Eddie and Mad Dog's Misfiring Majestic Mags v Pep's Not In Love, So Don't Forget It, It's Just A Silly Phase Citeh's Going Through

[sammynb 2933]

Start with your best team I say and worry about the rest later.

Continue the form, let the bed wetter stink of piss, the spreadsheet boy excel, the G-Dog help the P-Dog with his white wee wee and in Eddie we trust, onwards and upwards.

 

[Dr Gloom 20127]

2-2. Newcastle to progress on penalties. Lewis Hall to have a barnstorming full debut.

 

[wykikitoon 17019]

 

1-0 - Sandro

[Holden McGroin 5047]

Eddie will have a few choices to make.

 

Shame we didn’t get a lesser opponent so we could play the fringe players.
 

I think Pep might him this one off though. 
 

I’ve just realised I’ll be in Manchester for this with work. 

Edited September 25, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[RobinRobin 9441]

[ohhh_yeah 2795]

 

"When you have a lot of injuries, I’m not going to waste 1% of energy for the Carabao Cup; Kyle Walker, Ruben, who have played 90 minutes for the national team, because they are exhausted already. And we cannot lose them..."

 

[ewerk 26782]

If he starts Kalvin Philips we’ll know he’s taking the piss.

[Holden McGroin 5047]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

If he starts Kalvin Philips we’ll know he’s taking the piss.

Rodri is suspended for 3 games. If he doesn’t start them then he surely must take the hint.

Edited September 25, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[Renton 18028]

High risk strategy for Sammy this. You kinow the rules, we lose this, you lose your first match posting rights. You know, maybe you should have left it to a newbie like CT. 

I dunno, two weakened teams, but at home. How are the ticket sales? IF we do get passed them this is our best chance of silverware. 

[sammynb 2933]

6 minutes ago, Renton said:

High risk strategy for Sammy this. You kinow the rules, we lose this, you lose your first match posting rights. You know, maybe you should have left it to a newbie like CT. 

I dunno, two weakened teams, but at home. How are the ticket sales? IF we do get passed them this is our best chance of silverware. 

 

Rents, you know if I pissed my pants over this like others have, we'd never hear the end of it.

As I said, put your best team out and worry about the other shite later.

[Monkeys Fist 39150]

5-0. 
 

5 assists from Trippier

5 screamers from Botman. 
 

[Renton 18028]

12 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

Rents, you know if I pissed my pants over this like others have, we'd never hear the end of it.

As I said, put your best team out and worry about the other shite later.

 

True, as my mate sickboy used to say "Don't worry about tomorrow likesay, tomorrow will look efter itself, eh". Think I've fucked myself over once or twice with that wisdom mind. 

[Monkeys Fist 39150]

3 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

True, as my mate sickboy used to say "Don't worry about tomorrow likesay, tomorrow will look efter itself, eh". Think I've fucked myself over once or twice with that wisdom mind. 

Wasn’t that Spud? 

[Renton 18028]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Wasn’t that Spud? 

 

Pretty sure it was a certain Mr Simon Williamson in the book. I couldn't find the exact quote but did come across Matthew 6:36 - 

 

"Therefore do not be anxious for tomorrow; for tomorrow will care for itself."

 

If it's good enough for God it's good enough for us. 👍

[sammynb 2933]

9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Wasn’t that Spud? 

Nah, Spud shat all over himself.

Fucker’s hung like Gemmill wishes he was!

[Monkeys Fist 39150]

Aye, but, likesay, Spud was your man for saying likesay, likesay, ken?”

[Renton 18028]

8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Aye, but, likesay, Spud was your man for saying likesay, likesay, ken?”

 

Yeah, you're right, likesay. In the book he also referred to evryone as being a cat - like Begbie was an evil black panther etc. Sickboy was just straight up schemie Ediburgh accent although his thoughts were internalised as Sean Connery. 

Btw Alex, read my last Welsh book on your recommendation I think, Maribou Storks Nightmare. Was barry, eh. Lovely ending.  

Edited September 25, 2023 by Renton

[wykikitoon 17019]

I am expecting to see;

 

Dubravka
Livramento
Targett
Lascelles
Murphy

To start. 

[Alex 30758]

2 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Yeah, you're right, likesay. In the book he also referred to evryone as being a cat - like Begbie was an evil black panther etc. Sickboy was just straight up schemie Ediburgh accent although his thoughts were internalised as Sean Connery. 

Btw Alex, read my last Welsh book on your recommendation I think, Maribou Storks Nightmare. Was barry, eh. Lovely ending.  

 it was a good ending but not a very nice ending. Like the book 

[Dr Gloom 20127]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

I am expecting to see;

 

Dubravka
Livramento
Targett
Lascelles
Murphy

To start. 

 

got to be hoying hall on instead of targett man 

[wykikitoon 17019]

4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

got to be hoying hall on instead of targett man 

I think he will get more game time, but it feels like Howe is still very cautious about starting some players too early.

[Dr Gloom 20127]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

I think he will get more game time, but it feels like Howe is still very cautious about starting some players too early.

 

agree, frustratingly so at times, but he got his first run out yesterday though, didn't he. i think targett may have played himself out of the team for a while based on what we've seen of him this season. 

[wykikitoon 17019]

It confusecd me though as I couldn't tell the difference between him and Gordon from afar  

[ewerk 26782]

20 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

It confusecd me though as I couldn't tell the difference between him and Gordon from afar  

 

Reported.

[RobinRobin 9441]

11 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

It confusecd me though as I couldn't tell the difference between him and Gordon from afar