Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG

[ewerk 26782]

Just now, Gemmill said:

PEARSON! They've assembled all of Newcastle's greatest content creators.

Is that the smell of burning M&S pizza or the stench of self inflicted friction burns from your penis?

[Chaser 1072]

Adam P is on the big screen. Fair play to the kid.

[Gemmill 35397]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

Is that the smell of burning M&S pizza or the stench of self inflicted friction burns from your penis?

 

The pizza's gone fortunately, or else I'd be eating spunk pizza.

[Dr Gloom 20128]

Just now, Gemmill said:

 

The pizza's gone fortunately, or else I'd be eating spunk pizza.

[Monkeys Fist 39150]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Aye I just hope we don't freeze. Hard to think we will at home.

The French lads will- puffs 

[Gemmill 35397]

Rio talking like we're fucked. He's been watching too much Man United.

 

I hope we put them and this prick in their places.

[Chaser 1072]

Super excited for this. Absolutely loving 2 games a week, and so glad we got the group we did as everyone feels like a final. Hope the boys put on a display tonight, at home and put the fear into Milan and Dortmund for their away legs. 

[Gemmill 35397]

Ughhhhhh Jenas on co-comms.

 

 

[PaddockLad 14878]

Can I interest anyone in my sausage case?

 

 

[wykikitoon 17019]

'Fletch' is a cunt.

[Gemmill 35397]

Just now, Chaser said:

Super excited for this. Absolutely loving 2 games a week, and so glad we got the group we did as everyone feels like a final. Hope the boys put on a display tonight, at home and put the fear into Milan and Dortmund for their away legs. 

 

Aye this group is tremendous. Like you say, every match is a massive event.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12889]

Jenas not missing another chance to rewrite his personal history up here 

[Monkeys Fist 39150]

2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Can I interest anyone in my sausage case?

 

 

Me dashing home for the game. 

[wykikitoon 17019]

18 minutes ago, Chaser said:

Adam P is on the big screen. Fair play to the kid.

His heads fucking massive 

[Chaser 1072]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

His heads fucking massive 

I think hes just small. Needs to push a few weights. 

[wykikitoon 17019]

2 minutes ago, Chaser said:

I think hes just small. Needs to push a few weights. 

G-Dogg will soon show him how 

[Dr Gloom 20128]

12 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Can I interest anyone in my sausage case?

 

 

[Dr Gloom 20128]

Flags looking unreal already. Stadiums been full for about half an hour already 

[LongTimeAdmirer 946]

[Monkeys Fist 39150]

3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Flags looking unreal already. Stadiums been full for about half an hour already 

[wykikitoon 17019]

Ah chuffed for Lascelles to lead us out in CL football against a massive team.  He worked his bollocks off in the really shit times when we got relegated and fully deserves it.

[PaddockLad 14878]

Longy looked close to tears 

[wykikitoon 17019]

Just now, PaddockLad said:

Longy looked close to tears 

I was  

[Gemmill 35397]

Just now, PaddockLad said:

Longy looked close to tears 

 

He knows he's gonna score.

[sammynb 2933]

Fucking get in!

I get to watch 20 minute of the game before I have to head off to work, so no spoilers you bunch of cunts!