peasepud 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 but suddenly its an outty, me belly buttons suddenly come out! What the hells going on there???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sammynb 39 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 but suddenly its an outty, me belly buttons suddenly come out! What the hells going on there???? 94509[/snapback] Excited? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish 210 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 lay off the eccles cakese, take it from one who knows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catmag 9 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 Pud, I've heard of this happening before and it's probably going to come as a bit of a shock to you, cos I know this isn't what you want to hear.... Congratulations! You're pregnant! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 399 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 It was forced out by that massive beer gut of yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smoggeordie 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 Pud, I've heard of this happening before and it's probably going to come as a bit of a shock to you, cos I know this isn't what you want to hear.... Congratulations! You're pregnant! 94519[/snapback] Beat me to it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craig 4 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 Heavily (30+ weeks) pregnant at that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweetleftpeg 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 Pud, have you ever seen the film 'Alien'... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 399 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 He's found his knob tbh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweetleftpeg 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 He's found his knob tbh. 94547[/snapback] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 322 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 In all seriousness, it sounds like you have a hernia. You need to get it checked out before you wake up and your guts are slipping out of a hole in your abdomen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 399 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 In all seriousness, it sounds like you have a hernia. You need to get it checked out before you wake up and your guts are slipping out of a hole in your abdomen. 94593[/snapback] Ahhh, Renton. Always the one for drama. That's mah boy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brock Manson 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 In all seriousness, it sounds like you have a hernia. You need to get it checked out before you wake up and your guts are slipping out of a hole in your abdomen. 94593[/snapback] Ahhh, Renton. Always the one for drama. That's mah boy! 94594[/snapback] Did your inny turn to an outy at some stage in your life as well? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 322 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 In all seriousness, it sounds like you have a hernia. You need to get it checked out before you wake up and your guts are slipping out of a hole in your abdomen. 94593[/snapback] Ahhh, Renton. Always the one for drama. That's mah boy! 94594[/snapback] No drama about it, I'm being serious. It sounds like an umbilical hernia to me, and if it's not treated, he could have serious problems with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 399 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 In all seriousness, it sounds like you have a hernia. You need to get it checked out before you wake up and your guts are slipping out of a hole in your abdomen. 94593[/snapback] Ahhh, Renton. Always the one for drama. That's mah boy! 94594[/snapback] No drama about it, I'm being serious. It sounds like an umbilical hernia to me, and if it's not treated, he could have serious problems with it. 94603[/snapback] "....before you wake up and your guts are slipping out of a hole in your abdomen." Nah, no drama there like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 322 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 In all seriousness, it sounds like you have a hernia. You need to get it checked out before you wake up and your guts are slipping out of a hole in your abdomen. 94593[/snapback] Ahhh, Renton. Always the one for drama. That's mah boy! 94594[/snapback] No drama about it, I'm being serious. It sounds like an umbilical hernia to me, and if it's not treated, he could have serious problems with it. 94603[/snapback] "....before you wake up and your guts are slipping out of a hole in your abdomen." Nah, no drama there like. 94606[/snapback] Well aye, but what do you think happens if you've a hole in your abdominal wall? Seen it happen before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 399 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 Sounds nasty. One thing is sure - peasepud is gonna love reading this when he gets back on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 399 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 By the way, criminal negligence from catmag as the first medical person "on the scene" who failed to diagnose an umbilical hernia. Lawsuit pending tbh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 322 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 Sounds nasty. One thing is sure - peasepud is gonna love reading this when he gets back on. 94612[/snapback] Worst case scenario is a strangulated hernia but we'll not go into that.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 399 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 Sounds nasty. One thing is sure - peasepud is gonna love reading this when he gets back on. 94612[/snapback] Worst case scenario is a strangulated hernia but we'll not go into that.... 94615[/snapback] Please do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brock Manson 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 Please don't I'm having breakfast Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 322 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 Sounds nasty. One thing is sure - peasepud is gonna love reading this when he gets back on. 94612[/snapback] Worst case scenario is a strangulated hernia but we'll not go into that.... 94615[/snapback] Please do. 94618[/snapback] A strangulated hernia is when the guts twist, cutting off their blood supply, causing gangrene and ultimately an agonising death..... This isn't going to happen in Peasepud's case as it would have to be a serious untreated hernia. I would just add that Peasepud, if it feels odd, I would see your GP. Worst case scenario if you do this now is minor surgery. Best case scenario is I'm talking cobblers and this is somehow a natural occurrence for men of your age. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Holden McGroin 2 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 ask nhsdirect for non-closure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catmag 9 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 By the way, criminal negligence from catmag as the first medical person "on the scene" who failed to diagnose an umbilical hernia. Lawsuit pending tbh. 94614[/snapback] I've told you man - he's pregnant!! Get the papers on the phone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alex Report post Posted February 15, 2006 Like Vivian in the Young Ones? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
