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As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers.

 

By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year

 

 

I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate?

A weeks holiday in Birtley?

niiiiiice :lol: :lol:

 

last i checked its cloudy but dry outside :lol:

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I know Joe Coles gone to Liverpool but why is this thread about Liverpool V Newcastle. I know we won captial of culture but this Liverpool V Newcastle thing going to far now. I've already proved Liverpool is a better city. Ask a yank where is Newcastle they wouldn't know what the fuck your talking about. To most yanks Liverpool is the captial of England thick twats I know buts thats how it is. Maybe John Lennon had something to do with it.

 

Rich coming from a scouser.

 

I'd rather be a yank than a scouser.

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As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers.

 

By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year

 

 

I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate?

A weeks holiday in Birtley?

niiiiiice :lol: :lol:

 

last i checked its cloudy but dry outside :lol:

Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday".

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I know Joe Coles gone to Liverpool but why is this thread about Liverpool V Newcastle. I know we won captial of culture but this Liverpool V Newcastle thing going to far now. I've already proved Liverpool is a better city. Ask a yank where is Newcastle they wouldn't know what the fuck your talking about. To most yanks Liverpool is the captial of England thick twats I know buts thats how it is. Maybe John Lennon had something to do with it.

 

You're a fucking idiot! :lol:

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As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers.

 

By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year

 

 

I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate?

A weeks holiday in Birtley?

niiiiiice :lol:;)

 

last i checked its cloudy but dry outside :lol:

Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday".

:lol:

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As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers.

 

By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year

 

 

I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate?

A weeks holiday in Birtley?

niiiiiice :lol:;)

 

last i checked its cloudy but dry outside :lol:

Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday".

:lol:

Astonishing to think people used to go to a caravan park in Birtley to have a holiday.

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As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers.

 

By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year

 

 

I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate?

A weeks holiday in Birtley?

niiiiiice ;) ;)

 

last i checked its cloudy but dry outside :lol:

Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday".

:lol:

Astonishing to think people used to go to a caravan park in Birtley to have a holiday.

It seems the Dippers still do :lol:

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As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers.

 

By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year

 

 

I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate?

A weeks holiday in Birtley?

niiiiiice ;) ;)

 

last i checked its cloudy but dry outside :lol:

Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday".

:lol:

Astonishing to think people used to go to a caravan park in Birtley to have a holiday.

 

It was Burtree you knacker! :lol:

 

http://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/sites/details.asp?revid=8843

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As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers.

 

By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year

 

 

I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate?

A weeks holiday in Birtley?

niiiiiice ;):rolleyes:

 

last i checked its cloudy but dry outside :lol:

Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday".

;)

Astonishing to think people used to go to a caravan park in Birtley to have a holiday.

 

It was Burtree you knacker! :lol:

 

http://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/sites/details.asp?revid=8843

It was Birtley :lol: I can still hear the tune.

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As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers.

 

By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year

 

 

I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate?

A weeks holiday in Birtley?

niiiiiice :rolleyes::D

 

last i checked its cloudy but dry outside ;)

Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday".

;)

Astonishing to think people used to go to a caravan park in Birtley to have a holiday.

 

It was Burtree you knacker! :lol:

 

http://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/sites/details.asp?revid=8843

It was Birtley :lol: I can still hear the tune.

:lol: I thought you were joking.

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I know Joe Coles gone to Liverpool but why is this thread about Liverpool V Newcastle. I know we won captial of culture but this Liverpool V Newcastle thing going to far now. I've already proved Liverpool is a better city. Ask a yank where is Newcastle they wouldn't know what the fuck your talking about. To most yanks Liverpool is the captial of England thick twats I know buts thats how it is. Maybe John Lennon had something to do with it.

 

Rich coming from a scouser.

 

I'd rather be a yank than a scouser.

 

We wouldn't take you.

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I know Joe Coles gone to Liverpool but why is this thread about Liverpool V Newcastle. I know we won captial of culture but this Liverpool V Newcastle thing going to far now. I've already proved Liverpool is a better city. Ask a yank where is Newcastle they wouldn't know what the fuck your talking about. To most yanks Liverpool is the captial of England thick twats I know buts thats how it is. Maybe John Lennon had something to do with it.

 

Rich coming from a scouser.

 

I'd rather be a yank than a scouser.

 

We wouldn't take you.

 

Nobody would take a yank, they're all stupid and fat.

 

Kevin, do you remember saying you'd stop being a cunt in threads that weren't your own?

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As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers.

 

By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year

 

 

I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate?

A weeks holiday in Birtley?

niiiiiice :rolleyes::D

 

last i checked its cloudy but dry outside ;)

Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday".

;)

Astonishing to think people used to go to a caravan park in Birtley to have a holiday.

 

It was Burtree you knacker! :lol:

 

http://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/sites/details.asp?revid=8843

It was Birtley :lol: I can still hear the tune.

:lol: I thought you were joking.

Well yous two old cunts have years on me you forget, I was just a bairn, always sounded like Birtley to me, I thought eeh me Aunty Barabara lives there.

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As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers.

 

By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year

 

 

I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate?

A weeks holiday in Birtley?

niiiiiice :D:lol:

 

last i checked its cloudy but dry outside ;)

Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday".

:rolleyes:

Astonishing to think people used to go to a caravan park in Birtley to have a holiday.

 

It was Burtree you knacker! :lol:

 

http://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/sites/details.asp?revid=8843

It was Birtley :lol: I can still hear the tune.

:lol: I thought you were joking.

Well yous two old cunts have years on me you forget, I was just a bairn, always sounded like Birtley to me, I thought eeh me Aunty Barabara lives there.

About 3 years tbh ;)

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As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers.

 

By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year

 

 

I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate?

A weeks holiday in Birtley?

niiiiiice :lol:B)

 

last i checked its cloudy but dry outside ;)

Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday".

:D

Astonishing to think people used to go to a caravan park in Birtley to have a holiday.

 

It was Burtree you knacker! :lol:

 

http://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/sites/details.asp?revid=8843

It was Birtley :lol: I can still hear the tune.

:lol: I thought you were joking.

Well yous two old cunts have years on me you forget, I was just a bairn, always sounded like Birtley to me, I thought eeh me Aunty Barabara lives there.

About 3 years tbh ;)

 

And I'm less than a year I believe. Need them ears washing out Stevie :rolleyes:

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