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Have any of them acknowledged that as it stands, they are the worst team in the league based on previous league position? Or that they've sold at least one (two?) of their first team players since then, without replacing them? They may spend a fortune and be competent, but I'm not sure where any confidence in that outcome is at present.

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4 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

Have any of them acknowledged that as it stands, they are the worst team in the league based on previous league position? Or that they've sold at least one (two?) of their first team players since then, without replacing them? They may spend a fortune and be competent, but I'm not sure where any confidence in that outcome is at present.

No, they're pretty confident they'll take 4pts off the following;

Burnley
Leeds
Brentford
Fulham
Everton
West Ham

 

Now, Burnley and Leeds did give them 4pts last season, to be sure, but 10th-13th in the Premier League giving up 4pts to the teams that needed Play Offs to get promoted? I'm not sure.

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26 minutes ago, London said:

Driving themselves into a frenzy over speculative 'Mag' shirts on a speed awareness course. 

"I'm proper sorry doing 35 in a 20, like. I saw eight mag tops on the way to the doll office and I just lost me head, like."

"Dear Keyth,

 

Thank you for yeh letter dayated 19/06/2025 appeyling yeh speyding awarahness course.

 

Unfortunateley, we cannit rescind the points and give yeh a reyfund.

 

Apparentley, trying to tak ewt a mag in a tewn top in South Sheylds on a Wens'dah afternewn is not just cause for deyin fiftey two in a twentey. Dinnit ask ez why, marra.

 

It's a shayam an'aarl coz ah hate the mags.

 

See yeh at the course, marra. Careful of the wandering mags ewtside when ya gerrin the car park. Last thing yeh neyd is another three points.

 

PS:  As an aside the premeyeh leygue dinnit allow yeh to transfer them to the club either. Ah na weh neyd all the help wa can get."

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'Those filthy mags always wearing their shirts'.

 

Meanwhile, on Wearside:

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I'm not sure what's classier, the football top or his sister's tits spilling out of her dress.

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4 minutes ago, ewerk said:

'Those filthy mags always wearing their shirts'.

 

Meanwhile, on Wearside:

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I'm not sure what's classier, the football top or his sister's tits spilling out of her dress.

Getting married outside the call centre they work at?

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Warning Red Light GIF by Mashed

 

"Keyth! Calling Keyth! There's been 3 (three) parents spotted collecting their kids on a hot afternewn wearing theya mag tops, repeayt, theya wa wearing tha mag tops. Over "

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27 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Warning Red Light GIF by Mashed

 

"Keyth! Calling Keyth! There's been 3 (three) parents spotted collecting the one kid tha share betweyn them on a hot afternewn wearing theya mag tops, repeayt, theya wa wearing tha mag tops. Over "

MLF'dYP

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1 hour ago, ewerk said:

'Those filthy mags always wearing their shirts'.

 

Meanwhile, on Wearside:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Image

 

 

 

 

I'm not sure what's classier, the football top or his sister's tits spilling out of her dress.

 

jawline, mouth, nose, forehead, even tits are comparable in size.

coincidence or not?

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