manc-mag 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Come on then boys and girls....we've touched on this before, whats your 'type'?. Been having a conversation with this lad in my office and you want to hear him. Protesting too much I reckon cos he looks like he's on solvents and sleeps under a bush, but you want to hear how fussy he thinks he can afford to be re the lasses. Anyways once upon a time I'd have said a lot of things but these days I think my only criterion (physically) is that they're not too tall-I'd say 5ft5 or under. Love a 'throw-about', me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Tall girls scare me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 Tall girls scare me.... 115339[/snapback] A completely rational fear I might add. Girls should be officially 'stunted' at 5ft5. Come on....like I say, everyones got one so lets fucking hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 336 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 A pulse. Yep thats about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Tall girls scare me.... 115339[/snapback] always steer clear of girls with big hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Tall girls scare me.... 115339[/snapback] always steer clear of girls with big hands 115343[/snapback] When driving or just in general? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4924 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Funnily enough less than 5"5 is also a criterion.... Decent body always helps. That includes wazzas and the gary. Not much of a leg man.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 Tall girls scare me.... 115339[/snapback] always steer clear of girls with big hands 115343[/snapback] Can't abide that. Has a nasty habit of making 'certain things' look smaller! Okay, thats a second criteria for me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 17 year old whores from Durham tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've got a thing for ging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 (edited) I'm an arse man, I steer clear of an unsightly rear! Edited April 5, 2006 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4924 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've got a thing for ging. 115351[/snapback] I think they should be shot at birth..but thats another thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've got a thing for ging. 115351[/snapback] Tori Amos I've gone out with a few short arse birds and it just looks silly. So I generally require a bird taller than 5'5", but no taller tha 6', that's just scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I'm an arse man, I steer clear of a unsightly rear! 115357[/snapback] we're only accepting your first answer mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 I'm an arse man, I steer clear of an unsightly rear! 115357[/snapback] tbh Anyways I'd agree with that but 'unsightly' is too subjective. Doesnt say what (in your book) constitutes a nice arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 A pulse. Yep thats about it 115342[/snapback] Picky bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Voluptuous brunettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I lurve curves like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janu 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I'm an arse man, I steer clear of an unsightly rear! 115357[/snapback] tbh Anyways I'd agree with that but 'unsightly' is too subjective. Doesnt say what (in your book) constitutes a nice arse. 115364[/snapback] I like big butts and I can not lie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've got a thing for ging. 115351[/snapback] Tori Amos I've gone out with a few short arse birds and it just looks silly. So I generally require a bird taller than 5'5", but no taller tha 6', that's just scary. 115359[/snapback] How tall are yee like???!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 always had a thing for small dark haired lasses no i dont mean midgets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Taller men (6' and up), height/weight proportionate. More rough and masculine really- this softened metro sexual effeminate look just kills me. Can't be having that, or a short bloke who looks like if he got in a scuffle at the local that you'd be the one saving his arse that day. Short men are against the laws of nature and should be culled accordingly. Yes, I'm talking height and penile size here for clarification lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've got a thing for ging. 115351[/snapback] Tori Amos I've gone out with a few short arse birds and it just looks silly. So I generally require a bird taller than 5'5", but no taller tha 6', that's just scary. 115359[/snapback] How tall are yee like???!! 115377[/snapback] 6'5" Listen carefully and you'll hear Mags swoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've got a thing for ging. 115351[/snapback] I like curves and I'm not afraid to say I'm a tit man like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 Taller men (6' and up), height/weight proportionate. More rough and masculine really- this softened metro sexual effeminate look just kills me. Can't be having that, or a short bloke who looks like if he got in a scuffle at the local that you'd be the one saving his arse that day. Short men are against the laws of nature and should be culled accordingly. Yes, I'm talking height and penile size here for clarification lads. 115379[/snapback] Come on Mags, keep it out the gutter. It's not like any of us lads have felt the need to say 'massive clits' is it?! Though Gemmill is yet to post I admit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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