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Imagine the shithousery masterclass we’d see from Murphy if we drew the Morlocks in the cup next year. :lol:
 

 

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Renton
1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Imagine the shithousery masterclass we’d see from Murphy if we drew the Morlocks in the cup next year. :lol:
 

 

 

☝️ Mackem like behaviour klaxxon. 

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Howay

:lol: Mid table championship side but at a push he’d only take 5 of the side that’s currently 3rd in the Premier League. 

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thebrokendoll
11 minutes ago, Howay said:

:lol: Mid table championship side but at a push he’d only take 5 of the side that’s currently 3rd in the Premier League. 

 

:lol:

for fuck's sake....'came with the right attitude'

 

I wouldn't have thought so, I reckon any of our players would need be physically dragged kicking and screaming to go anywhere near that depressing shithole of a town and club.

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Howay

:lol: Aye, it just again shows how little they understand the quality gap - for example when Murphy last played in that league he got 9 goals from the wing, of course to them he’s shite but he’d comfortably be either their best or among their best. 

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Dr Gloom

bruno-what's hjs face :lol: 

 

like they don't know his name 

 

Walter White GIF by Breaking Bad

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Howay
3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

"if it improves the team".

 

:lol:

 

We're THIRD in the fucking PREMIER LEAGUE, you STUPID CUNT.

:lol: I like how it’s “tin hat on” time to say a bloke who would be their joint top scorer, with the goals coming in a division higher, might be one he would consider having. 

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Might as well include Pele and Maradona in the list as they’ve got about as much chance of signing them

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trophyshy

There's nay way I would let that Scarlett Johannson nosh me off like, I don't think she'd have the right attitude.  FTM

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5 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Would love to see how “piss poor” the Premier League sides would be if Sunderland went up against them tbh

They just played the side top of their division. They had 30% possession against Burnley. Which you might say is just a one off game. But they’re also 30 (vidiprinter: THIRTY) points adrift of them. Having played a game more. Like you say, if the PL is shite, what does that make them? 

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Gemmill

The attitude is bizarre like. They seem to exist in this alternate reality where they're simultaneously not good enough to get out of the Championship AND good enough to finish mid table in the Premier League. And the complete absence of logic just doesn't even occur to them.

 

It's like watching Interstellar whilst standing next to some Spanish bins.

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thebrokendoll
15 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

The attitude is bizarre like. They seem to exist in this alternate reality where they're simultaneously not good enough to get out of the Championship AND good enough to finish mid table in the Premier League. And the complete absence of logic just doesn't even occur to them.

 

It's like watching Interstellar whilst standing next to some Spanish bins.

 

they've all been well and truly stupiditywashed.

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Howmanheyman

:lol: Phenomenal stupidity and delusion from the founders of half the globe's football clubs. 

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Anorthernsoul
2 hours ago, trophyshy said:

There's nay way I would let that Scarlett Johannson nosh me off like, I don't think she'd have the right attitude.  FTM

 

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Now normally they'd want the Scouse Makems to win as they have some sort of affinity with them....so they'll be changing teams tonight and praying for a Spurs win,Its a tricky one for me as I'd love to see Rex the dinosaur relegated but will settle for an Everton win tonight 

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trophyshy
7 hours ago, Alex said:

Might as well include Pele and Maradona in the list as they’ve got about as much chance of signing them


More chance tbf as they can’t object. 

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Renton
1 hour ago, trophyshy said:


More chance tbf as they can’t object. 

 

Cue some bizarre Weekend at Berties with reanimated Pele and Maradonna in the mackem midfield. 

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52 minutes ago, Renton said:

Meanwhile the mackems are upset. Again! Not sure why?

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The weekend is ruined for them..........they would rather have been humped 5-0 by Burnley as long as we lost

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Howay
2 hours ago, Renton said:

Meanwhile the mackems are upset. Again! Not sure why?

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:lol: I love their new banter that the whole CL qualification thing, which was never going to happen a few weeks back, is only happening because we’re flukey. We’re headed for a similar points tally that top 4 always requires, and they’ll list who has been “horrendous” as if there’s not always some of the “big 6” having seasons like this every fucking season :lol:. Can’t wait until we fluke a league title win. 

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thebrokendoll
6 hours ago, Howay said:

:lol: I love their new banter that the whole CL qualification thing, which was never going to happen a few weeks back, is only happening because we’re flukey. We’re headed for a similar points tally that top 4 always requires, and they’ll list who has been “horrendous” as if there’s not always some of the “big 6” having seasons like this every fucking season :lol:. Can’t wait until we fluke a league title win. 

 

it's pretty fair too say our good fortune knows no bounds. we've been extremely lucky really that we're not in the bottom 3, or indeed that we still have the same manager.

lest we forget.......

 

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Ayatollah Hermione

If La Liga winning full-back, Kieran Trippier has had an unremarkable career, what does that mean for literally their entire squad? :lol: 

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The reaction to the Everton v Spurs result is them now telling themselves it’ll be great seeing us get hammered in the CL. Just when you think they’ve peaked with the mental gymnastics they take it to a different level 

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