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Donald Trump and FIFA bring you the World Cup 2026


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According to Gemini the actual draw will commence at about 6pm GMT. The overall event is hosted by supermodel Heidi Klum, comedian Kevin Hart, and actor Danny Ramirez. 

 

The main draw conductor is former England defender Rio Ferdinand, who will be joined by broadcaster Samantha Johnson. 

They will be assisted by several North American sporting legends: 

NFL icon Tom Brady

NHL great Wayne Gretzky

MLB star Aaron Judge

NBA Hall of Famer Shaquille O'Neal 

 

Scotland will be represented by Rab C Nesbit esq, wee Jimmy Krankie, some bam dressed as a Tunnocks tea cake and Lulu singing a selection of traditional Scottish aires, despite not having lived anywhere near the fucking place since the mid sixties (nowt wrong with that mind :cuppa:

 

 

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This is horrific. Kevin Hart reading deadpan from the autocue whilst Lauryn Hill raps to a room full of confused old white men :lol: 

 

On a completely unrelated note, I see that Ronaldo's rape accuser has withdrawn her court case. A month after Ronaldo met Trump in Saudi Arabia. Following years where he hasn't been to the states for fear of being arrested and leaving FIFA in an awkward situation trying to figure out how to get their poster child to play at the World Cup. 
 

A cynic might think she's either been bunged a fortune or told it might not turn out to well for her if she continued the court case....

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Fucking kids trying to teach Rio about how a draw works. Maybe they should teach him how football works as well, the Ashley-sympathising bell end!

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I genuinely thought the YMCA thing was a piss take. Of course it wasn’t!

 

I genuinely think I’ve died and this is some lucid representation of hell on earth!

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BTW out of the last 5 world cups Scotland have qualified for, they’ve played Brazil in the group stage in 4 of them!

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4 minutes ago, Craig said:

BTW out of the last 5 world cups Scotland have qualified for, they’ve played Brazil in the group stage in 4 of them!

 

And in those years Brazil didn't win it 

 

Scotland had Brazil and Morocco in 1998 too. Norway were the other side 

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So Rio Ferdinand this time, Jermaine Jenas last time out… who we getting for 2030, Joey Barton?!

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1 Scotland game at 2am the other two at 11pm. That's such a huge change from USA 94 where tv scheduling was directed  firmly at Europe. FIFA seem to think it will easily sell ad space to US companies this time round. Changed days...

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