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15 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

You didn’t like the chess one, boys? 

What did the cannibal do after eating his vegetables?




Sold their wheelchairs on ebay.






I’ll see myself out. 

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Bloke on his deathbed talking to their lass says now he's not got long to live he has to know something, he says he's always noticed one of his five kids looks nothing like the rest of them, he asks if the fifth one had a different father to them? The wife breaks down, years of guilt come to a head and she admits that yes, the fifth had a different father to the rest. 'Who was the father?' the dying man croaked. 'You.' the sobbing woman replied. 

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