Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 I’ll let this pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14520 Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 Vale jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted November 27, 2022 Author Share Posted November 27, 2022 Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed? Everybody. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted November 27, 2022 Author Share Posted November 27, 2022 Fear I may have made a spectacle of myself with this one 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14520 Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 Janet Street Porter walks into a bar and says to the barman, 'Could I have a large aperitif?' Barman says, 'I wouldn't have thought so'. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12390 Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14520 Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginolaandtonic 169 Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 https://youtube.com/shorts/MDkQ6k-ZRKk?feature=share 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted December 6, 2022 Author Share Posted December 6, 2022 My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with tennis - and I'm too old. I said: "I'm only 40 love." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 Seriously, what happened to you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted December 6, 2022 Author Share Posted December 6, 2022 Just now, Gemmill said: Seriously, what happened to you? I started following a dad’s jokes twitter account 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 In the last month I’ve had a bunch of headless flowers delivered anonymously to me twice each week. I don’t know where this stems from, but I’m definitely being stalked. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 Come back @toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14520 Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 11 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: I started following a dad’s jokes twitter account Must admit to following what must be the same account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Two chess enthusiasts are sitting in a hotel lobby, discussing their recent tournament victories. The hotel manager approaches and says, “I’m sorry gents, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.” “We have a strict policy against chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22516 Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14520 Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Two chess enthusiasts are sitting in a hotel lobby, discussing their recent tournament victories. The hotel manager approaches and says, “I’m sorry gents, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.” “We have a strict policy against chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.” 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 5 hours ago, RobinRobin said: Must admit to following what must be the same account I don’t get it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14520 Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 11 minutes ago, Alex said: I don’t get it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted December 7, 2022 Author Share Posted December 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Two chess enthusiasts are sitting in a hotel lobby, discussing their recent tournament victories. The hotel manager approaches and says, “I’m sorry gents, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.” “We have a strict policy against chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 4205 Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Two chess enthusiasts are sitting in a hotel lobby, discussing their recent tournament victories. The hotel manager approaches and says, “I’m sorry gents, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.” “We have a strict policy against chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 You didn’t like the chess one, boys? What did the cannibal do after eating his vegetables? Sold their wheelchairs on ebay. I’ll see myself out. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted December 7, 2022 Author Share Posted December 7, 2022 oooof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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