Gemmill 35339 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Just bumped into Scott Parker at the BP Garage on the Coast Road filling up his big fuck off Range Rover and paying in cash - 90 fucking quid to fill the tank. Obviously I took the opportunity to introduce myself and point out what a coincidence it was that I was called Scott too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Just bumped into Scott Parker at the BP Garage on the Coast Road filling up his big fuck off Range Rover and paying in cash - 90 fucking quid to fill the tank. Obviously I took the opportunity to introduce myself and point out what a coincidence it was that I was called Scott too. 110146[/snapback] Amazing how life runs innit? So currently Scott Parkers writing the following post on the NUFC players forum saying "just bumped into some tit at the garage filling his Smart car up, £12 to fill the tank!, well he introduced himself and hes only called Scott n'all! I tells ya, Im changing me name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Just bumped into Scott Parker at the BP Garage on the Coast Road filling up his big fuck off Range Rover and paying in cash - 90 fucking quid to fill the tank. Obviously I took the opportunity to introduce myself and point out what a coincidence it was that I was called Scott too. 110146[/snapback] Was the back of his car full of Edam cheese, per chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Did he turn and swivel after every action? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35339 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Just bumped into Scott Parker at the BP Garage on the Coast Road filling up his big fuck off Range Rover and paying in cash - 90 fucking quid to fill the tank. Obviously I took the opportunity to introduce myself and point out what a coincidence it was that I was called Scott too. 110146[/snapback] Amazing how life runs innit? So currently Scott Parkers writing the following post on the NUFC players forum saying "just bumped into some tit at the garage filling his Smart car up, £12 to fill the tank!, well he introduced himself and hes only called Scott n'all! I tells ya, Im changing me name. 110148[/snapback] Ha! I didn't even introduce myself - that's right, I made that bit up. Hoaxer becomes hoaxed. How d'you like them apples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Did he turn and swivel after every action? 110150[/snapback] Nee wonder it cost 90 quid if he was doing that. Or is that just to make sure the tank is as full as possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Just bumped into Scott Parker at the BP Garage on the Coast Road filling up his big fuck off Range Rover and paying in cash - 90 fucking quid to fill the tank. Obviously I took the opportunity to introduce myself and point out what a coincidence it was that I was called Scott too. 110146[/snapback] Amazing how life runs innit? So currently Scott Parkers writing the following post on the NUFC players forum saying "just bumped into some tit at the garage filling his Smart car up, £12 to fill the tank!, well he introduced himself and hes only called Scott n'all! I tells ya, Im changing me name. 110148[/snapback] Ha! I didn't even introduce myself - that's right, I made that bit up. Hoaxer becomes hoaxed. How d'you like them apples? 110156[/snapback] Deserve to have you phone number published tbh. Did his face look like a waxwork by the way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Just bumped into Scott Parker at the BP Garage on the Coast Road filling up his big fuck off Range Rover and paying in cash - 90 fucking quid to fill the tank. Obviously I took the opportunity to introduce myself and point out what a coincidence it was that I was called Scott too. 110146[/snapback] So fuck? Cath saw Keith Chegwin at Malmaison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Parkers small fry, I held a door open for Jimmy Nail once, he never said thanks so I told him to go fuck himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Parkers small fry, I held a door open for Jimmy Nail once, he never said thanks so I told him to go fuck himself. 110178[/snapback] That happened to me in the civic, but it was that annoying cockney vicar who's at one of the chirches in town (St Andrews I think). Anyway, he's always on the local news being wacky and reading shit poetry, but he couldn't even be bothered to say thankyou when I opened a door for him. So I wrote my own poem entitled 'That Reverend Chap is a Bit of a Twat' and sent it to Look North. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Parkers small fry, I held a door open for Jimmy Nail once, he never said thanks so I told him to go fuck himself. 110178[/snapback] Should have scuffed his crocodile shoes tbh and then punched his nose back straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Malcolm MacDonald held the door for me in the Arena when Bob Dylan was on. If only I didn't have two pints in my hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Parkers small fry, I held a door open for Jimmy Nail once, he never said thanks so I told him to go fuck himself. 110178[/snapback] That happened to me in the civic, but it was that annoying cockney vicar who's at one of the chirches in town (St Andrews I think). Anyway, he's always on the local news being wacky and reading shit poetry, but he couldn't even be bothered to say thankyou when I opened a door for him. So I wrote my own poem entitled 'That Reverend Chap is a Bit of a Twat' and sent it to Look North. 110180[/snapback] Get a reading? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6068 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 i sat next to little ant on my placement at school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 i sat next to little ant on my placement at school 110224[/snapback] "below-average ant" surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 i sat next to little ant on my placement at school 110224[/snapback] "below-average ant" surely? 110267[/snapback] Obsessed tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 i sat next to little ant on my placement at school 110224[/snapback] "below-average ant" surely? 110267[/snapback] Obsessed tbh. 110270[/snapback] You know what I'm like, give me a whiff of man meat and I'm like a sniffer dog on heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'll be famous one day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 i sat next to little ant on my placement at school 110224[/snapback] "below-average ant" surely? 110267[/snapback] Obsessed tbh. 110270[/snapback] You know what I'm like, give me a whiff of man meat and I'm like a sniffer dog on heat. 110274[/snapback] Aye.....crawling around on all fives. Nearly as hairy too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaalan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Just bumped into Scott Parker at the BP Garage on the Coast Road filling up his big fuck off Range Rover and paying in cash - 90 fucking quid to fill the tank. Obviously I took the opportunity to introduce myself and point out what a coincidence it was that I was called Scott too. 110146[/snapback] Were Bramble and Boumy with him?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35339 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Just bumped into Scott Parker at the BP Garage on the Coast Road filling up his big fuck off Range Rover and paying in cash - 90 fucking quid to fill the tank. Obviously I took the opportunity to introduce myself and point out what a coincidence it was that I was called Scott too. 110146[/snapback] Were Bramble and Boumy with him?? 110279[/snapback] He had the entire first team in the Range Rover with him. They're a bit like the Monkees - they live in the same house and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaalan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 (edited) Just bumped into Scott Parker at the BP Garage on the Coast Road filling up his big fuck off Range Rover and paying in cash - 90 fucking quid to fill the tank. Obviously I took the opportunity to introduce myself and point out what a coincidence it was that I was called Scott too. 110146[/snapback] Were Bramble and Boumy with him?? 110279[/snapback] He had the entire first team in the Range Rover with him. They're a bit like the Monkees - they live in the same house and everything. 110281[/snapback] NEXT TIME SHOW BOUMY HOW TO CLEAR THE BALL OUT OF THE BOX BY KICKING HIS ARSE OUT OF TOOON Edited March 24, 2006 by aaalan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5036 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Saw Alan Milburn and Stephen Byers on the tube to Chelsea match. Byers spoke to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 i sat next to little ant on my placement at school 110224[/snapback] "below-average ant" surely? 110267[/snapback] Obsessed tbh. 110270[/snapback] You know what I'm like, give me a whiff of man meat and I'm like a sniffer dog on heat. 110274[/snapback] isnt little ant aboot 12 or summit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 There's a poster on here (she's called Caz I think) who seems to meet a different Newcastle player every day. Clearly she hardly ever posts on here to back me up, but she's on my msn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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