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The Fish

This joke definitely isn't getting old like.

I found a pic of you as a kid

 

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Shite mood been ill since Wednesday night, fucked up all of my weekend plans totally, it's not like a cold, but I look pale as fuck eyes fuckin killing me, even resorted to putting fake tan on yesterday what a huckle (NOM), feel like am gonna faint, I only managed 4 pints watching the toon yesterday, fucked. To make matters worse I'm waiting of Sunderland winning for £209 and they're losing.

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Kevin S. Assilleekunt

Stevie man, don't waste your money on fake tan lad. Get a chicken stock cube and mash it up in some olive oil to make a paste. Apply it over the desired areas with your fingers and rub it right in, it has the same effect as fake tan for a much lesser price.

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Ginger tea stevie...Loads of it. Fresh ginger thinly sliced in hot water. Later you can rub the ginger ower yersel. ;)

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I worked in a hospital in rural India a few years ago. My friend got quite badly sunburnt, so liberally applied aftersun. It wasn't until the fifth coat that he realised it contained fake tan. God knows what the locals (who hardly ever see white people would have thought as he went from white to red to orange to peeling back to white again.

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The Fish

It's not fake tan you mugs! It's moisturiser with a livening element. What a goal from Larsson.

 

:spit:

 

Brilliant.

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The Fish

My mam gets a pot/pack/tube of Oil of Olay every Christmas, has done for as long as I can remember. It used to be called Oil of Ulay.

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aye that has done you no favours, when i was a bairn i always got my gran Oil of Olay for xmas :D

does yer lass know you're combating the signs of aging with some olay & skin brightening magic?

 

(was best not to admit to it i think, unless it was called "super ultra mega moisture gel as worn by Mr.T")

Aye she does, once you hit 34 you'll see. When you're looking like Dot Cotton at 40 you'll sharp pipe down at kids using moisturiser :)

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Howmanheyman

Stevie on a recent night out:

 

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From left to right;

Maze-Prison-excrement-face, Eddie Munster and Sugarplum hardman.

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trophyshy

Stevie have you tried that eyebrow threading mate?

 

And there's nowt wrong with a bit of nail varnish imo, why should the girls have all the fun?

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The Fish

Bloody Hell TS, you'll be suggesting Manscaping, Guyliner and Male Varnish

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