Tom 13896 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 anyone know how to upload my doggy on here the pics are on my smartphone but need a easy way to upload them i could use that upload site. That's a nice dog Deadman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 anyone know how to upload my doggy on here the pics are on my smartphone but need a easy way to upload them i could use that upload site. That's a nice dog Deadman Aye, Staffy or Heinz 57? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 How've you managed to swing that? You got new year on call? No. Next on calls are week after new years. Start nights on my birthday the week after, but a fine deal nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27367 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 I've a date on monday with a very attractive and very nice lass. Also hints of naughtiness going on under the radar. So I'm like a dog with two cocks and grinning like shark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 I've a date on monday with a very attractive and very nice lass. Also hints of naughtiness going on under the radar. So I'm like a dog with two cocks and grinning like shark. Pics or Get The Fuck Out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27367 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Very, very perceptive of you not to put that in abbreviations, by the way! Anyway, here you go; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14131 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Smashing. Spontaneous pub mini-crawl with a mate, locally too so no fannying about with trains. Vedett on tap, Duvel in the fridge. Made a sizeable dent in both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Very mixed emotions going on here. Went out for our company piss up tonight. All was well, started in the Telegraph, moved on to the Bridge, we then said " let's head to the Ouseburn, via the Quayside." My choice at this stage would've been to hop in a cab and miss out the Quayside entirely. Over ruled. Cut a long story short we ended up in the titty bar on Dean St. Here's where the problems started. For a good hour or so, I sat and watched my pals hoy money at a steady succession of skinny birds with plastic tits, amused but feeling slightly above it all as none of them did a thing for me. Then , BAM! Out of nowhere this vision of womanly ness ( i.e. curves in all the right places ) parks her arse on my lap and whacks her ample bosoms into my face. Before I know it, I'm in a " private room" with this superbly proportioned woman ,naked and doing things I really shouldn't be even be entertaining. Here's where the turmoil comes in. I cannot lie , I enjoyed every minute of the half hour I was in there with her. But I now feel like an utter bastard, and that I've cheated on my good lady. Trying to justify it to myself by reasoning that the same lass was away doing the very same thing to the next paying punter in line, but it's not working. I know I've done something that , had the tables have been turned, I'd be absolutely gutted about. Am I over reacting, or , as it feels to me, have I fucked up? Right now, I'm not going to say owt to Mrs. Fist, but I feel like a weak willed twat. So, there we are. Fuck knows what I was playing at, but I feel like an utter cunt right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35305 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 I reckon you'll be able to look at this a lot more objectively in the morning. Assuming you've stuck by the rules of the club, then you won't have done anything REALLY wrong with this bird, although I can understand you feeling bad about it - as you say, if your lass had done the same you'd feel shite. It's just titillation at the end of the day, you've done it now and you'll not do it again. I wouldn't go telling your lass btw. As big a deal as it is in your head, it'll be a MUCH bigger deal to her, and you'll be in for a shit Christmas. And this will get dragged up unendingly, whenever there's a falling out. Lesson learnt, you won't do it again. I've never been to one of these places cos I always think it would just be ridiculously awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 You've done nothing wrong - so long as you've not understated what happened - anything happen in the private room you've not stated here?. Otherwise, depending on what happened ofcourse it's a different. But chill, be honest about what you did (if you can) and let us judge on it. 5 responses or so in and you've already been given some common sense approach by a few. Give us more to work with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 18, 2011 Author Share Posted December 18, 2011 You've done nothing wrong - so long as you've not understated what happened - anything happen in the private room you've not stated here?. Otherwise, depending on what happened ofcourse it's a different. But chill, be honest about what you did (if you can) and let us judge on it. 5 responses or so in and you've already been given some common sense approach by a few. Give us more to work with. No, he HAS done something wrong,and I'm sure he feels like shit about it. I'm not sure whether in the sober light of day he'll even want that post to stay on here. Check your PM's MF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 You've done nothing wrong - so long as you've not understated what happened - anything happen in the private room you've not stated here?. Otherwise, depending on what happened ofcourse it's a different. But chill, be honest about what you did (if you can) and let us judge on it. 5 responses or so in and you've already been given some common sense approach by a few. Give us more to work with. No, he HAS done something wrong,and I'm sure he feels like shit about it. I'm not sure whether in the sober light of day he'll even want that post to stay on here. Check your PM's MF. Of course he feels shit about it. Why did he confide here otherwise? The man was drunk and watched