Fish???? (like a fish, no doubt) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Quite amazing how I feel like I've been transported back to the 1970's and 80's when people get excited by bollocks like this such is our drop in standards since the only people who set high standards in the first place were roundly booed out of town by "knowledgeable supporters" Laughable, if it weren't so tragic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4297 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Quite amazing how I feel like I've been transported back to the 1970's and 80's when people get excited by bollocks like thissuch is our drop in standards since the only people who set high standards in the first place were roundly booed out of town by "knowledgeable supporters" Laughable, if it weren't so tragic getting excited? the only people I see getting excited are attain (who has always known who rubin kazan are) and jamie "I think bartons really turned it around" gordon speaks volumes to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjquick 0 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Great player, would have him any day at newcastle but sadly we havent got a fucking chance in signing him. He was already targetted by liverpool anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 747 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39285 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 If we sign this fucker anytime in 2010, I will BBQ my cock, and eat it delicately spiced with a hint of disbelief. The "Tank"? 17 in 77 games- The Tractor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9037 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Quite amazing how I feel like I've been transported back to the 1970's and 80's when people get excited by bollocks like thissuch is our drop in standards since the only people who set high standards in the first place were roundly booed out of town by "knowledgeable supporters" Laughable, if it weren't so tragic getting excited? the only people I see getting excited are attain (who has always known who rubin kazan are) and jamie "I think bartons really turned it around" gordon speaks volumes to me Doesn't matter when Leazes is posting in post-pub mode... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 If we sign this fucker anytime in 2010, I will BBQ my cock, and eat it delicately spiced with a hint of disbelief. Now there's an enduring image Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 (edited) Quite amazing how I feel like I've been transported back to the 1970's and 80's when people get excited by bollocks like thissuch is our drop in standards since the only people who set high standards in the first place were roundly booed out of town by "knowledgeable supporters" Laughable, if it weren't so tragic We probably have less ambition now than we did in the 80's. Not sure what the last three decades have to do with our current predicament like. You might as well opine that George Rutherford was better. No amount of booing got rid of anybody either, just cold hard cash. Edited January 8, 2010 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39285 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 If we sign this fucker anytime in 2010, I will BBQ my cock, and eat it delicately spiced with a hint of disbelief. Now there's an enduring image SFW??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamie_gordon 0 Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 The article does probably make as much sense as the grammar of the headline of this thread fwiw. its a chat room about football mate not a fucking english exam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I'd take Matejovsky and/or Jem Karacan from Reading in a heartbeat. Mate is too good to be effective in that side, whereas Karacan is looking like he'll be a cracking player in a few years time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 agreed on both of those players. lavezzi wouldn't touch us with a shitty stick. not till we are challenging for upper reaches of the premiership in any case. i give that about 10 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 The article does probably make as much sense as the grammar of the headline of this thread fwiw. its a chat room about football mate not a fucking english exam! No, it's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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