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as if his shampoo empire wasn't enough, paul mitchell has had a successful career as a scout/technical director 

 

Recruitment career

 

In January 2012, Mitchell joined Championship club Southampton as Head of Recruitment. The club gained promotion to the Premier League in his first season and Mitchell began working with Mauricio Pochettino following his appointment in January 2013. He oversaw the signings of players including Nathaniel Clyne, Maya Yoshida, Paulo Gazzaniga and Steven Davis.

 

Following Pochettino's move to Premier League rivals Tottenham Hotspur, Mitchell completed his switch in November 2014 to link up with the manager. He helped the club sign players such as Dele Alli, Son Heung-min, Kieran Trippier and Toby Alderweireld.

 

In February 2018, Mitchell was named Head of Recruitment and Development by Bundesliga club RB Leipzig. In his first transfer window with the club, Mitchell helped sign Matheus Cunha and Nordi Mukiele, as well as Arsenal youth prospect Emile Smith Rowe on loan. Mitchell attracted interest from several Premier League clubs throughout 2019 and was heavily linked to a move to Manchester United. Reports suggested he was offered an expanded role as Technical Director to oversee Red Bull's global football – including FC Liefering, Red Bull Salzburg and the New York Red Bulls.

 

In June 2020, Mitchell joined Monaco as sporting director

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Here you go arseholes, ruin the rest of your day with a pun run. 

 

"If they want the shampoo man, I'm not gonna get into a lather about it."

 

Anyone with any sense, give it about 3 days before you come back to this thread.... 

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16 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

as if his shampoo empire wasn't enough, paul mitchell has had a successful career as a scout/technical director 

 

Recruitment career

 

In January 2012, Mitchell joined Championship club Southampton as Head of Recruitment. The club gained promotion to the Premier League in his first season and Mitchell began working with Mauricio Pochettino following his appointment in January 2013. He oversaw the signings of players including Nathaniel Clyne, Maya Yoshida, Paulo Gazzaniga and Steven Davis.

 

Following Pochettino's move to Premier League rivals Tottenham Hotspur, Mitchell completed his switch in November 2014 to link up with the manager. He helped the club sign players such as Dele Alli, Son Heung-min, Kieran Trippier and Toby Alderweireld.

 

In February 2018, Mitchell was named Head of Recruitment and Development by Bundesliga club RB Leipzig. In his first transfer window with the club, Mitchell helped sign Matheus Cunha and Nordi Mukiele, as well as Arsenal youth prospect Emile Smith Rowe on loan. Mitchell attracted interest from several Premier League clubs throughout 2019 and was heavily linked to a move to Manchester United. Reports suggested he was offered an expanded role as Technical Director to oversee Red Bull's global football – including FC Liefering, Red Bull Salzburg and the New York Red Bulls.

 

In June 2020, Mitchell joined Monaco as sporting director


No, it’s not him…it’s this lad, it’s the old AFCB Mafia again..

 

https://www.afcb.co.uk/news/features/bourne-legacy-paul-mitchell/

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37 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Here you go arseholes, ruin the rest of your day with a pun run. 

 

"If they want the shampoo man, I'm not gonna get into a lather about it."

 

Anyone with any sense, give it about 3 days before you come back to this thread.... 

he’s head and shoulders above the other candidates tbh.

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2 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

he’s head and shoulders above the other candidates tbh.

 

competition is flaky at best 

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4 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

he’s head and shoulders above the other candidates tbh.

Is he working at the minute? 
Need to be sure the compo deal is realistic and we don’t …

 

 

… are you ready @Gemmill?…

 

 

… GET SCALPED!!!!!!!

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1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Is he working at the minute? 
Need to be sure the compo deal is realistic and we don’t …

 

 

… are you ready @Gemmill?…

 

 

… GET SCALPED!!!!!!!

 

i can see him getting to the roots of our problems

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Keep it up lads. 
 

I’m parked in Wideopen and I’ve just seen Gemmill toss his phone away and kick the dog. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seems to be in a bit of a lather. 

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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

:lol: he's at doggy day care today, you must have seen George Clooney. 

 

:lol:
Don’t you WFH? 
 

 

Shocking behaviour this like. 

 

 

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This lad is apparently already combing the European leagues for fringe players, trying to convince them to come to a parting of the ways with their clubs and join us in our crowning glory years. 
 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Here you go arseholes, ruin the rest of your day with a pun run. 

 

"If they want the shampoo man, I'm not gonna get into a lather about it."

 

Anyone with any sense, give it about 3 days before you come back to this thread.... 

 

Season 2 The One With The Breast Milk GIF by Friends

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4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

:lol:
Don’t you WFH? 
 

 

Shocking behaviour this like. 

 

 

 

Aye but I used to be in the office two days a week, so we set it up then and he still goes.

 

He fucking loves it, sleeps in their house for a bit and then gets taken to a closed field twice a day for an hour where he runs around like a lunatic with 8 to 10 other dogs. 

 

Comes home destroyed and we don't hear anything from him all night. 

 

Anyway back to your shitty puns! 

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6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Made a load of baldies have to make jokes about hair. It's killing them but they can't resist. 

 

alright, keep your hair on!

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5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Made a load of baldies have to make jokes about hair. It's killing them but they can't resist. 

You’ve absolutely rinsed us, yeah

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