Barney 0 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 My lass has just started going and she's terrified of the instructors. The one last night absolutely chinned them, and there's one bloke goes round the room turning up the resistance on people's bikes. My concern is that the first time I go i won't be able to finish. Nearly happened to me that on my first visit. Had been on the drink the night before and it nearly killed me. I've rode a bike most of my life so didn't think I'd find it to hard but fuck me, its a killer, thought I was going to die after about 15 minutes and the sweat that was coming out of me was horrendous, dripping like a fucked fridge. Couldn't get off though when this old fella to the left of me was like fucking Lance Armstrong on E, would have looked a right dick. I think I may have been turning up the resistance too much though as when it finished my wheel just stopped. frightened to go back tbh Spannered last night, and I nearly died laughing at the Lance Armstrong on E line. Fucking face was a mess of tears. Barney, I'm scared! The class is mostly birds and I'll look seriously bent if I can't do it. Just fucking do it, they won't see you slyly knocking down the resistance/blowing out your arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Weighed myself today for the first time in a while, I weight half a stone less than I thought I would. It's still not great but better than being half a stone more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Way to go Gejon! Another stone and you can tie your own shoelaces again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6082 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Since when did it become socially acceptable for straight men to go spinning by the way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2319 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 6`2, uhm around 220.. If that's you in your avatar (here we go again ) there's no way you way more than 15 stone, unless you have legs like tree stumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Since when did it become socially acceptable for straight men to go spinning by the way? Its 70% blokes at my gym. Wor lass does it a couple of times a week mind. I found it hard getting used to the fixed wheel, you have to sort of bounce to the music in rhythm which is hard when it's something like Black Sabbath. Our lass reckons she seem this old fella slam his ball bag down on to the handlebar stem the other week when he stood up to sprint and his resistance was too low, say's she just heard the the thud, but they must have shrivved up years ago as he just kept on going. I wouldn't have been able to pedal for laughing if I'd been there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Way to go Gejon! Another stone and you can tie your own shoelaces again! That's the aim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12896 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Since when did it become socially acceptable for straight men to go spinning by the way? Its 70% blokes at my gym. Wor lass does it a couple of times a week mind. I found it hard getting used to the fixed wheel, you have to sort of bounce to the music in rhythm which is hard when it's something like Black Sabbath. Our lass reckons she seem this old fella slam his ball bag down on to the handlebar stem the other week when he stood up to sprint and his resistance was too low, say's she just heard the the thud, but they must have shrivved up years ago as he just kept on going. I wouldn't have been able to pedal for laughing if I'd been there. If Black Sabbath's on, you just go mental for 5 minutes. Not even in any vague time, just go at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Since when did it become socially acceptable for straight men to go spinning by the way? Its 70% blokes at my gym. Wor lass does it a couple of times a week mind. I found it hard getting used to the fixed wheel, you have to sort of bounce to the music in rhythm which is hard when it's something like Black Sabbath. Our lass reckons she seem this old fella slam his ball bag down on to the handlebar stem the other week when he stood up to sprint and his resistance was too low, say's she just heard the the thud, but they must have shrivved up years ago as he just kept on going. I wouldn't have been able to pedal for laughing if I'd been there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 6`2, uhm around 220.. If that's you in your avatar (here we go again ) there's no way you way more than 15 stone, unless you have legs like tree stumps. You are right. Here we go again My legs and butt are rather big if you MUST know. Bet you`d like to spread those loins and stuff it in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2319 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Nah I'll pass thanks, prefer men with much bigger arms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Your such a faggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2319 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 It's, you're Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 I've started doing these Nike + treadmill workouts. Basically some gimp called Jay Blahnik is in your ear dishing out the instructions and getting you to whack the incline and the speed up at various intervals. Lasts about 35 minutes and I am fucking wrecked when I get off the treadmill. Did a 45 minute version of this today. Fuckaroo'd. I think I'm going to give these a blast, as I went back to the gym on Monday on the rower, and my back's completely spannered again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6082 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Got weighed at my mam's house yesterday and her scales reckon im 14stone 5 I had myself down as nearer 13stone 5 and although some of it is undoubtedly muscle the health kick starts today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35490 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 I've started doing these Nike + treadmill workouts. Basically some gimp called Jay Blahnik is in your ear dishing out the instructions and getting you to whack the incline and the speed up at various intervals. Lasts about 35 minutes and I am fucking wrecked when I get off the treadmill. Did a 45 minute version of this today. Fuckaroo'd. I think I'm going to give these a blast, as I went back to the gym on Monday on the rower, and my back's completely spannered again. Have you got them downloaded Jonny? There's three versions that I found. A 20 minute one that's actually pretty good if you don't have much time, a 35minute one that's the best of the lot, then the 45 minute one. Let us know what you think anyway. I've switched to going out running just this past week. Done a few runs and going out again tomorrow morning. Finding it strangely enjoyable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 I've already got them downloaded aye. I'll give them a whirl next week, as I'm just going to give up on this week as I can barely walk at the moment. Risky business going out running in North Shields as well mind. Then again, you're probably built like a tank these days, so I wouldn't step to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35490 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 I go out at about 6:15am man. All the radgies are in bed at that time. And I run to the softy sanctuary of Tynemouth. How have you fucked your back like? I get twinges all the time, but it sounds like you've done some proper damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 I go out at about 6:15am man. All the radgies are in bed at that time. And I run to the softy sanctuary of Tynemouth. How have you fucked your back like? I get twinges all the time, but it sounds like you've done some proper damage. Aye, I was off sick for a week with it about a month ago. Although as it's nerve damage, it's my back/neck/shoulders as well. Thought it was fine the other day, hence why I went back to the gym. Obviously I was wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Where do you acquire these treedmill workouts like, Scotty boy? Doing an extra day a week in the gym so these could be handy to fill the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35490 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Ugh that's a twat. Do you have to turn your entire top half like a He-Man toy to look in different directions? Nothing makes you feel like a twat more than that move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35490 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Where do you acquire these treedmill workouts like, Scotty boy? Doing an extra day a week in the gym so these could be handy to fill the time. I'll send you the links when I get home, unless Back Knack Spackajack has them handy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Cheers hulk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Ugh that's a twat. Do you have to turn your entire top half like a He-Man toy to look in different directions? Nothing makes you feel like a twat more than that move. I did at one point, aye. Doctor only gave me anti-inflamatories as well. I was at least hoping for a hit of some tramadol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Where do you acquire these treedmill workouts like, Scotty boy? Doing an extra day a week in the gym so these could be handy to fill the time. I'll send you the links when I get home, unless Back Knack Spackajack has them handy? I've only got them at home Drago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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