things he otherwise wouldn't have in a sober stae. Notice I said 'watched' as opposed to 'touch'. So long as that was the case whoopy fuckin' do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 (edited) If he stuck to the rules of the club as Gemmill said is this really any different to watching porn? In fact it's just seeing a lasses tits an curtains without the sex bit. You aren't allowed to touch them are you and they don't touch you do they? 30 minutes though I'm sure I was kicked out after about 5, maybe I shouldn't have got it out but I didn't know that wasn't acceptable. Edit - apparently my lass WOULD be pissed off about it, who knew? Edited December 18, 2011 by Gejon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 I took our lass to a strip club and paid for a dance for her when we first started going out. She loved it and never brings it up when we argue either. I don't think you've done anything wrong and would you really feel uncomfortable if your lass had done the same? I'd find it hysterical first of all and possibly a bit strange about it but as long as it didn't turn into some sort of lifestyle choice i'd not be arsed. Anyway, fuck the moralising, how good were the tits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Very mixed emotions going on here. Went out for our company piss up tonight. All was well, started in the Telegraph, moved on to the Bridge, we then said " let's head to the Ouseburn, via the Quayside." My choice at this stage would've been to hop in a cab and miss out the Quayside entirely. Over ruled. Cut a long story short we ended up in the titty bar on Dean St. Here's where the problems started. For a good hour or so, I sat and watched my pals hoy money at a steady succession of skinny birds with plastic tits, amused but feeling slightly above it all as none of them did a thing for me. Then , BAM! Out of nowhere this vision of womanly ness ( i.e. curves in all the right places ) parks her arse on my lap and whacks her ample bosoms into my face. Before I know it, I'm in a " private room" with this superbly proportioned woman ,naked and doing things I really shouldn't be even be entertaining. Here's where the turmoil comes in. I cannot lie , I enjoyed every minute of the half hour I was in there with her. But I now feel like an utter bastard, and that I've cheated on my good lady. Trying to justify it to myself by reasoning that the same lass was away doing the very same thing to the next paying punter in line, but it's not working. I know I've done something that , had the tables have been turned, I'd be absolutely gutted about. Am I over reacting, or , as it feels to me, have I fucked up? Right now, I'm not going to say owt to Mrs. Fist, but I feel like a weak willed twat. So, there we are. Fuck knows what I was playing at, but I feel like an utter cunt right now. You only really cross the line when you get blowjobs off yer daughters school teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 (edited) Do not tell your lass. I have been in exactly the same scenario. I thought, fuck this, I'll be a modern man and open up and just be honest, she'll understand it was pissed up and meaningless. What a fucking tit. It meant nowt, it means nowt and it's nowt worth (potentially) putting a rift in your relationship over. Your guilty feelings will subside far faster than if you reveal all, and they will go away. Love the way Parky never misses an opportunity to boast about his own sordid immoral depravity. Edited December 18, 2011 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26738 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Whatever happened, it doesn't count if you paid for it. Seriously, it was a bit of craic with the lads, not the beginning of a passionate affair. But never ever ever tell the Missus about it. She just wouldn't understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 I still don't see the issue, will hold my hands up as a moron but it's just a show. You can't touch them, they can't touch you. Watching porn seems fair worse to me this is just things we all see on tv, in films on the internet etc just a live show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35305 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Has he been on today? I'm beginning to think he's told his lass. Either that or he's been parked outside the strip club all day waiting for seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernMag 0 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Staff do tonight. Gonna be awesome - although my hairstyle is slightly NAZIRIFIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Telling her is utterly pointless, fair enough if you cheated you should tell her but this will cause upset for no reason at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12863 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 pray for monkeys fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Oh dear God, what a fucking donkey! Spent the day in bed recovering, told Mrs. F. the full crack , to which she roared with laughter, called me tit and said you don't go to titty bars to look at wallpaper. She was more pissed off that I was out of action all day. Catmag very kindly offered to erase the post and it's traces, but no need. Let it stand as a beacon of idiocy. Although, reading it back, I have to say that after 12 hours on the lash, the spelling and grammar is top notch. And cheers for not tearing me a new one chaps… yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35305 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I think it reflects well on you tbf. It reflects even better on your lass that you got all serious and confessional, and she just laughed in your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 If only she'd known how fast my nipper valve was oscillating when I told her, I'm sure she would have played it out longer. Wynn all round I'd say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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