luckyluke 2 Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Break his fucking legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6567 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Play real life Risk - reverse the encroachment, pushing across into his plot with your own self styled unkempt kleptocracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Another day.. another problem. Jesus Christ wykiktoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6567 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Condescended to by Kevin Wyki. There's tomorrow's problem thread sorted for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36826 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Pull down your pants and fertilise his plants. Seriously though, you are one side of a neverending dispute about one thing or another. Just tell the fucker you've had enough of him encroaching on your allotment ( them's fighting words) and he's got a week to shift his plants before you just pull them out the ground and plant your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Classic thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39454 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Hmm, the guy is a former executive, now bang into his allotment… Does he drive a taxi Wyki?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Pull down your pants and fertilise his plants. Seriously though, you are one side of a neverending dispute about one thing or another. Just tell the fucker you've had enough of him encroaching on your allotment ( them's fighting words) and he's got a week to shift his plants before you just pull them out the ground and plant your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Hmm, the guy is a former executive, now bang into his allotment…Does he drive a taxi Wyki?? Not guilty Monkey! We've also had a letter but ours was threatening us with eviction due to the neglect over the summer Everything was going great until the weeds came. If it wasnt for the chickens I would probably let it go. Unfortunately when the letter arrived giving us 14 days notice to sort it out, I had just arrived in the south of france with two weeks holiday left to go. My mate who I share it with is soldiering on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17574 Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 Popped past this morning and fuck me, this guy is mental! Hes built a massive fence thats encroached onto my patch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36826 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Popped past this morning and fuck me, this guy is mental! Hes built a massive fence thats encroached onto my patch! I reckon he's the Ghost of Allotment Future showing you what you'll be like by the time you get to his age, doing ridiculous shit to instigate arguments with strangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39454 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Declaration of war imminent Claw hammer makes light work of fences btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36826 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Declaration of war imminentClaw hammer makes light work of fences btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17574 Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 Declaration of war imminentClaw hammer makes light work of fences btw WTF! Right, im off to sort this fucker out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 A counter-strike is in order. UN conveined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 I'll burn his shed down for you if you want, that's if if I've got any petrol left over after doing Chez's house with him in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 This shit just got real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 (edited) Rip out all of his plants then get a few mates and gang-rape his wife. See how he likes you encroaching on his patch. Seems fair Edited August 28, 2010 by Sima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 (edited) Just get the daft cunt told you fucking pussy. I would approach it something like this "I've had enough of pussy footing around you, you cunt, so you've got until tomorrow to get your fucking crap shifted otherwise I'll weed killer your whole fucking plot and if you come fucking with my patch again I'm going to hit you over the bastard head with a spade, now fucking do one". At my allotments there's a committee to sort this shit out, what sort of set up are you running up there? Edited August 28, 2010 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36826 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 At my allotments there's a committee to sort this shit out, what sort of set up are you running up there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 At my allotments there's a committee to sort this shit out, what sort of set up are you running up there? It's run with military precision at our place, I wouldn't have it any other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36826 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 These Yorkshire allotments man, Wacky. Third world tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Has this old chap been peddling about on a new bike recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39454 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Declaration of war imminentClaw hammer makes light work of fences btw Biological warfare time. Pour diesel on his spud patch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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