The Fish 9340 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Lets all laugh at Liverpool - Liverpool have scored a goal every 14 shots this season. Fulham have scored a goal every 7 shows and Everton have scored a goal every 10.5 shots - Suarez was unsuccessful with ten dribble attempts v Newcastle - the most by a player in any game across Europe's top five leagues this season. - Liverpool attempted 37 crosses v Newcastle but only one (from Stewart Downing) reached a teammate. - Steven Gerrard failed to find a Liverpool player with 12 crosses v Newcastle Lets all laugh at sunderland - Sunderland have recorded just 12 shots on target in nine games this season. They have managed none in their last two games v Stoke and Aston Villa. The next least is 34 by Stoke. - Adam Johnson has attempted a total of 24 crosses in his last two games and only two have reached a teammate. Lets all laugh at Andy Carroll - Andy Carroll has played 426 minutes for West Ham without scoring on loan from Liverpool. - Carroll has not managed a single shot on target in his last three PL appearances v Southampton, Wigan and Manchester City. General - Fulham have scored more goals (21) than every other PL team barring Manchester United and Chelsea. - Eight of the ten teams Southampton have faced this season are currently in the top half of the table. - Man City have scored exactly half as many goals (18) as the same stage last season (36). - Stoke have not won any of their last 14 away games in the PL and have scored just eight goals in those games Toon Glorious Toon - All Newcastle's 12 PL goals this season have been scored by French speakers. Interesting comment I read about Newcastle’s central midfield. 180 minutes = 2 games out of 10 = negative impact At stages last season, it hardly seemed fair for other midfielders that Cabaye and Tiote were allowed to play together. It was like a couple of under-16s had been dropped into an under-12s game, running further, tackling harder and just looking much tougher than almost any other combination in the Premier League. It was how they got away with basically a 4-4-2 while many other teams packed the midfield in an attempt to control games. This season, the pair have only started three games together, and Cabaye went off injured in one of those and Tiote was sent off after 25 minutes of another - in total, they've only spent 180 minutes on the pitch together. There could be many reasons for Newcastle's relative woes this season - the form of Hatem Ben Arfa and it being Demba Ba's turn to score goals rather than Papiss Cisse's being two - but the lack of their midfield powerhouse combo is certainly a significant factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17344 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 You should have left the AC stuff out we dont want him to have the last laugh at the weekend :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 31117 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Can definitely see him scoring like. Then going on the piss in the Toon with Nolan after the game. With hilarious consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Wonder if the supposed Newcastle supporter will dive again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted November 6, 2012 Author Share Posted November 6, 2012 You should have left the AC stuff out we dont want him to have the last laugh at the weekend :/ You should mind your tone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17344 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 You should mind your tone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noaliasmike 0 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Toon Glorious Toon - All Newcastle's 12 PL goals this season have been scored by French speakers. Another useless little nugget of information I heard the other day - Every premier league goal scored by a Newcastle player since March has had a surname starting with A, B or C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 There's no way Carroll will score against us, he's got no affiliation at all with West Ham and I bet he couldn't give a flying fuck if they got relegated. He will have a stinker against us or he will pull out with a severe small toe bruise or something just so he doesn't have to play and look obvious he wants us to win. That lad wants to wear black and white again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39274 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 There's no way Carroll will score against us, he's got no affiliation at all with West Ham and I bet he couldn't give a flying fuck if they got relegated. He will have a stinker against us or he will pull out with a severe small toe bruise or something just so he doesn't have to play and look obvious he wants us to win. That lad wants to wear black and white again. He'll never wear the Black & White again- he knows too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 He'll never wear the Black & White again- his wages are too much FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 There's no way Carroll will score against us, he's got no affiliation at all with West Ham and I bet he couldn't give a flying fuck if they got relegated. He will have a stinker against us or he will pull out with a severe small toe bruise or something just so he doesn't have to play and look obvious he wants us to win. That lad wants to wear black and white again. Like when he tried to cheat his way to a penalty and get Krul sent off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 31117 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Don't be so logical, G-Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 I'm just a sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Carroll would love to score against us. However, Coloccini being out isn't necessarily too bad against these lot, as their aerial approach should be a piece of piss for Taylor and Williamson to deal with. Williamson did a decent job against Carroll at Anfield last season, considering the number of crosses they put in for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 - Sunderland have recorded just 12 shots on target in nine games this season. They have managed none in their last two games v Stoke and Aston Villa. The next least is 34 by Stoke. That's a frightening statistic, if you're a mackem. It's unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Almost a third of the next least and it's fucking Stoke, ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Not really a stat, but is this fact legit? "theres 869 days between birth of ronaldo and Messi. There are also 869 days between birth of ronaldo jnr and Messi jnr" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 It was on Radio 2 the other night, so presumably it has some basis in fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Newcastle united are the only team not to have scored from a set piece this season. Chelsea have had 4 bookings for diving. Twice as many as the next 2 teams, Spurs and Swansea. Only 3% of Newcastle shots are taken inside the 6 yard box. The lowest in the league. Reading are highest on 14% 52% of Tottenham shots are from outside of the 18 yard box. The highest in the league. Swansea spend less time in the opposition half than any other team. Only 23%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noaliasmike 0 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Another useless little nugget of information I heard the other day - Every premier league goal scored by a Newcastle player since March has had a surname starting with A, B or C. 1 month on and still true I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 General * Fernando Torres has not scored in his last 12 hours and 19 minutes of football for Chelsea. * Ten of Everton's 15 PL games this season have been against opposition currently in the bottom half of the table. * Leighton Baines has not been credited with an assist in his last ten PL appearances. * Man City have not won any of their last seven games started by Edin Dzeko. * Wayne Rooney has moved to the top of the PL assist chart with seven in just 11 PL games. * QPR have scored the fewest number of goals (11) in the PL but have taken more shots (204) than ten PL clubs. * Reading have thrown away a massive 17 points in the PL this season. * Reading have the lowest average possession (41.2%) and passing accuracy (69.1%) in the Premier League. * Michu has joined Luis Suarez, Robin v Persie and Demba Ba on ten PL goals this season. He has taken just 40 shots to reach that total in comparison to 89 from Suarez, 50 from Van Persie and 59 from Ba. Toon Toon * Demba Ba has scored 33 goals in 61 PL games for West Ham and Newcastle. * Michael Williamson has made more clearances (158) than any other PL player this season. He succeeded with 10 of 12 v Wigan. * Newcastle played just 51 long balls v Wigan on Monday night - well down on the season average of 76. * Wigan had 50% possession v Newcastle despite having just ten men for 78 minutes. Liver-fool * All four of Liverpool's wins this season have come against teams currently in the bottom half of the PL table. * Glen Johnson has attempted more shots without scoring a goal (24) than any other PL player this season. He had three shots v Southampton. * Steven Gerrard created six chances v Saints. He creates the same number of chances per game (2.8) as David Silva and more than Santi Cazorla (2.7). Lets all laugh at Sunderland * Sunderland have won two of their last 22 Premier League games. * They have come from behind only once in 110 PL away games in which they have gone behind. And stat of the day: * Stoke have played 167 PL games. They have scored 168 goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ♥ Daddys Cock 0 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Newcastle have played the most long balls in the premiership HOOF YA FUCKER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene_Clark 12 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Newcastle have played the most long balls in the premiership HOOF YA FUCKER Alright Grayson; how's alan Measles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ♥ Daddys Cock 0 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Newcastle United took the fewest amount of away fans in history (37) to a qualification european away match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13919 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Sunderland didn't take any to their european games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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