The Fish 9269 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 This joke definitely isn't getting old like. I found a pic of you as a kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 I found one of you: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 (edited) Shite mood been ill since Wednesday night, fucked up all of my weekend plans totally, it's not like a cold, but I look pale as fuck eyes fuckin killing me, even resorted to putting fake tan on yesterday what a huckle (NOM), feel like am gonna faint, I only managed 4 pints watching the toon yesterday, fucked. To make matters worse I'm waiting of Sunderland winning for £209 and they're losing. Edited December 11, 2011 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26869 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Hold on, putting everything else aside. FAKE TAN???? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Just wondering Stevie do you have some fake tan kept aside for such an occasion or did you go out to buy it specially? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26869 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 He must be auditioning for the next series of Geordie Shore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Stevie man, don't waste your money on fake tan lad. Get a chicken stock cube and mash it up in some olive oil to make a paste. Apply it over the desired areas with your fingers and rub it right in, it has the same effect as fake tan for a much lesser price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 (edited) Ginger tea stevie...Loads of it. Fresh ginger thinly sliced in hot water. Later you can rub the ginger ower yersel. Edited December 11, 2011 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6098 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Stevie you big fat fuckin homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39199 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Betting on a Mackem win too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 cunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 It's not fake tan you mugs! It's moisturiser with a livening element. What a goal from Larsson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 2-1 Well doon Mwartun O'Nee-ll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 yea lets see if there supporting him at the end of the season if they are relegated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 I worked in a hospital in rural India a few years ago. My friend got quite badly sunburnt, so liberally applied aftersun. It wasn't until the fifth coat that he realised it contained fake tan. God knows what the locals (who hardly ever see white people would have thought as he went from white to red to orange to peeling back to white again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9269 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 It's not fake tan you mugs! It's moisturiser with a livening element. What a goal from Larsson. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Stevie's rep going down the pan here like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26869 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Stevie on a recent night out: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Stevie on a recent night out: Stevie's rep going down the pan here like. didn't realise I had one Here you bunch of mugs....this.... http://yfrog.com/obn5jxj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9269 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 My mam gets a pot/pack/tube of Oil of Olay every Christmas, has done for as long as I can remember. It used to be called Oil of Ulay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 aye that has done you no favours, when i was a bairn i always got my gran Oil of Olay for xmas does yer lass know you're combating the signs of aging with some olay & skin brightening magic? (was best not to admit to it i think, unless it was called "super ultra mega moisture gel as worn by Mr.T") Aye she does, once you hit 34 you'll see. When you're looking like Dot Cotton at 40 you'll sharp pipe down at kids using moisturiser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27659 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Stevie on a recent night out: From left to right; Maze-Prison-excrement-face, Eddie Munster and Sugarplum hardman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39199 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 "Moisturiser with a Livening Element" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6458 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Stevie have you tried that eyebrow threading mate? And there's nowt wrong with a bit of nail varnish imo, why should the girls have all the fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9269 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Bloody Hell TS, you'll be suggesting Manscaping, Guyliner and Male Varnish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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