loonyTOON 10 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Paid £300 for my Fiance's stag do in Toon, only to find out that included hospitality, tour and tickets for Scum vs. Bolton on Saturday. Already planning on wearing plastic bags over my shoes, and a cheeky nufc t-shirt underneath. But some proper ideas please Ney goin there without doing something. Black marker pen + toilet = SAFC written inside the bowl, right on the pissing spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39076 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Are you a gay man or a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 We welcome all sexualities here in Toontastic Be they Gay, Straight or genderspastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39076 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Yay! Let's all celibate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12865 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Just give the ticket away. Their hospitality package will be complete horror, plus Sunderland/Bolton will be total shite. Watch the toon in a bar instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 i dont mind gay people or any kind of person i mean as long as they dont start feeling my backside im fine lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12495 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Just give the ticket away. Their hospitality package will be complete horror, plus Sunderland/Bolton will be total shite. Watch the toon in a bar instead. This I wouldn't waste my time going to that dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 i dont mind gay people or any kind of person i mean as long as they dont start feeling my backside im fine lol But you have a really nice backside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39076 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 i dont mind gay people or any kind of person i mean as long as they dont start feeling my backside im fine lol Is a quick cock-squeeze ok then? And I agree, don't bother with the Mackem shite. You'll have a classier time sitting in a bin , eating your own faeces tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loonyTOON 10 Posted April 25, 2012 Author Share Posted April 25, 2012 Hahaha it was meant to say 'my fiance's uncles stagger'. So sorry to disappoint but straight. So I guess thats this thread going quiet now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39076 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Think again , Sugartits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Deadman's backside isn't going to feel itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Why have you always thought you'd visit the Stadium of Light after you die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronic the Drug Wasp 6 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 You stumped up £300 without knowing what it was for? I don't understand how any NUFC fan could go watch a Sunderland match without it involving us. I'd never contemplate doing it, for any reason. I know an SAFC fan who occasionally lands himself in the box at SJP for one of our matches through mates. Can't get me heed around that, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Has this thread popped up on RTG yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I wouldnt go, if I did I certainly wouldnt take marker pen etc Via work I have been offered a stack of hospitality at their place (directly or indirectly) but havent been once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizenerased 0 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Why have you always thought you'd visit the Stadium of Light after you die. Must assume that he's pissed God off in some way, clearly the Stadium of Mackem is the 7th stop on the tour through the 9 circles of hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 You stumped up £300 without knowing what it was for? I don't understand how any NUFC fan could go watch a Sunderland match without it involving us. I'd never contemplate doing it, for any reason. I know an SAFC fan who occasionally lands himself in the box at SJP for one of our matches through mates. Can't get me heed around that, either. I can't wait to see Reading stuff them at the Mad Stad next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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