Kevin 1 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 fell on my wrist last night, so so sore, cant move it and its swollen. should i go to hospital? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Stick it in the deep fryer at Maccy Ds for 5 minutes, it'll be easier to amputate then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Well that's your date for night gone, tough luck Kev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Stop being a wanker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 (edited) If its sprained there is not a lot they can do for you, you'll just have to wait for it to heal. If you think it might be broken they could x-ray it, but might wait until the swelling has gone down a bit. Edited April 23, 2011 by Dr Kenneth Noisewater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38836 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Tell your sugar daddy to take you over a railing next time Kevin. It's all about prevention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 If its sprained there is not a lot they can do for you, you'll just have to wait for it to heal. If you think it might be broken they could x-ray it, but might wait until the swelling has gone down a bit. Not really common practice tbh, if you think it's fractured then you x ray it. Might wait for swelling to go down before operating on it though. Kevin - I can't really give you advice over the internet. If it's giving you a lot of trouble you should get it looked at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 23, 2011 Author Share Posted April 23, 2011 Sitting in hospital. Wrists broke. Fucking been here since 10! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 are you supposed to be in mcdonalds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dafydd 0 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 (edited) Go to work and tell your boss your wrist is sore and you need some rest. Ask him for a big bag of frozen french fries and stick your wrist on them for 20 mins. If you cant move your hand up and down go the hospital. If you can move your hand up and down its unlikely its broke. If you can move your hand up and down but its sore take some pain killers and stop crying like a baby. You've sprained your wrist for fuck sake not broke it. Sitting in hospital. Wrists broke. Fucking been here since 10! Didn't see that comment. What a waste of time it took me 5 mins on a sat night to write that above comment. Edited April 23, 2011 by Dafydd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38836 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Good post toughguydafydd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Sure, you fell on your wrist. More like you over-worked it. You know, whilst masturbating. Or something. hiyoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Here's hoping you break the other one so you don't post for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 23, 2011 Author Share Posted April 23, 2011 only out of hospital now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 what a waste of a saturday night!!! right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 23, 2011 Author Share Posted April 23, 2011 you were ignored already in this thread, take a hint and shut the fuck up you fucking scouse twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38836 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Someone's in a grump Chill Kevin, have a wank … … oh wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 I though painkillers were meant to mellow you out or give you diarrhea oh wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 I've never really got the idea that wanking knackers your wrist. It's all elbow motion, the wrist stays in a fixed position throughout. Unlucky Kevin. In a pot? Hope it's not too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 24, 2011 Author Share Posted April 24, 2011 it isnt that sore now, when they pulled it out and stuck it back into place was one of the worst things ive ever had to go through. should i keep it in the sling? i look like a twat with it in one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 I bet your arm will heal without it. Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 it isnt that sore now, when they pulled it out and stuck it back into place was one of the worst things ive ever had to go through. should i keep it in the sling? i look an even bigger twat with it in one FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henda11 0 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 I got told by one of Kevin's closest mates....Well his only mate, that he walked in on Kevin in the shower, and asked what he was doing and Kevin said get out its mine, and i'll clean it as fast as i like. so i reckon that may of been how he broke it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Should have been his neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 I got told by one of Kevin's closest mates....Well his only mate, that he walked in on Kevin in the shower, and asked what he was doing and Kevin said get out its mine, and i'll clean it as fast as i like. so i reckon that may of been how he broke it. Guys stop laughing at this amazing joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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