The Fish 9038 Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38913 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 I get it from my Naan, not my Pappa, dum twat that he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Achar 'm sure Fish won't mind. There's methi in his madness. Dosa some excellent ones from Brock, but inevitably the puns will become poori until Sambar-stard stops us. Superb. There's no gobitween here, just pure excellent pitta. It annoys the bhaji-sus outta me that there's only so many we can come up with. The tan-door is open for anyone who has anymore. Incidentally, I hope the weather gets schwarma soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38913 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Atta boy! Anar it's getting harder to come up with ones that arent Simla Doesn't matar though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19879 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 (edited) These puns are going way to phall. Chana what I mean? Edited February 6, 2012 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Curry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 These puns are going way to phall. Chana what I mean? There's nothing kaffir about the quality of these puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 This is a serious matter, fellas. The battery on Fish's phone will run out soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 (edited) This is what happens when you have open borders and allow people to blow up shopping centres willy nilly, something YOU have always been in favour of, along with the lesbians who sip lemonade on a wednesday evening at your left-leaning so-called book club. Edited February 7, 2012 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4241 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Curry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38913 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Curry. Selling cheap lentils at our local Indian supermarket. Should I get a pakora case? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TicTacWoe 0 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 The Fish should just rice above it tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 This is what happens when you have open borders and allow people to blow up shopping centres willy nilly, something YOU have always been in favour of, along with the lesbians who sip lemonade on a wednesday evening at your left-leaning so-called book club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19879 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27115 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 First there was a glass, sorry, 'thimble' of water not being big enough in his wedding season adventures in a hotel, fish shared his outrage on here. Next, he's a lazy cunt, can't be arsed to pick a phone up or walk the five minutes to his curry house and gets stung on the 'let's eat' gimmick and moans about it, then, after bullshitting on here about deliveroo, (another gimmick), I'm fully expecting a fish fueled rant when his sushi (Eritrea version) turns up late and a little on the soft side. It's bad enough us reading it, the poor Eritrean just trying to make a living will have to listen to how his unique sushi experience has been taken forever away from his grasp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38913 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 He's only weeks away from the "Tap for English Tapas" app going live. Poor love must be frantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27115 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Is it restaurant quality though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38913 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Cat vomit, tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27115 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Honestly have no idea how they've all coped up till now before this app came on the scene? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 These sites let you pay by card - that's the single most important reason I use them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38913 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Honestly have no idea how they've all coped up till now before this app came on the scene? I suspect the left-overs caught in their hipster beards have kept them going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27115 Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9038 Posted October 15, 2015 Author Share Posted October 15, 2015 First there was a glass, sorry, 'thimble' of water not being big enough in his wedding season adventures in a hotel, fish shared his outrage on here. Next, he's a lazy cunt, can't be arsed to pick a phone up or walk the five minutes to his curry house and gets stung on the 'let's eat' gimmick and moans about it, then, after bullshitting on here about deliveroo, (another gimmick), I'm fully expecting a fish fueled rant when his sushi (Eritrea version) turns up late and a little on the soft side. It's bad enough us reading it, the poor Eritrean just trying to make a living will have to listen to how his unique sushi experience has been taken forever away from his grasp. Sushi should be on the soft side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27115 Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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