Monkeys Fist 47023 Posted Friday at 03:03 Share Posted Friday at 03:03 On 12/06/2025 at 13:10, ewerk said: Sam Fender playing tonight. Young Ms. Fist went to this. She’s been recovering from a serious illness and this was one of her milestones so she was over the moon to be able to go. I asked her what the highlight of the gig was and she said it was afterwards in the Metro station. They were on the platform, the place was packed with everyone singing when it suddenly went quiet, and a strong tang of stale sweat and dirty kegs drifted through the place. She turned around and saw a pathway open up through the crowd, and two lads in sunderland tops making their way confidently towards the platform, handing out slices of Pocket Cheeyse as they went. Everyone gratefully received their slice , until they got to two lads stood next to my daughter. She said they were both 7ft tall and over twenty stone with muscles on their fingers. No sooner had they refused The Cheeyse when, KABLAAM, KAPOOOW! The pair of them were one-punched by the givers of The Cheeyse- sparked out cold. Everyone looked at their feet, and the atmosphere was briefly uncertain, but then some international students, 5 Japanese lasses, reverently approached the two lads and requested Cheeyse. As soon as they got their slices, they started hopping up and down, clapping their hands and squeaking, ” We hate the mags anarl, Mallas!” Our two heroes got on their train, and as it pulled away and headed south, Ms. Fist thought she heard an Elvis song come over the station PA, but she’s not sure because at that very same moment EVERY SINGLE PERSON in that station broke out in spontaneous applause and cheering as our heroes left the station. I’ve just snuck in to check on her now, and she’s slept with The Slice under her pillow, and has replaced her poster of Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud with this one of Eric Gates Marras, I’ve never been so proud of her. True story 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13177 Posted Friday at 04:07 Share Posted Friday at 04:07 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Young Ms. Fist went to this. She’s been recovering from a serious illness and this was one of her milestones so she was over the moon to be able to go. I asked her what the highlight of the gig was and she said it was afterwards in the Metro station. They were on the platform, the place was packed with everyone singing when it suddenly went quiet, and a strong tang of stale sweat and dirty kegs drifted through the place. She turned around and saw a pathway open up through the crowd, and two lads in sunderland tops making their way confidently towards the platform, handing out slices of Pocket Cheeyse as they went. Everyone gratefully received their slice , until they got to two lads stood next to my daughter. She said they were both 7ft tall and over twenty stone with muscles on their fingers. No sooner had they refused The Cheeyse when, KABLAAM, KAPOOOW! The pair of them were one-punched by the givers of The Cheeyse- sparked out cold. Everyone looked at their feet, and the atmosphere was briefly uncertain, but then some international students, 5 Japanese lasses, reverently approached the two lads and requested Cheeyse. As soon as they got their slices, they started hopping up and down, clapping their hands and squeaking, ” We hate the mags snarl, Mallas!” Our two heroes got on their train, and as it pulled away and headed south, Ms. Fist thought she heard an Elvis song come over the station PA, but she’s not sure because at that very same moment EVERY SINGLE PERSON in that station broke out in spontaneous applause and cheering as our heroes left the station. I’ve just snuck in to check on her now, and she’s slept with The Slice under her pillow, and has replaced her poster of Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud with this one of Eric Gates Marras, I’ve never been so proud of her. True story FTM 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12976 Posted Friday at 07:34 Share Posted Friday at 07:34 11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Young Ms. Fist went to this. She’s been recovering from a serious illness and this was one of her milestones so she was over the moon to be able to go. I asked her what the highlight of the gig was and she said it was afterwards in the Metro station. They were on the platform, the place was packed with everyone singing when it suddenly went quiet, and a strong tang of stale sweat and dirty kegs drifted through the place. She turned around and saw a pathway open up through the crowd, and two lads in sunderland tops making their way confidently towards the platform, handing out slices of Pocket Cheeyse as they went. Everyone gratefully received their slice , until they got to two lads stood next to my daughter. She said they were both 7ft tall and over twenty stone with muscles on their fingers. No sooner had they refused The Cheeyse when, KABLAAM, KAPOOOW! The pair of them were one-punched by the givers of The Cheeyse- sparked out cold. Everyone looked at their feet, and the atmosphere was briefly uncertain, but then some international students, 5 Japanese lasses, reverently approached the two lads and requested Cheeyse. As soon as they got their slices, they started hopping up and down, clapping their hands and squeaking, ” We hate the mags anarl, Mallas!” Our two heroes got on their train, and as it pulled away and headed south, Ms. Fist thought she heard an Elvis song come over the station PA, but she’s not sure because at that very same moment EVERY SINGLE PERSON in that station broke out in spontaneous applause and cheering as our heroes left the station. I’ve just snuck in to check on her now, and she’s slept with The Slice under her pillow, and has replaced her poster of Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud with this one of Eric Gates Marras, I’ve never been so proud of her. True story I heard this from Newbiggin Hall. It sounded shite. Fender, not the obviously true story about the two rock hard mackem gladiators. Praise be upon them, 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15404 Posted Friday at 11:37 Share Posted Friday at 11:37 “Mallas” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38611 Posted Friday at 12:15 Share Posted Friday at 12:15 In a galaxy not too far away..... STAR WARS A brand no hope..... Lewk Bullknaka and his fwends are in a battle with North Shields star, Sam Fender and the eehval Saudi empire, Fender alongside the feared Darth Beheadie Eddeh will try and crush the rebels without a clew forever. May the force of their 104 football alliances be with them!! "Stay classy, marra" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38611 Posted Friday at 12:23 Share Posted Friday at 12:23 (edited) "I'm your father, Lewk." "NOOOOOooooooo! Mam said me dad is Mr Jenkins who keyps coming around to fix mam's washing machine every weyk." Edited Friday at 15:44 by Howmanheyman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38248 Posted Friday at 12:37 Share Posted Friday at 12:37 20 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Lewk Bullknaka 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3932 Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago (edited) https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/football/team/newcastle-united/ from .com knack me if links to them is not allowed Edited 19 hours ago by Dougle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47023 Posted 13 hours ago Share Posted 13 hours ago 6 hours ago, Dougle said: https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/football/team/newcastle-united/ from .com knack me if links to them is not allowed Im just so grateful his parents christened him William and not Phillip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12976 Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Im just so grateful his parents christened him William and not Phillip. Bill McCracken. That poor platypus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53506 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago Don't get too excited lads, just a quick two week check in to make sure you're all OK. It's probably felt like about 6 weeks for you, I imagine. Hope Toonpack has been keeping you all entertained with his great jokes. Anyway, I haven't bothered to catch up but I'm assuming there's blind panic at the fact we haven't signed anyone yet, and of the players we are linked with, the forum's player valuation experts have ruled them all "not worth that much". How did I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12528 Posted 44 minutes ago Share Posted 44 minutes ago Rent free 😂😂😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53506 Posted 38 minutes ago Share Posted 38 minutes ago Oh dear, patter still desperate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12528 Posted 29 minutes ago Share Posted 29 minutes ago You need to search out some PL posts, he said you'd been destroyed by KCG and Dougle and had flounced off in the huff and he was very concerned about your wellbeing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53506 Posted 26 minutes ago Share Posted 26 minutes ago Too many drugs in the 90s for that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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