Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Rayvin 6615]

Amorim has yelled at Garnacho at training in front of the entire squad, and told him to find a new club Meanwhile Fernandes is apparently open to moving to Saudi.

[Andrew 5681]

Woken up to a load of deleted messages in my football group chat with mates from home.

Apparently our resident liverpool fan has had a HUGE rant about Alexander-Arnold leaving liverpool and has deleted them in embarrassment when he was informed that not only does no one else in the group give a shit but that practically every non-liverpool fan in the country thinks they're being a bunch of twats by having such a problem with him leaving.

 

football is brilliant.

[Gemmill 53473]

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15358]

Hope he does a Connor McGregor with it. He’d go up in my estimations

[Gemmill 53473]

I hope it's like Rocky at the end of Rocky 4.

[Sonatine 12445]

Needs to stride up to the Stretford End like this.

 

 

 

 

[Sonatine 12445]

48 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

I thought that was a piss take, but joyously it's not 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cqj7y9q9g04o

[Toonpack 12424]

36 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Hope he does a Connor McGregor with it. He’d go up in my estimations

 

Committing rape would be a bit much tbh.

[Sonatine 12445]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJ34y19gzjg/?igsh=MWxpNWJjZDE0d2M1NA%3D%3D

[Monkeys Fist 46850]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

 

Committing rape would be a bit much tbh.

On this seasons form, he’d get his pants halfway down, trip over, smash his teeth out, then blackout until Plod turned up. 

[Monkeys Fist 46850]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Sonatine said:

 

I thought that was a piss take, but joyously it's not 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cqj7y9q9g04o

My guess is that he’s had it, and is going to publicly slag the fuck out of everyone who’s pissed him off, resign, mic drop, then stride off out of there. 
 

 

Because, if not, and he’s actually going to apologise, this is the funniest thing about The Cunts in a season filled with comic moments. 

[ewerk 34725]

‘I’m sorry, truly sorry that… you all support such a shite football team! Muhahahaha’ *mic drop*

[Howmanheyman 38434]

6 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

Sky made a thing about this and how 'United have a big part to play in the race for the CL football'

 

Talk about creative Man United content.