Monkeys Fist 39420 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Did-you-get-the-job? I really have no idea? They clearly fucked up. what should i do? Disappear up your own arse. Dude, i'm seriously confused What the fuck like?? 1:Put your head between Meenzer's legs 2: Put your nose in Meenzer's arsehole 3: push..... FYP. Anyway, probably just regular working hours, Kevvy! boy. Give them a call at 9 tomorrow. I realise that might mean not staying up till 5am in a vodka-and-wanking-induced stupor, but you can manage it for the carrot that is £80. I'm loving it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 5, 2010 Author Share Posted July 5, 2010 you would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 (edited) And you're a black kid from da ghettos then? Or are you some white, middle class wannabe wiggatrying to be something you're not? And what would you shoot me with then? A pea shooter made of an empty biro with wet bits of paper for ammo? White, 1st class. Respect So you are a Wigger? How tragic. Even your hero mocks you Anyhow, just thought I'd show you what goth music is, just to educate you. Well someone has to try I suppose. Edited July 5, 2010 by Billy Castell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39420 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 you would. Have it your way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13026 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 you would. Have it your way That's Burger King, you're thinking of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 5, 2010 Author Share Posted July 5, 2010 Zing . Anyway, I think i got it. In other news, i bought more alcomahol today, 4 big bottles of WKD ! 30 cans tomorrow and a few bottles of cider, thats all the drink got then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Zing . Anyway, I think i got it. In other news, i bought more alcomahol today, 4 big bottles of WKD ! 30 cans tomorrow and a few bottles of cider, thats all the drink got then No one gives a fuck, I sincerely hope you give yourself alcohol poisoning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 5, 2010 Author Share Posted July 5, 2010 Zing . Anyway, I think i got it. In other news, i bought more alcomahol today, 4 big bottles of WKD ! 30 cans tomorrow and a few bottles of cider, thats all the drink got then No one gives a fuck, I sincerely hope you give yourself alcohol poisoning. Wacky, i know 4 bottles would be a bit much for you and your "condition", its okay little guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 27300 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Warm cider, beer and WKD. What a fucking idiot you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Choke on your own vomit please kevin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 5, 2010 Author Share Posted July 5, 2010 Warm cider, beer and WKD. What a fucking idiot you are. And 1.5 litres of vodka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 6, 2010 Author Share Posted July 6, 2010 So I should know in 10 hours if i got the job .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 6, 2010 Author Share Posted July 6, 2010 Ya mawn, keepin' it reggae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 In other news, i bought more alcomahol today, 4 big bottles of WKD ! 30 cans tomorrow and a few bottles of cider, thats all the drink got then WKD? Urrrgh, you big girl's blouse. WKD is disgusting. Do't tell me its the blue stuff, as that's the one I've tried, and it is foul. You might as well drink mouthwash instead of that shit. Its the same colour and at least your breath will be fresh when you go to hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 6, 2010 Author Share Posted July 6, 2010 aye shes blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14247 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Get the job yet, big boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 6, 2010 Author Share Posted July 6, 2010 Think so aye. Rang them and some boy said louise will ring me in 24 hours to organise my induction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Think so aye. Rang them and some boy said louise will ring me in 24 hours to organise my induction Congratulations! Presumably the induction will consist of giving you a uniform and a spatula..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14247 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Think so aye. Rang them and some boy said louise will ring me in 24 hours to organise my induction Congrats! And to pass your induction, all you have to do is enjoy one night of pleasure with Louise: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 6, 2010 Author Share Posted July 6, 2010 I think so. When i'm up the town now im going to go and set up a bank account.. Years ago i had a old smart account and i know you need your passport and a letter with your name/address on it to prove address, will it be grand if i just look to swap my account to a new one with just a passport? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 6, 2010 Author Share Posted July 6, 2010 Think so aye. Rang them and some boy said louise will ring me in 24 hours to organise my induction Congrats! And to pass your induction, all you have to do is enjoy one night of pleasure with Louise: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Think so aye. Rang them and some boy said louise will ring me in 24 hours to organise my induction Congrats! And to pass your induction, all you have to do is enjoy one night of pleasure with Louise: The icon in the bottom right of that obscures the best part of the photo. Its not a camel's toe, its a moose's knuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Think so aye. Rang them and some boy said louise will ring me in 24 hours to organise my induction Congrats! And to pass your induction, all you have to do is enjoy one night of pleasure with Louise: The icon in the bottom right of that obscures the best part of the photo. Its not a camel's toe, its a moose's knuckle. I bet she gives herself a round of applause when she farts. Jesus Christ, look at the size of her! What the fuck is going on with her dress sense? And is that Kim Jong Il in drag behind her? I bet she shops at Milletts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13026 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Think so aye. Rang them and some boy said louise will ring me in 24 hours to organise my induction Congrats! And to pass your induction, all you have to do is enjoy one night of pleasure with Louise: The icon in the bottom right of that obscures the best part of the photo. Its not a camel's toe, its a moose's knuckle. I bet her fanny looks like the monster that eats Boba Fett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39420 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Think so aye. Rang them and some boy said louise will ring me in 24 hours to organise my induction Congrats! And to pass your induction, all you have to do is enjoy one night of pleasure with Louise: The icon in the bottom right of that obscures the best part of the photo. Its not a camel's toe, its a moose's knuckle. I bet her fanny looks like the monster that eats Boba Fett. Bit harsh On the monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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