zidinho 0 Report post Posted July 2 Hey mates, This is a message from China, my city club just announced Rafa Benitez joined the club as head coach. Can someone tell me more about him during Newcastle? It is very exciting moment, we all very happy to have him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGingerQuiff 942 Report post Posted July 2 He's shite mate. Sorry to disappoint. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Howay 1,049 Report post Posted July 2 Aye. Speaking of idiots I see the Chronicle is running a bunch of stories of “everything you need to know about Rafa’s new club” They surely must know no one fucking cares right? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 1,536 Report post Posted July 2 The Knight Ryder is well in with Micky Wong at the Golden Dragon takeaway, man. It’ll be award-winning ITK, and he’ll get a free chicken fried rice with chips and curry sauce for every article he prints. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayatollah Hermione 1,559 Report post Posted July 2 Honestly, do you even need qualifications to be a local sports journo anymore? Take yourself to Wikipedia, find a bit of waffle about that Chinese club, don't bother cleaning up the typos and hit return. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wykikitoon 294 Report post Posted July 2 Micky Wong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 1,296 Report post Posted July 2 "....and then ah says, 'two Wongs don't make a White' and everyone was in stitches! Lol. After that ah ordered me usual chicken curry fried rice with chips. Wongy's sound though, loves the craic when we all pile in after a sesh for some scran. If you look at his beaming smile you might miss the tears welling up with happiness but when you're the Trinity mirror regional sports writer of the year you miss fuck all. Up here for thinking, doon there for dancing! Laters." 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 1,536 Report post Posted July 2 “ Divvent be shy with the prawn crackers, neither Micky lad!” 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 1,296 Report post Posted July 2 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: “ Divvent be shy with the prawn crackers, neither Micky lad!” "Micky, wor kid! Order iz a taxi, man! Just tell them ah'll be ootside the chinkees having a tab if they ask." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 1,536 Report post Posted July 2 “ House Special Chow Mein fo yee is it, Mala??? fuckin la-de-da! “ 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayvin 527 Report post Posted July 3 15 hours ago, zidinho said: Hey mates, This is a message from China, my city club just announced Rafa Benitez joined the club as head coach. Can someone tell me more about him during Newcastle? It is very exciting moment, we all very happy to have him. We all wanted him to stay, which should tell you enough. Unfortunately our club is run by morons so it wasn't possible. Truthfully I don't know what the circumstances of your league are, Rafa has always been good at going up against teams that are perceived to be 'better' and getting results out of them - if Dalian are a Chinese footballing superpower then I'm not so certain he's a good fit for you, but frankly it's really hard to say given the highly variable standard of your league. He was well loved and engaged with our city and fanbase. He's extremely competent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 1,729 Report post Posted July 3 1 hour ago, Rayvin said: We all wanted him to stay, which should tell you enough. Unfortunately our club is run by morons so it wasn't possible. Truthfully I don't know what the circumstances of your league are, Rafa has always been good at going up against teams that are perceived to be 'better' and getting results out of them - if Dalian are a Chinese footballing superpower then I'm not so certain he's a good fit for you, but frankly it's really hard to say given the highly variable standard of your league. He was well loved and engaged with our city and fanbase. He's extremely competent. Somehow this manages to be the funniest post in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayvin 527 Report post Posted July 3 Tbh I was wavering back and forth between trying to be helpful and also being really bitter about it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 1,729 Report post Posted July 3 1 minute ago, Rayvin said: Tbh I was wavering back and forth between trying to be helpful and also being really bitter about it I think it was just the completely serious reply in comparison to what had gone before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayvin 527 Report post Posted July 3 Well I didn't think the poor lad should only get a series of posts that he can't make any sense out of Not that he'll ever return to read any of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PaddockLad 738 Report post Posted July 3 16 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Micky Wong I remember his sister well.... (1 min 18 😉 ) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wykikitoon 294 Report post Posted July 3 Hahaha, class episode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ugly Mackems 5 Report post Posted July 3 (edited) On 02/07/2019 at 18:35, zidinho said: Hey mates, This is a message from China, my city club just announced Rafa Benitez joined the club as head coach. Can someone tell me more about him during Newcastle? It is very exciting moment, we all very happy to have him. If you're an insomniac.... This is the cure. Edited July 3 by Ugly Mackems Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayatollah Hermione 1,559 Report post Posted July 3 Yes, I'd recommend your posts to anyone struggling to sleep. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 1,729 Report post Posted July 3 Needs to get together with Gene for a chat about how different and interesting they are compared to everyone else 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
