Christmas Tree 3997 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 So, you get caught up in an explosion as you walk past some science lab and wake up in Hospital. You then discover you have a super power! What would your special power be? How would you abuse it? What would be your super name? What would be your catch phrase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernMag 0 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 I'd have her power ... because whoever touches her has to bed her and I'd abuse it by touching 10/10's / those girls who just look pr0 at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 What would your special power be? Being able to change peoples minds. Converting tramps like contestants of geordie shore, scousers, mackems, brummies, Yorkshire in to respectable human beings. Making them want to learn new things and understand right from wrong. How would you abuse it? Force scousers to start their own show called We're Sorry, on BBC2 every Sunday night after MOTD, with one scouser each week explaining what a mug they were before I showed them the light. 2 hour Sorry For Heysel specials on Bank Holidays. What would be your super name? Mugrighter What would be your catch phrase? What ye deein ya daft cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 So, you get caught up in an explosion as you walk past some science lab and wake up in Hospital. You then discover you have a super power! What would your special power be? How would you abuse it? What would be your super name? What would be your catch phrase? Has to be invisibility. Can there possibly be a better super Power. Other than theft and pure acts of perversion I'm not sure what else I would use it for. ....... Nope, spent a few minutes trying to imagine what I would do right now if I suddenly got the power, but cant get past the perversion. Captain Transparent Boo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 What would your special power be? Being able to change peoples minds. Converting tramps like contestants of geordie shore, scousers, mackems, brummies, Yorkshire in to respectable human beings. Making them want to learn new things and understand right from wrong. How would you abuse it? Force scousers to start their own show called We're Sorry, on BBC2 every Sunday night after MOTD, with one scouser each week explaining what a mug they were before I showed them the light. 2 hour Sorry For Heysel specials on Bank Holidays. What would be your super name? Mugrighter What would be your catch phrase? What ye deein ya daft cunt Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13847 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 10/10 Stevie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 "2 hour Sorry For Heysel specials on Bank Holidays." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 could be more orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13847 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Outstanding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38765 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Fucking class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 yee should dee this for a living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38765 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I sense a name change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 I sense a name change. And a special M t shirt to be worn at the match tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I'd be a baddy/irritating sidekick in Stevie's story, constantly on his back about the statistical paucity of his mug righting. What would be your super name? Tall Minge Mackem Ginge What would be your catch phrase? "Your 13% record of righting mugs versus 46% of abusing unsuspecting swathes of the population minding their own business and 41% borderline racism just isn't enough to sustain the brand Mugrighter! you need to make up 37 percentage points to be considered effective" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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B&Wsy 0 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 What would your special power be? To 'see' into the future.....about 2 hours ahead would do. How would you abuse it? Gambling. Poker, Horse Racing, Footy predictions....you name it! Purely for financial gain. What would be your super name? Lex Lucky Cunt. What would be your catch phrase? Err...."Fuck me, I'm a lucky cunt!'.....perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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