zidinho 0 Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 Hey mates, This is a message from China, my city club just announced Rafa Benitez joined the club as head coach. Can someone tell me more about him during Newcastle? It is very exciting moment, we all very happy to have him. Link to post Share on other sites
TheGingerQuiff 2,065 Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 He's shite mate. Sorry to disappoint. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Howay 2,751 Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 Aye. Speaking of idiots I see the Chronicle is running a bunch of stories of “everything you need to know about Rafa’s new club” They surely must know no one fucking cares right? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 8,273 Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 The Knight Ryder is well in with Micky Wong at the Golden Dragon takeaway, man. It’ll be award-winning ITK, and he’ll get a free chicken fried rice with chips and curry sauce for every article he prints. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ayatollah Hermione 4,091 Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 Honestly, do you even need qualifications to be a local sports journo anymore? Take yourself to Wikipedia, find a bit of waffle about that Chinese club, don't bother cleaning up the typos and hit return. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
wykikitoon 1,011 Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 Micky Wong Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 5,259 Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 "....and then ah says, 'two Wongs don't make a White' and everyone was in stitches! Lol. After that ah ordered me usual chicken curry fried rice with chips. Wongy's sound though, loves the craic when we all pile in after a sesh for some scran. If you look at his beaming smile you might miss the tears welling up with happiness but when you're the Trinity mirror regional sports writer of the year you miss fuck all. Up here for thinking, doon there for dancing! Laters." 11 Link to post Share on other sites
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Monkeys Fist 8,273 Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 “ Divvent be shy with the prawn crackers, neither Micky lad!” 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 5,259 Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: “ Divvent be shy with the prawn crackers, neither Micky lad!” "Micky, wor kid! Order iz a taxi, man! Just tell them ah'll be ootside the chinkees having a tab if they ask." 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 8,273 Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 “ House Special Chow Mein fo yee is it, Mala??? fuckin la-de-da! “ 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Rayvin 1,439 Posted July 3, 2019 Report Share Posted July 3, 2019 15 hours ago, zidinho said: Hey mates, This is a message from China, my city club just announced Rafa Benitez joined the club as head coach. Can someone tell me more about him during Newcastle? It is very exciting moment, we all very happy to have him. We all wanted him to stay, which should tell you enough. Unfortunately our club is run by morons so it wasn't possible. Truthfully I don't know what the circumstances of your league are, Rafa has always been good at going up against teams that are perceived to be 'better' and getting results out of them - if Dalian are a Chinese footballing superpower then I'm not so certain he's a good fit for you, but frankly it's really hard to say given the highly variable standard of your league. He was well loved and engaged with our city and fanbase. He's extremely competent. Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 6,639 Posted July 3, 2019 Report Share Posted July 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Rayvin said: We all wanted him to stay, which should tell you enough. Unfortunately our club is run by morons so it wasn't possible. Truthfully I don't know what the circumstances of your league are, Rafa has always been good at going up against teams that are perceived to be 'better' and getting results out of them - if Dalian are a Chinese footballing superpower then I'm not so certain he's a good fit for you, but frankly it's really hard to say given the highly variable standard of your league. He was well loved and engaged with our city and fanbase. He's extremely competent. Somehow this manages to be the funniest post in this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Rayvin 1,439 Posted July 3, 2019 Report Share Posted July 3, 2019 Tbh I was wavering back and forth between trying to be helpful and also being really bitter about it 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 6,639 Posted July 3, 2019 Report Share Posted July 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Rayvin said: Tbh I was wavering back and forth between trying to be helpful and also being really bitter about it I think it was just the completely serious reply in comparison to what had gone before. Link to post Share on other sites
Rayvin 1,439 Posted July 3, 2019 Report Share Posted July 3, 2019 Well I didn't think the poor lad should only get a series of posts that he can't make any sense out of Not that he'll ever return to read any of it. Link to post Share on other sites
PaddockLad 3,111 Posted July 3, 2019 Report Share Posted July 3, 2019 16 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Micky Wong I remember his sister well.... (1 min 18 😉 ) 2 Link to post Share on other sites
wykikitoon 1,011 Posted July 3, 2019 Report Share Posted July 3, 2019 Hahaha, class episode. Link to post Share on other sites
Ugly Mackems 59 Posted July 3, 2019 Report Share Posted July 3, 2019 (edited) On 02/07/2019 at 18:35, zidinho said: Hey mates, This is a message from China, my city club just announced Rafa Benitez joined the club as head coach. Can someone tell me more about him during Newcastle? It is very exciting moment, we all very happy to have him. If you're an insomniac.... This is the cure. Edited July 3, 2019 by Ugly Mackems Link to post Share on other sites
Ayatollah Hermione 4,091 Posted July 3, 2019 Report Share Posted July 3, 2019 Yes, I'd recommend your posts to anyone struggling to sleep. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 6,639 Posted July 3, 2019 Report Share Posted July 3, 2019 Needs to get together with Gene for a chat about how different and interesting they are compared to everyone else 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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