RobinRobin 4491 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 12718 Posted January 11 Author Share Posted January 11 Sylvester Stallone said he wants to make a movie about classical music. He says, “I will be Beethoven.” Jean Claude Van Damme says, “Okay, I’ll be Mozart.” Arnold Schwarzenegger says, “I’ll be Bach.” 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 21627 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 I'd watch that, when's it released? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 4213 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: Sylvester Stallone said he wants to make a movie about classical music. He says, “I will be Beethoven.” Jean Claude Van Damme says, “Okay, I’ll be Mozart.” Arnold Schwarzenegger says, “I’ll be Bach.” 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 6497 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: Sylvester Stallone said he wants to make a movie about classical music. He says, “I will be Beethoven.” Jean Claude Van Damme says, “Okay, I’ll be Mozart.” Arnold Schwarzenegger says, “I’ll be Bach.” Worst. Pronouncing. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 6497 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 It’s terrible when you can’t Händel the German language tbh. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 1909 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 22 minutes ago, Isegrim said: It’s terrible when you can’t Händel the German language tbh. Now that’s a good joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 25105 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 44 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Now that’s a good joke. I laughed my tits Orff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 6497 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Gloom should go into Haydn iyam. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 12718 Posted January 11 Author Share Posted January 11 27 minutes ago, Isegrim said: Gloom should go into Haydn iyam. Verdi good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 1909 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Verdi good 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 20543 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Take no notice of Isegrim. His Bach is worse than his bite 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 4213 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 12718 Posted January 12 Author Share Posted January 12 23 minutes ago, Alex said: Take no notice of Isegrim. His Bach is worse than his bite his last pun was a work of mozart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 5990 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: his last pun was a work of mozart Yours are too hot to handel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 12718 Posted January 12 Author Share Posted January 12 3 minutes ago, Craig said: Yours are too hot to handel we might have a gershwinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 4491 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 12718 Posted January 12 Author Share Posted January 12 1 minute ago, RobinRobin said: ok, i'll stop. i cantata think of more classical music puns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 5990 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 8 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: ok, i'll stop. i cantata think of more classical music puns surely you have a liszt somewhere? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 25105 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 33 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: ok, i'll stop. i cantata think of more classical music puns Any more of this and you’ll get a good Haydn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 12718 Posted January 13 Author Share Posted January 13 Just asked the woman in Waterstones if Prince Harry’s book is available to download. She replied “do you want the PDF file?” I said no, that’s his uncle. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 4491 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 6 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Just asked the woman in Waterstones if Prince Harry’s book is available to download. She replied “do you want the PDF file?” I said no, that’s his uncle. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 21627 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 25105 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Aye, commas are the difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse, and lifelong trauma. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 25105 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Speaking of peanut butter, it’s not my jam. Giddup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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