I really didn't expect to be doing this for this long, right. Alex Isaks dutchman twisting, ange-ball battering, well rested Mags vs ...Who the fuck is Oliver Glasner?! Err, Crystal Palace

[Monkeys Fist 38917]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Bah Ten Nonces team scored.

 

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Another draw the lines 5 year old var decision

If it keeps him at the Theatre of Prawns, I’m not against it. 

[Dazzler 5607]

Half time and not a single shot on goal. Someone better come out with butterfly stitches Fergie style for that.

[OTF 6198]

Very forgettable first half for us.

[Gemmill 34880]

Them picking up yellows can't hurt. Their intensity has dropped off a canny bit already. They'll be there for the taking after an hour if we can keep it to nil nil. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12782]

A performance that went from turbo shite to regular shite over the course of that half so we’re on the right track. At least we got through that shaky period without conceding but I’d be getting Tino on at half time here. Murphy can cover at full back in a pinch but he’s not good enough 

[Dazzler 5607]

I wonder what time they’ll unfurl their khashoggi bedsheets this time?

[Chaser 1057]

Yeah they've definitely reduced the press which gave us more space to do our thing. Good to see the front three being a bit more fluid as it's making their defence having to think about who is going which way. Need to get one of those lovely through balls under the feet of Isak early 2nd half. 

[Monkeys Fist 38917]

4 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

At least we’d have found out where the line is re: albinos and hate crimes.

There’s more than a passing resemblance between Big J and Morpheus in the Matrix, imo, both of whom will fuck you up if you’re a cheeky albino chancer. 

[Holden McGroin 4932]

They’ll have a recharge at half time so I expect the intensity levels to be back at the start of the second half. They’ve pressed well to be fair to them but we pretty much have a below average defence out today who can’t pass for shit. 

[wykikitoon 16802]

Every time Burn gets the ball at the back I nip a little.

[wykikitoon 16802]

Murphy needs hooking.

[wykikitoon 16802]

Better play

[Gemmill 34880]

Man United behind again.

 

[MrBass 2257]

8 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

They’ll have a recharge at half time so I expect the intensity levels to be back at the start of the second half. They’ve pressed well to be fair to them but we pretty much have a below average defence out today who can’t pass for shit. 

 

They're all knackered from fucking Wykiki 

[Monkeys Fist 38917]

Manure losing 1-2 

 

 

[aimaad22 3492]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Man United behind again.

 

 

Ten Hag explaining before the match what a successful coach he's been for 10 years. The man has zero self awareness  

 

Genuinely fearing for him now though 

[aimaad22 3492]

What rubbish ffs

[MrBass 2257]

Fuckity fuck sticks

[wykikitoon 16802]

Get Murphy off man and change it.

[wykikitoon 16802]

Murphy has been fucking shite man.

[Monkeys Fist 38917]

 Baaaallz

[aimaad22 3492]

Burn again there......sheesh

[wykikitoon 16802]

Burn and Schar done like fucking school boys.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12782]

Nice little elbow smash from Ayew before that, there 

[aimaad22 3492]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Murphy has been fucking shite man.

 

Aye this too