Guest WDP Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 It's a true tale of woe. Number one might look presentable if she loses 5 stone and she didn't have boobs like Tubby Johnson oot The Viz. Judy Mallet off Corrie hasn't aged well next along, the third one didn't she/he play for Wasps? The last one is beyond comprehension, I'm half expect Darth Maul to appear behind her. Who said men aren't as bitchy as women What's number 3 even came as? Looks like Desperate Dan. Cover her eyes and she does Eeh this is horrible but I bet they all think they're lush, especially number four. You can just imagine how she talks her like. Someone voted for her as the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9053 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I nearly posted 'I'd do 2 of those 4' in the other thread earlier today and I stand by that. Marshmallow bird and the enormous spaniel next to her. Really? Fucks sake. Right, Chez, if ever you get single again, I'll farm some girl-mates off onto you. You're minted, have a brain in your head and haven't got AIDs, so... you're a star compared to some of their exs. Matt and Meenz can attest to their eligibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Chez being offered the crumbs from Dave's table without a hint of irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9053 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Chez being offered the crumbs from Dave's table without a hint of irony. You know fine well my crumbs are another mans gourmet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WDP Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I was going to give it my normal "I've done worse" comment but I dont think I have. I've done a few worse than Judy I'm ashamed to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4956 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Chez being offered the crumbs from Dave's table without a hint of irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Number 4 looks like she was in the Terrahawks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I nearly posted 'I'd do 2 of those 4' in the other thread earlier today and I stand by that. Marshmallow bird and the enormous spaniel next to her. Really? Fucks sake. Right, Chez, if ever you get single again, I'll farm some girl-mates off onto you. You're minted, have a brain in your head and haven't got AIDs, so... you're a star compared to some of their exs. Matt and Meenz can attest to their eligibility. Behave Dave. Since when does the hypothetical 'doing' of some dirty slappers translate into committing to a long term relationship? Fat lasses are great fun, you can do them in the wrong un and laugh at their beaker's mouth and get away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WDP Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I nearly posted 'I'd do 2 of those 4' in the other thread earlier today and I stand by that. Marshmallow bird and the enormous spaniel next to her. Really? Fucks sake. Right, Chez, if ever you get single again, I'll farm some girl-mates off onto you. You're minted, have a brain in your head and haven't got AIDs, so... you're a star compared to some of their exs. Matt and Meenz can attest to their eligibility. Behave Dave. Since when does the hypothetical 'doing' of some dirty slappers translate into committing to a long term relationship? Fat lasses are great fun, you can do them in the wrong un and laugh at their beaker's mouth and get away with it. fpmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38934 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14112 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I'm not homophobic, but this picture well, well I know what I want to say, but I won't. It's just well it's not right on a family message board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9053 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I nearly posted 'I'd do 2 of those 4' in the other thread earlier today and I stand by that. Marshmallow bird and the enormous spaniel next to her. Really? Fucks sake. Right, Chez, if ever you get single again, I'll farm some girl-mates off onto you. You're minted, have a brain in your head and haven't got AIDs, so... you're a star compared to some of their exs. Matt and Meenz can attest to their eligibility. Behave Dave. Since when does the hypothetical 'doing' of some dirty slappers translate into committing to a long term relationship? Fat lasses are great fun, you can do them in the wrong un and laugh at their beaker's mouth and get away with it. Standards are standards. plus, it's better to do a fit lass up the wrong'un, at least this way you've got no chance of being enveloped. Plus if you slap a fat lass on the arse she won't feel it for a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WDP Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I'm not homophobic, but this picture well, well I know what I want to say, but I won't. It's just well it's not right on a family message board. Four mingers ootside the Goose on Percy Street is hardly the same as a Bourneville sandwich, and that's said as someone who is not homophobic in any way. You have to think of the under 16's who are probably looking for Scooby Doo or Inspector Gadget cos of the name TOONtastic who might come across this type of thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Those lads look like they're getting on famously though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9053 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 To be fair Steve, there've been worse pictures on here. The Nistelrooy picture for one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14112 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I'm just being a twat man Stevie. That pic's really nowt to get wound up about though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 (edited) I nearly posted 'I'd do 2 of those 4' in the other thread earlier today and I stand by that. Marshmallow bird and the enormous spaniel next to her. Really? Fucks sake. Right, Chez, if ever you get single again, I'll farm some girl-mates off onto you. You're minted, have a brain in your head and haven't got AIDs, so... you're a star compared to some of their exs. Matt and Meenz can attest to their eligibility. Behave Dave. Since when does the hypothetical 'doing' of some dirty slappers translate into committing to a long term relationship? Fat lasses are great fun, you can do them in the wrong un and laugh at their beaker's mouth and get away with it. Standards are standards. plus, it's better to do a fit lass up the wrong'un, at least this way you've got no chance of being enveloped. Plus if you slap a fat lass on the arse she won't feel it for a week. If you have the same standards for long-term girlfriends as for a drunken dalliance with a BBW, then no wonder you invested so much in that wanking blazer. Never heard of 'a little bit of cushion for the extra push in'? Look, my policy on this has always been clear, sometimes i fancy caviar, sometimes i fancy a kebab. Edited December 1, 2010 by ChezGiven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38934 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 (edited) Badly Packed, naturally. Edited December 1, 2010 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17876 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Easily the most difficult poll ever. In the end I had to go for Andy Caroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Four, from behind for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 The sad thing about the whole thing is the four of them will get bucked off some fucka different for the next three weeks off the back of this picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I'd do them all to be fair like, you only live once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I get that they're doing fancy dress, but I'm still fucked to know what 2,3 & 4 are sposed to be. 3 I can only think of Ronnie Barker in 'Clarence' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38934 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I get that they're doing fancy dress, but I'm still fucked to know what 2,3 & 4 are sposed to be. 3 I can only think of Ronnie Barker in 'Clarence' They all were inspired by… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 She's a cross between a lumberjack and Harry Potter, obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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