Howe's That To End The Season You Southern Wankers v To be Frank, We're Southern and Cunts

[OTF 6462]

1 minute ago, Dazzler said:

Man City’s entire squad getting cryptosporidiosis the day before the final is what our luck is made of today if we’re being honest.

 

No lasagne in the leadup.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12944]

That Arsenal fan has a right to cry. This was their chance before we go full tilt next season 

[Gemmill 36194]

5 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Man City’s entire squad getting cryptosporidiosis the day before the final is what our luck is made of today if we’re being honest.

 

I had that cryptospyridium thing a few years back. It was fucking BRUTAL.

 

Feel for the poor cunts that have got it coming out their taps. 

[Dazzler 6210]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

I had that cryptospyridium thing a few years back. It was fucking BRUTAL.

 

Feel for the poor cunts that have got it coming out their taps. 

There is genuine fear in this household that it’s going to find its way north. Not by me like, I’m a good few clem overweight so it would be a nice little kickstart to a diet for me

[Alex 31131]

I’d want Man City to win anyway but I really hope they do us a favour next week. It would be just like Man Utd to win it though. However finishing above we them for the first time in the PL-era feels significant 

[Tdansmith 2297]

6 minutes ago, Alex said:

I’d want Man City to win anyway but I really hope they do us a favour next week. It would be just like Man Utd to win it though. However finishing above we them for the first time in the PL-era feels significant 

First time since the 1970s wasn't it ? 

[MrRaspberryJam 370]

Newcastle Utd. Europa Conference League Winners 2025. 
 

and 2026. 

[Alex 31131]

4 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

First time since the 1970s wasn't it ? 

Not sure / haven’t checked but I’d assumed it was then and the one season in the 70s Man Utd spent in the old second division. 

[Alex 31131]

2 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

Newcastle Utd. Europa Conference League Winners 2025. 
 

and 2026. 

We’d be in the Europa League the following season at worst, if we won it next year  

[aimaad22 3682]

A season when we've had to go up against almost everything that lady luck and more have had to throw against us. 7th is pretty decent. Slightly disappointing in the end since we were in the driving seat barely a week ago, but we gota keep perspective. 

 

Back Howe in the market, he's what makes this team what it is. He's the man who'll get us that first trophy. Brilliant season coming up. 

[Tdansmith 2297]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

Not sure / haven’t checked but I’d assumed it was then and the one season in the 70s Man Utd spent in the old second division. 

I've just checked in was 1977

[MrRaspberryJam 370]

2 minutes ago, Alex said:

We’d be in the Europa League the following season at worst, if we won it next year  

I meant 2026/27 

 

[Alex 31131]

1 minute ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

I meant 2026/27 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12944]

There’s always part of you that worries Man United will win next week but City are machines when it comes to games like that. You’ve got to think it’ll be a comfortable win. Rodri should bully them 

[Gemmill 36194]

Bruno waving to the fans at the end has set the cat amongst the pigeons. Howe having to caution against reading anything into it, but doesn't sound entirely certain himself. 

[aimaad22 3682]

Aye, it'll be a real dampener on their season if they lose to this turgid ManU team in a cup final. They'll be up for it and smash them hopefully.

[wykikitoon 17354]

18 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Bruno waving to the fans at the end has set the cat amongst the pigeons. Howe having to caution against reading anything into it, but doesn't sound entirely certain himself. 

Fuck. Me. 

 

It's gonna be a long transfer window init? 

[Holden McGroin 5154]

It looks like Man Utd got butt fucked as usual but somehow came out with some points. 

[MrRaspberryJam 370]

Someone should curl one out on his coffee table and write DO NOT FUCKING LEAVE in it. 

[Dazzler 6210]

28 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

Someone should curl one out on his coffee table and write DO NOT FUCKING LEAVE in it. 

That sounds like a job for raspberry jam.

[MrRaspberryJam 370]

6 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

That sounds like a job for raspberry jam.

No not for me. I did one on Isaks last week. 
 

if the police do a DNA test on Bruno’s they’ll get a match from the shit on Isaks table and know there’s a serial phantom shitter on the loose. 

[MrRaspberryJam 370]

Ahhh. The upside of talking about staging dirty protests. 
 

[MrBass 2353]

Shouldn’t that be “Curling Star”? 

[MrRaspberryJam 370]

3 minutes ago, MrBass said:

Shouldn’t that be “Curling Star”? 

[PaddockLad 15024]

Ok, just got back…really enjoyed today  but the train journey home reminds me of the adage…”don’t tell Bournemouth fans they’re tinpot Divi 3 half and half cunts who all supported Liverpool or Man Utd a decade ago”  

 

 

Edited May 19 by PaddockLad