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Also, NewcastleRocker blatantly fancies the arse off himself! :angry:  :rolleyes:

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Given the chance, I'd do more than just fancy..... ahh never mind

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:yes

 

Hope your bloke doesnt cruise these pages like else you'll be in the shit.

 

No......let me re-phrase that.....

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:o

 

He'd help me tie him down and set up the video camera, to be honest. :drill:

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;):angry::icon_lol:

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The way your going on you'll be volunteering to hold the KY shortly

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Just hold it? :drill:

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Yes, smothered all over your helmonzo for when they might need any additional added to the mix :razz: .

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Thats a fertile imagination for such a 100% hetero :icon_lol::(* (*non-gay wink)

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I thought so, fantisising tbh

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Wonder if that Michelle Bird who's just joined the forum will be playing for them? If she is put me down as a physio :rolleyes:

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I actually looked through all 25 pages of that thread today. Did anyone see HTT trying to get into Testa Morra's knickers? :o

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Hi there, wanna see my GREAAAT!!! forum?

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Starting to like this forum.

 

Mind if i kip here for the month?

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our forum is your bed, please feel free to pull up a thread for a pillow.

 

 

 

Mind if you snore you can fuck right back off where you came from :rolleyes:

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Have you brought your teddybear, hot-water bottle and comfort blanket with you? You don't still piss the bed do you?  :rolleyes:

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If you think I'm getting up to give the fucka his bottle you've got another thing coming :yes

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Would be a bit like the Little Britain sketch where Dennis Waterman feeds the bairn tbh :o

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Starting to like this forum.

 

Mind if i kip here for the month?

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our forum is your bed, please feel free to pull up a thread for a pillow.

 

 

 

Mind if you snore you can fuck right back off where you came from :rolleyes:

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Shit, you've done me with your superior intellect and humour.

 

 

Well done mate, gold sticker for you.

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Shit, you've done me with your superior intellect and humour.

 

 

Well done mate, gold sticker for you.

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Thought you said you were starting to like it here?

 

This is the craic/banter forum, not the uptight one :rolleyes:

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Mind you some days it's hard to tell the difference.

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Have you brought your teddybear, hot-water bottle and comfort blanket with you? You don't still piss the bed do you?  :rolleyes:

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If you think I'm getting up to give the fucka his bottle you've got another thing coming :yes

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Would be a bit like the Little Britain sketch where Dennis Waterman feeds the bairn tbh :o

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Cheeky Big Bastard you ;)

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19 and 3/4 tbh...

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Younger than my girlfriend tbh ;)

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Paedo tbh :angry:

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Close to being banned tbh.

 

Want to leave my girlfriend out of this please?

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YOU brought her up tbh!

 

And IM the one without a sense of humour! :rolleyes::yes:o

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Didnt think your lass was old enough to go to Uni yet? :icon_lol:

 

tbh

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She's too old for Mark anyway.

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What have I got to do with this?

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Nowt. But she's still too old for you. :rolleyes:

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Oh right, just thought it was abit random bringing me into this when I have nout to do with it.

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She's too old for Mark anyway.

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What have I got to do with this?

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Nowt. But she's still too old for you. :rolleyes:

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Oh right, just thought it was abit random bringing me into this when I have nout to do with it.

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Brought yourself into it tbh

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She's too old for Mark anyway.

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What have I got to do with this?

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Nowt. But she's still too old for you. :rolleyes:

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Gemmil, Pilkington is a legend.

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Aye, I noticed his perfectly round head in your avatar there. :yes

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She's too old for Mark anyway.

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What have I got to do with this?

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Nowt. But she's still too old for you. :yes

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Gemmil, Pilkington is a legend.

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Aye, I noticed his perfectly round head in your avatar there. :o

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Ahh, so that's who it is. He's the spit of my cousin's husband, so I was starting to get a little concerned... :rolleyes:

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