Monkeys Fist 46500 Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 On 22/10/2012 at 20:48, LoveTheBobby said: Having my one-eyed milkman shed a tear to Dr Alice Roberts simply saying "one thouysand" . When she asked why Neanderthals " Had a more muscular right arm than the left?", smirking like the cheeky minx she is, I nearly choked on my Werthers Original. ....... and what a fine set of nawkular glands she has! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 On 22/10/2012 at 21:40, PaddockLad said: Dr Alice It wasn't until the credits rolled and I'd put my tab out that I realised sh's a Professor no less ! Well I'll be blown . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 On 22/10/2012 at 21:48, Monkeys Fist said: When she asked why Neanderthals " Had a more muscular right arm than the left?", smirking like the cheeky minx she is, I nearly choked on my Werthers Original. ....... and what a fine set of nawkular glands she has! . . *whispers* you didn't happen to catch any of her series on Bbc4 the other year on outdoor swimming did you ? Oosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46500 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Whaaaat?? And you didn't tell us it on, you sneaky get! Rip the head off it, did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 On 23/10/2012 at 20:26, Monkeys Fist said: Whaaaat?? And you didn't tell us it on, you sneaky get! Busy wanna . Hey that CroMagnon mister they made on it was a bit a bit freaky mind . She was checking it's winky-woo out . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46500 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I'll bet you were busy Captain Caveman was as hairy as I imagine Dr. A's downstairs quarters to be. Bet she's got a minge like a gutted rabbit, proper 70s blart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 474 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Will Smith is now older than Uncle Phil was in the first series of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11431 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 On 03/05/2013 at 09:44, catmag said: Will Smith is now older than Uncle Phil was in the first series of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Uncle Phil is twice the man Will Smith is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46500 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 On 03/05/2013 at 09:44, catmag said: Will Smith is now older than Uncle Phil was in the first series of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15130 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Will Smith really is fucking shite, isn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 474 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Cute though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11431 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 On 03/05/2013 at 09:54, Ayatollah Hermione said: Will Smith really is fucking shite, isn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaMoUsE 0 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Bars in town, I've had to start to frequent the bodega, the duke of wellington and the bridge hotel. Getting awld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14304 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 On 03/05/2013 at 09:44, catmag said: Will Smith is now older than Uncle Phil was in the first series of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Holy fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5383 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Mirrors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14304 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 On 03/05/2013 at 11:38, JaMoUsE said: Bars in town, I've had to start to frequent the bodega, the duke of wellington and the bridge hotel. Getting awld I think that's the same as bars everywhere though, ''Chain'' bars are basically killing culture everywhere in the UK & they are generally full of arseholes so I much prefer a traditional pub that doesn't just serve Carling or some shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14304 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 On 03/05/2013 at 11:44, Christmas Tree said: Mirrors Don't drink as much, eat properly, get some exercise and the mirror will be a lot kinder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11431 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 On 03/05/2013 at 11:45, Tom said: I think that's the same as bars everywhere though, ''Chain'' bars are basically killing culture everywhere in the UK & they are generally full of arseholes so I much prefer a traditional pub that doesn't just serve Carling or some shite. It's not just pubs, the same is true of restuarants, cafes, coffee shops, bookstores and so on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14304 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Yea We are drowning in X factorland tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24308 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 On 03/05/2013 at 09:55, catmag said: Cute though. With those ears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7943 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 The fact I have more grey hair than most people twice my age. My facial hair is going the same way too ffs, I'm only 30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1400 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 I was expecting the same as me dad looks like Father Ted and was going well grey in his wedding photos when he was twenty six. Fortunately, while I do have a touch of the Reed Richards going on, at 36 I'm still doing pretty well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11431 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 On 03/05/2013 at 12:34, TheRollingStones said: The fact I have more grey hair than most people twice my age. My facial hair is going the same way too ffs, I'm only 30 Better grey than gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15130 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 On 03/05/2013 at 12:34, TheRollingStones said: The fact I have more grey hair than most people twice my age. My facial hair is going the same way too ffs, I'm only 30 Bit of salt and pepper, man. the lasses love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7943 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 The middle aged women love it haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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