Kid Dynamite 6151 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 (edited) Bit off topic but did anyone see her on Jonathan Ross last night. For a multi millionaire megastar she's about as down to earth as you can get. Kept calling people dickhead's and telling them to fuck off Edited September 4, 2011 by J69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12944 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Pity her music's a load of shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6151 Posted September 4, 2011 Author Share Posted September 4, 2011 Not my cup of tea but its obvious the girl can sing, which puts her ahead of most of the competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 (edited) There's nothing that makes her stick out from any of her competition, which is easy-listening pop. It's all the same, and if you're over 3 years old and male and think it's interesting music you want shooting. Edited September 4, 2011 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6151 Posted September 4, 2011 Author Share Posted September 4, 2011 I know it's cool to not like anything popular, just like it's cool to have a road cone in your front room, but she's the first person since the Beatles to have 2 top 5 singles AND albums at the same time. She's made about £6million more than you have from singing too. Fair play to her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 She's made about £6million more than you have from singing too. Fair play to her Not keen on paying tax on it, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 (edited) I know it's cool to not like anything popular, just like it's cool to have a road cone in your front room, but she's the first person since the Beatles to have 2 top 5 singles AND albums at the same time. She's made about £6million more than you have from singing too. Fair play to her I don't begrudge her any success, in fact it's cool to see 'normal' people hit the big-time in showbusiness, but it's easy-listening pop. The music is immaterial, you just write the same simple 3-chord progressions with nonsensical lyrics, and then market the fuck out of it. Some examples of huge-selling artists in this genre: James Blunt. Here's the lyrics to his biggest hit: "I saw your face In a place Now I know it's true I really really love you" 3-chords, simple progression. Am I expected to like this? Am I just trying to go against the grain by saying I think that is a pile of shite? Or is it possible that I genuinely don't like this type of music? Another mega-star atm, Rihanna. She was marketed with a girl-next-door image and her initial sales started to trail off, so her label made her change to a slutty image where she literally simulates masturbation on stage at every show and writes lyrics about how she can only be satisfied by massive massive cocks: "rude boi rude boi is you big enough? rude boi rude boi can you get it up?" Now she's become one of the biggest-selling artists in pop. Again, like with many topics, you know absolutely nothing about music J69, you were in a thread asking something like, "ermmm did bob dylon write blowing in the wind ive nevur heard that song lolol i dontlike taxes". You're the perfect demographic to be buying stuff like Adele and Cheryl Cole's latest single, along with all the other pre-pubescent girls screaming at their parents for it because they've seen it marketed on the X Factor and the ad breaks in between. Edited September 4, 2011 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12944 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Talented musician doesn't equal good songwriter. Bland rubbish. Though Rihanna is quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 If Rihanna looked like Susan Boyle would you still think that, or do you just want to fuck her brains out (Rihanna, not Boyle)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12944 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 If Rihanna looked like Susan Boyle would you still think that, or do you just want to fuck her brains out (Rihanna, not Boyle)? Aye. Only Girl in The World has a mint chorus. I actually don't even think she's that fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Don't even get me started on the Black Eyed Peas, they are the agents of Satan imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Is there anyone out there who, like me, hasn't heard one of her songs? I've heard of her, and her success, but never heard one of her ditties. I don't suppose I'm missing much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 If Rihanna looked like Susan Boyle would you still think that, or do you just want to fuck her brains out (Rihanna, not Boyle)? Aye. Only Girl in The World has a mint chorus. I actually don't even think she's that fit. Does your cock not work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 If Rihanna looked like Susan Boyle would you still think that, or do you just want to fuck her brains out (Rihanna, not Boyle)? Aye. Only Girl in The World has a mint chorus. I actually don't even think she's that fit. I bet you know all her dance moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 If you were the only girl in the world And I was the only boy Nothing else would matter in the world today We could go on loving in the same old way etc Just been watching 'In Which We Serve' this afternoon They were singing it in the liferaft after their ship was sunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 If Rihanna looked like Susan Boyle would you still think that, or do you just want to fuck her brains out (Rihanna, not Boyle)? Aye. Only Girl in The World has a mint chorus. I actually don't even think she's that fit. Does your cock not work? Obvious homo. Likes pop music and wouldn't dip his wick in Rihanna's filthy clunge. I've calmed down now, sorry if I went overboard, I just get pissed off about this, I have to listen to a pop chart against my will 5 days a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17363 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 She was a right laugh on Graham Norton too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Broken Britain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Im not generally into pop music being a Rock and metal fan, but she can sing and there's one of her songs I like. I kept hearing it on the radio but for some reason it makes me tearful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 I'm fucking sick of her songs. I hear them at least 5 times a day at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 'Rolling in the Deep' is pure crud. Great voice and I like some of her songs, but overall not really sure what the fuss is about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6151 Posted September 4, 2011 Author Share Posted September 4, 2011 I know it's cool to not like anything popular, just like it's cool to have a road cone in your front room, but she's the first person since the Beatles to have 2 top 5 singles AND albums at the same time. She's made about £6million more than you have from singing too. Fair play to her I don't begrudge her any success, in fact it's cool to see 'normal' people hit the big-time in showbusiness, but it's easy-listening pop. The music is immaterial, you just write the same simple 3-chord progressions with nonsensical lyrics, and then market the fuck out of it. Some examples of huge-selling artists in this genre: James Blunt. Here's the lyrics to his biggest hit: "I saw your face In a place Now I know it's true I really really love you" 3-chords, simple progression. Am I expected to like this? Am I just trying to go against the grain by saying I think that is a pile of shite? Or is it possible that I genuinely don't like this type of music? Another mega-star atm, Rihanna. She was marketed with a girl-next-door image and her initial sales started to trail off, so her label made her change to a slutty image where she literally simulates masturbation on stage at every show and writes lyrics about how she can only be satisfied by massive massive cocks: "rude boi rude boi is you big enough? rude boi rude boi can you get it up?" Now she's become one of the biggest-selling artists in pop. Again, like with many topics, you know absolutely nothing about music J69, you were in a thread asking something like, "ermmm did bob dylon write blowing in the wind ive nevur heard that song lolol i dontlike taxes". You're the perfect demographic to be buying stuff like Adele and Cheryl Cole's latest single, along with all the other pre-pubescent girls screaming at their parents for it because they've seen it marketed on the X Factor and the ad breaks in between. not a fan then? I only said she was down to Earth by the way, not that she had invented the wheel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 15026 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 She can sing alright, but KSA is mostly right,its simple easy listening for simple easy going folks.Thing is that stuff is massively popular. If you ask me though, the queen of heartfelt soulful "just been dumped" music which pisses over Adele, Winehouse and anything else in that sort of genre for the next 4 decades, then its definetly Dusty Springfiled. She was brilliant. And if you want a (male) side order to go with that try any of Marc Almond's solo stuff, great "torch" songs. Adele has also just sent half the single mothers in south east Dorset into despair by cancelling tomorrow nights gig in Bournemouth http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/9231...due_to_illness/ When was the Jonathan Ross show recorded?...maybe Wednesday last week?....did she seem a bit croaky on that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 She had a cold on the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 I bet sh' farts like a roadworker . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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