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9 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

The Gallowgate End sponsored by Visit Saudi Arabia (who we are in no way affiliated with ) for £500m

 

Definitely worth £500m for the gallows synergy alone.

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27 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Definitely worth £500m for the gallows synergy alone.

 

Meanwhile, in honour of our erstwhile fishbowl midfielder, the Leazes is renamed the Jenas Side.

 

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37 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

michael martin's latest truefaith editorial, valid concerns or being a drama queen?

you decide.....

 

 https://true-faith.co.uk/thru-black-white-eyes-whats-happening-1-jul-24/

 

First off, I like how he starts his piece with (a paraphrased):

 

"There will be clever people that agree with me that these questions need to be asked, but there will also be thick cunt fan boys of the new ownership who can't even tie their own shoes and are happy to go through life with their eyes closed."

 

Always a great way to get people to read the rest of your article. 

 

He then immediately reveals that he doesn't know the difference between transfer fees and profit on sale of a player. A bad start. 

 

The rest of it is just a typical Michael Martin misery fest. Most of what I assume he thinks are really challenging unexplained questions, are nothing of the sort. 

 

Running a football club is hard. Trying to get a completely stagnant football club to compete at the top level is even harder. Trying to do all of that whilst remaining in compliance with crazy PSR rules is harder still. Gambles needed to be taken, and were.

 

And at the end of it all, we've managed to meet our PSR requirements by selling two peripheral players, and getting compensation for a bloke who we were paying a pretty penny to sit around his house. A pretty successful outcome all things considered. 

 

And all this bloke wants to do is piss and moan about it. Gordon and Isak are still here, but he wants to fucking moan about the fact that they might not have been. We've had our pants pulled down cos Man United only paid a reported £8m for Ashworth. 

 

What a misery. 

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24 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

First off, I like how he starts his piece with (a paraphrased):

 

"There will be clever people that agree with me that these questions need to be asked, but there will also be thick cunt fan boys of the new ownership who can't even tie their own shoes and are happy to go through life with their eyes closed."

 

Always a great way to get people to read the rest of your article. 

 

He then immediately reveals that he doesn't know the difference between transfer fees and profit on sale of a player. A bad start. 

 

The rest of it is just a typical Michael Martin misery fest. Most of what I assume he thinks are really challenging unexplained questions, are nothing of the sort. 

 

Running a football club is hard. Trying to get a completely stagnant football club to compete at the top level is even harder. Trying to do all of that whilst remaining in compliance with crazy PSR rules is harder still. Gambles needed to be taken, and were.

 

And at the end of it all, we've managed to meet our PSR requirements by selling two peripheral players, and getting compensation for a bloke who we were paying a pretty penny to sit around his house. A pretty successful outcome all things considered. 

 

And all this bloke wants to do is piss and moan about it. Gordon and Isak are still here, but he wants to fucking moan about the fact that they might not have been. We've had our pants pulled down cos Man United only paid a reported £8m for Ashworth. 

 

What a misery. 

 

reading his copy brings me out in hives 

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5 hours ago, ewerk said:

 

Definitely worth £500m for the gallows synergy alone.

 

We should go all in, extend the range of beers in the bars and heavily encourage the purchase of pints of Stones

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