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New Season, New Song?


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Watched Premier League World on Sky Sports the other day and it was based on NUFC. Not sure of his name, but the bloke who does the Newcastle poems was on it, and this was one of them (I think if I remember rightly):

 

"We are Newcastle United,

Don't listen to what some might say,

We are Newcastle United,

And United we shall stay."

 

This would be AMAZING for a new song in the stands, any chance of pushing it out there? Like the idea? Dislike?

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Here's one I spent no time on:

 

We are Newcastle

Newcastle we love you

With no cash to front

And an owner who's a cunt

And Super Shola Ameobi too

 

We are Newcastle

Newcastle's is our side

You can stick your trophy glitter

Up John Terry's scabby shitter

Newcastle is our joy and is our pride

 

We are Newcastle

Newcastle till we die

You'll never hold us back

Because it's still the craic

To see the Magpies flying high

 

I'll get me coat

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down with the Baggies,

we're coming up with the baggies,

we're going down with the Baaaaaaggies

we're coming up with the Baggies

 

they're here, they're there, they're every-fucking-where,

empty seats, empty seats

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We're not spending,

We're not spending,

We're not spending any more....

We'rrrrre not spennnnnding any more.

 

:D

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Guest Gordon McKeag

To the tune of the Runaway Train (Torres etc)....

 

 

We've seen defeats at Glanford Park we have, we have

Dragged through mud and back again we have, we have

Our owner is a big fat cunt, we'll start the season with Shola up front

Fat Mike Ashley is a total cunt

nananananannananananannananananaa

Our owner is a big fat cunt, we'll start the season with Shola up front

Fat Mike Ashley is a total cunt

 

We'll never turn out back on them, we won't, we won't

We live and pray bring on the day he goes he goes

All he does is make loan bids

No transfer funds he loves the yids

Fat Mike Ashley is a total cunt

nanananananananannaaaaa

All he does is make loan bids

No transfer funds he loves the yids

Fat Mike Ashley is a total cunt

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We've got amoebi, we've got ameobi

He's from walker ville

He's just standing still

 

 

Were back where we belong

Here is our new song

Couldn't afford a new one

Won't be very long

 

Were back where we should be

On the cheap it's plain to see

Not even a few quid will be

Spent by the fat twat ashley

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to the tune of:

 

 

Andy Carroll!

we're depending on you!

Andy Carroll!

we'll hoof the ball up to you!

 

I got a ticket and fresh hope!

so we're depending on you!

from my heart and soul

we're depending on you!

 

so much tear is on my pillow

like a flowing river (toon toon) (toon toon)

my King Kev forsaked me

and Mike Ashley is greedy

 

no we're like a (toon toon)

Premiership club (toon toon)

with no aspirations!

 

so Andy Carroll!

we'll hoof the ball up to you!

Andy Carroll!

we'll hoof the ball up to you!

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Guest Gordon McKeag

Lola...

 

We've got Wayne Routledge and Lovenkrands

We've got Nolan, Colo and Jonas

and big Shola, la la la Shola, la la la Shola

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Looks like the show the OP was on about, featuring the toon is on at 530 the day.

 

Speaking of shows, the BBC World service did a feature on NUFC fans as part of a global piece on passionate fans. Caulkin linked it on his twitter account a few days ago.

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Looks like the show the OP was on about, featuring the toon is on at 530 the day.

 

Speaking of shows, the BBC World service did a feature on NUFC fans as part of a global piece on passionate fans. Caulkin linked it on his twitter account a few days ago.

It was recorded in the Irish Club with some of the NUST committee on the morning of the last game of the season.

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Guest Gordon McKeag

All the lovers, that have come before, they dont compare to you.

 

Mackems are cunts, we beat them 1 to 4, they got the metro in 2002

 

To this song:

 

 

Even the mackems readin this thread, would say thats a canny song.

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Guest Gordon McKeag

Rooooooooooooooooger Thames is a wanker is a wanker Rooooooooooooooooger Thames is a wanker is a wanker

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