Howmanheyman 26868 Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 As of approx 13.00 today I now own my own home lock, stock and barrel. Time for the banana. :banana: They may turn my gas off..... I'll put an extra blanket on! They may knock the leccy off..... I'll eat an extra carrot to see in the dark! They may turn my water off...... I'll take a bar of soap outside when it rains but they'll......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38778 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26868 Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 Five bedroomed Semi with garage don't you know. Alas no stained glass windows yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 And I thought you were rough as a badgers....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38778 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Five bedroomed Semi with garage don't you know. Alas no stained glass windows yet. You can afford to buy this one off Renton now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 As of approx 13.00 today I now own my own home lock, stock and barrel. Time for the banana. :banana: Congrats! Don't suppose you want to be a case study on how to add value to it? For a national press (dunno if it's magazine or newspaper). There is a fee! But you'd need to be photographed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26868 Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 You can afford to buy this one off Renton now Fuck off, MF! Wouldn't want to be any more of a supa fan/Geordie than I already am! Congrats! Don't suppose you want to be a case study on how to add value to it? For a national press (dunno if it's magazine or newspaper). There is a fee! But you'd need to be photographed. Not sure if you're pulling my plonka, Fish but it'd have to be worth my while as I'd cringe seeing my mug and life plastered all over for every Tom, Dick and Harry to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38778 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Get one of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17796 Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 The thing that bugs me is this stain glass windows nonsense predates MF and HMHM being on this board! It's become a meme. MancMag you twat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26868 Posted September 16, 2012 Author Share Posted September 16, 2012 It's just one of those things. There'll be future posters bringing it up just as future posters will no doubt mention 'Bravado' Dave regarding Fish even though they'll have no idea why he gets called it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 I still get stick for turning up a little chubby. Once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 I still get stick for turning up a little chubby. Once. I like it when your little chubby turns up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 I like it when your little chubby turns up. You going to Bruges? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 You going to Bruges? Unless that's also a euphemism, I am not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Unless that's also a euphemism, I am not. Sucks to be you. Just waiting to find out which train people are getting, then "We're all off to drizzly Bruges, Viva the Flemmish" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Sucks to be you. Just waiting to find out which train people are getting, then "We're all off to drizzly Bruges, Viva the Flemmish" You going with Matt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 You going with Matt? Maybe, depends if our fates can align. If not it'll just be me and another mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 I might arrange something then seeing as I haven't seen you for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 I'll just pre-warn my mates that yes he seems a bit of a bellend but in reality he's quite harmless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 I'll just pre-warn my mates that yes he seems a bit of a bellend but in reality he's quite harmless. Why, Sir, You flatter me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Off to see Jesus Christ Superstar on the arena tour on Friday night and I can't wait. I bloody love a musical, and to top it all, TIm Minchin is playing Judas and he's pretty much one of my favourite people in the world. Oh and I'm going to see it with a friend who just happened to be my first boyfriend when I was 16. Happy days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Oh and I'm going to see it with a friend who just happened to be my first boyfriend when I was 16. Happy days That'll go down well with your other half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 That'll go down well with your other half. Why should he be bothered? If I was going to run off with other blokey I probably would have done it sometime in the last 20 years that we've been friends. He's just pleased he doesn't have to sit through musicals with me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14599 Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 If this lad is interested in musicals its likely that he's lost interest in women a long time ago anyway...has he got a lot of Judy Garland cd's too? ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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