Dr Gloom 2,781 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 53 minutes ago, NJS said: Not forgetting the champagne enemas.... what a tool man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 2,607 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 2 hours ago, Renton said: Well it worked okay for Chez Given iirc. Got him off the streets sucking cocks for baccy, and now he eats pigs legs in a swanky pad in Paris. Just reminded me. I put "ChezGiven sucks cocks for baccy" in my signature and it got no reaction. About a year later he turned his signatures on by which time I had turned mine off and forgetten about it. He spotted it and was like "wtf!?" Remember all the daft cunts with giant signatures btw. Fuck me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 2,607 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 I've got him on linkedin, I might ask him in a public post if he's stopped sucking cocks for baccy yet. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,122 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Ask him about Pardew while you’re at it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,122 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 See which causes most embarrassment 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayatollah Hermione 3,459 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 (edited) That picture of him coked off his nut meeting Ben Arfa was funny though Edited September 25 by Ayatollah Hermione 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 2,616 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 That’s got to be kicking about somewhere Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ant 318 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: I've got him on linkedin, I might ask him in a public post if he's stopped sucking cocks for baccy yet. of all the social networks it's by far the shitest, not even any cat videos on the news feed Not sure why I have it add me and i'll give you some fake endorsements that make ya look useful Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 2,607 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 38 minutes ago, Ant said: of all the social networks it's by far the shitest, not even any cat videos on the news feed Not sure why I have it add me and i'll give you some fake endorsements that make ya look useful I can't remember your surname? Let me know and I'll add you now. You can keep the fake endorsements though, I proudly display zero endorsements. I resisted it until two years ago. Changed jobs and moved to a small startup* and everyone in the room was on it so I seemed like the weird kid so I signed up. If a mate posts something I'll give it a like so more people see it but other than that I don't use it. *Pro tip: don't join a startup that relies on private investment to survive, if there's a global pandemic on the horizon. It gets dicey pretty quickly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Billy Whitehurst 178 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 12 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I can't remember your surname? Let me know and I'll add you now. You can keep the fake endorsements though, I proudly display zero endorsements. I resisted it until two years ago. Changed jobs and moved to a small startup* and everyone in the room was on it so I seemed like the weird kid so I signed up. If a mate posts something I'll give it a like so more people see it but other than that I don't use it. *Pro tip: don't join a startup that relies on private investment to survive, if there's a global pandemic on the horizon. It gets dicey pretty quickly. I signed up for similar reasons as everyone at work has it. I stopped using Facebook as it is fucking shite and my timeline was just filled with narcissist arseholes. Linkedin takes the arseholery to another level. The lack of self awareness on there is absolutely astonishing. As far as I can tell, it’s only useful if you need a good sneer once in a while. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 2,607 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 It's wild. Company chief execs during the whole BLM thing, obviously thinking "well I've got to fucking say something", posting a load of bullshit and then getting 300k likes from absolute hoopsniffers across the globe. It is eye opening to see how career-driven some people are. I wouldn't fucking dream of posting some of the cringe shit that people I've worked with put up on there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ant 318 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 aye similar tbh, or if i decide i want to jump ship to private sector ill take one of the recruiters/invites to go for jobs up, I.T it seems to be good for not sure about other sectors should probably update my profile tbh to reflect all the brexit shite 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: It's wild. Company chief execs during the whole BLM thing, obviously thinking "well I've got to fucking say something", posting a load of bullshit and then getting 300k likes from absolute hoopsniffers across the globe. It is eye opening to see how career-driven some people are. I wouldn't fucking dream of posting some of the cringe shit that people I've worked with put up on there. the recruiters are the worst for that fuck me the fake enthusiasm is sickening 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ewerk 5,727 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 24 minutes ago, Ant said: should probably update my profile tbh to reflect all the brexit shite I’d maybe wait to see how it turns out first Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rayvin 1,239 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 I rely on it quite a bit as a consultant but I can't disagree with most of the stuff mentioned about it. There are some people who use it to 'remain visible' which is honestly probably something I should do more of. 58 minutes ago, Gemmill said: *Pro tip: don't join a startup that relies on private investment to survive, if there's a global pandemic on the horizon. It gets dicey pretty quickly. Oddly enough, am in the exact same position Am currently trying to get the one I'm involved with to pivot to a sustainability model before the funds dry up entirely. Challenging stuff.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sonatine 3,103 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 World beating..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ant 318 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 that is shambolic 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dynamite 1,053 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 Had my first COVID test this week. I'd spent the afternoon on an interview panel with someone who tested positive 2 days later. Mine came back negative fortunately 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 6,518 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 21 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Had my first COVID test this week. I'd spent the afternoon on an interview panel with someone who tested positive 2 days later. Mine came back negative fortunately How is Galashiels these days? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dynamite 1,053 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: How is Galashiels these days? 9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: How is Galashiels these days? Ha. One benefit of working for the NHS. I got a test in Newcastle 2 hours after I booked Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 6,518 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 Shocking! It’s one set rules for the elite, while the rest of us can get to fuck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 2,616 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 My friend (non nhs) got a local test on Thursday and booked it the same day no bother. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 1,884 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Shocking! It’s one set rules for the elite, while the rest of us can get to fuck. Its worse than that. If in of our little shits, I mean dears, gets symptoms they are also fast tracked to testing. No way can they let a paper pusher like me waste my time self isolating. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 6,518 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 4 minutes ago, Tom said: My friend (non nhs) got a local test on Thursday and booked it the same day no bother. Shocking! It’s a lottery as to whether you get a test easily or not. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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wykikitoon 1,007 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 This bloke was at Uni with Vallance (or whitty one of the cunts) and is an immunologist so knows what he's talking about Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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