Howmanheyman 26846 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 The youngest daughters new teacher is a little cutie. Oh, aye, my mortgage should be paid off in a couple of weeks. Next.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 (edited) The youngest daughters new teacher is a little cutie. Oh, aye, my mortgage should be paid off in a couple of weeks. Next.............. Thats bloody good having your mortgage paid off. You're only a young'un as well. Bonus about the teacher. As it happens I saw the hottest lass Ive ever seen coming out of Morrisons last night. We are talking sizzling in a pair of very small denim shorts. Like roller Barbie. Any way not only did she have a fella in tow, I also had the missus in tow. Always seems to be the case these days. Couldnt even get a real good pervy oggle in for fear of slap or punch. Edited September 6, 2012 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17784 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Uncle perv. How old was she? Reckon you'd have had a chance if you were both alone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Uncle perv. How old was she? Reckon you'd have had a chance if you were both alone? I've got visions of Father Jack slavvering over a bottle of Whisky... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Uncle perv. How old was she? Reckon you'd have had a chance if you were both alone? early 20's. Not after a chance just a good old fashioned passing letch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 If we're talking about perving, there's a lass who I see at the bus stop after work every night who is chebilicious. Think she works at the factory next door. Anyway, I saw her this morning on the way in, she must have been late for work..she was running in..I think I might have passed out at the wheel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 (edited) Theres a lass at work too, shes 19 and I gave her a lift home last night. Whilst in the car and giving directions we started joking about " my place or yours" and it just spiralled a wee bit out of control - in the end there was a few nervous laughs and it all got a bit awkward Edited September 6, 2012 by Lake Bells tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Theres a lass at work too, shes 19 and I gave her a lift home last night. Whilst in the car and giving directions we started joking about " my place or yours" and it just spiralled a wee bit out of control - in the end there was a few nervous laughs and it all got a bit awkward What an absolutely thrilling yarn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I guess you had to be there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I've just moved in with my girlfriend (only been going out six months). She'd been away since Saturday, so to be greeted by the sight of her (in hooters top and hot pants) when I limped home after a 12 hour shift last night was certainly a reason to be cheerful. Just my bloody luck she's up on the blocks though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 If we're talking about perving, there's a lass who I see at the bus stop after work every night who is chebilicious. Think she works at the factory next door. Anyway, I saw her this morning on the way in, she must have been late for work..she was running in..I think I might have passed out at the wheel. I'm reading that while in slow mo mode with baywatch background music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5912 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Theres a lass at work too, shes 19 and I gave her a lift home last night. Whilst in the car and giving directions we started joking about " my place or yours" and it just spiralled a wee bit out of control - in the end there was a few nervous laughs and it all got a bit awkward Awkward for her. She probably thought she was going to fall victim to Norways first white on white rape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26846 Posted September 6, 2012 Author Share Posted September 6, 2012 I've just moved in with my girlfriend (only been going out six months). She'd been away since Saturday, so to be greeted by the sight of her (in hooters top and hot pants) when I limped home after a 12 hour shift last night was certainly a reason to be cheerful. Just my bloody luck she's up on the blocks though. God help us on here when you and this lass break up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Awkward for her. She probably thought she was going to fall victim to Norways first white on white rape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 J69`s first homerun after 5 years on this board. Calls for a celebration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 J69`s first homerun after 5 years on this board. Calls for a celebration Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Awkward for her. She probably thought she was going to fall victim to Norways first white on white rape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Might slap myself about tonight. The only way is up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17784 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 That is quite brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13847 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Awkward for her. She probably thought she was going to fall victim to Norways first white on white rape Easily your best post. Hats off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Since you ask.... 1. My brother (some of you know him, Stu, Lanky Bell Wipe) has had worsening hearing and balance problems for the past 5 years. He's been almost totally deaf for a year or so at least and last weekend his balance got so bad he couldn't walk. Wheelchair for him since then. The docs have always said they couldn't halt his worsening condition, but following an MRI earlier in the week they have found an aneurysm, and we're hoping something can be done. He's been in ST hospital all week and is waiting to go to the RVI to see a neuro-surgeon, so fingers are crossed. 2. My mother who has not been able to leave the house in 3 years and has been in hospital for 2 months is due her 3rd (and hopefully final) operation soon, so fingers are crossed. 3. The property that they had joint ownership of, which I was lumbered with managing as an empty money drain, and which I asked for advice about on here 2 years ago when it had already sold at auction but could not complete, is finally off our hands completely after a long and infuriating legal battle. Money going into their bank today. Been laughing with the family that most people would see our current situation as bloody depressing, but it feels like we're coming out the end of a very long dark tunnel at the moment.....touch wood with fingers crossed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Good luck with all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Good luck with all. What film is that off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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