Guest alex Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Not sure if I have a type really, although I like lasses generally who are voluptuous. I like 'English Rose' types, a la Kate Winslet, some Oriental, Black and Asian women, sultry Latin types, redheads, blondes, brunettes. Yes, so long as they have big chebs really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 (edited) Taller men (6' and up), height/weight proportionate. More rough and masculine really- this softened metro sexual effeminate look just kills me. Can't be having that, or a short bloke who looks like if he got in a scuffle at the local that you'd be the one saving his arse that day. Short men are against the laws of nature and should be culled accordingly. Yes, I'm talking height and penile size here for clarification lads. 115379[/snapback] Come on Mags, keep it out the gutter. It's not like any of us lads have felt the need to say 'massive clits' is it?! Though Gemmill is yet to post I admit. 115383[/snapback] Reckon some of the guys here wouldn't know what to do with a clit tbh, and even more wouldn't want to be bothered . And there's been enough conversations about beestings, tits, boobs, norks, baps, piss flaps, lettuce and the like in the recent past to make up for one reference to male genitalia. Deal with it. *Hung like a mouse, aren't you shortarse?* Edited April 5, 2006 by Mags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've got a thing for ging. 115351[/snapback] Tori Amos I've gone out with a few short arse birds and it just looks silly. So I generally require a bird taller than 5'5", but no taller tha 6', that's just scary. 115359[/snapback] How tall are yee like???!! 115377[/snapback] 6'5" Listen carefully and you'll hear Mags swoon. 115381[/snapback] Pud is taller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 What's a clit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34805 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 What's a clit? 115395[/snapback] Feminist creation. Doesn't exist in reality tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Its all about being in proportion. I love tits as much as the next man, but if theres a skinny lass with massive tits she just looks stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 Its all about being in proportion. I love tits as much as the next man, but if theres a skinny lass with massive tits she just looks stupid.115398[/snapback] I was in total agreement with you 'til that bit in bold. Joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've got a thing for ging. 115351[/snapback] Tori Amos I've gone out with a few short arse birds and it just looks silly. So I generally require a bird taller than 5'5", but no taller tha 6', that's just scary. 115359[/snapback] How tall are yee like???!! 115377[/snapback] 6'5" Listen carefully and you'll hear Mags swoon. 115381[/snapback] Pud is taller. 115390[/snapback] The lanky freak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Big fan of blondes like... women that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Big fan of blondes like... women that is 115426[/snapback] Your Garralove is evidence that you look for the classy ladies...but she's fucking mine ye bastid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 6'5" Listen carefully and you'll hear Mags swoon. 115381[/snapback] Happy Face from lack of oxygen tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I'm an arse man, I steer clear of an unsightly rear! 115357[/snapback] tbh Anyways I'd agree with that but 'unsightly' is too subjective. Doesnt say what (in your book) constitutes a nice arse. 115364[/snapback] If their knicker size is bigger than a 10 then it's a no-go. And obviously baboon's arses are off limits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Taller men (6' and up), height/weight proportionate. More rough and masculine really- this softened metro sexual effeminate look just kills me. Can't be having that, or a short bloke who looks like if he got in a scuffle at the local that you'd be the one saving his arse that day. Short men are against the laws of nature and should be culled accordingly. Yes, I'm talking height and penile size here for clarification lads. 115379[/snapback] Come on Mags, keep it out the gutter. It's not like any of us lads have felt the need to say 'massive clits' is it?! Though Gemmill is yet to post I admit. 115383[/snapback] Reckon some of the guys here wouldn't know what to do with a clit tbh, and even more wouldn't want to be bothered . And there's been enough conversations about beestings, tits, boobs, norks, baps, piss flaps, lettuce and the like in the recent past to make up for one reference to male genitalia. Deal with it. *Hung like a mouse, aren't you shortarse?* 115388[/snapback] That's blatently an open invitation to get up inside her tbh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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manc-mag 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 Taller men (6' and up), height/weight proportionate. More rough and masculine really- this softened metro sexual effeminate look just kills me. Can't be having that, or a short bloke who looks like if he got in a scuffle at the local that you'd be the one saving his arse that day. Short men are against the laws of nature and should be culled accordingly. Yes, I'm talking height and penile size here for clarification lads. 115379[/snapback] Come on Mags, keep it out the gutter. It's not like any of us lads have felt the need to say 'massive clits' is it?! Though Gemmill is yet to post I admit. 115383[/snapback] Reckon some of the guys here wouldn't know what to do with a clit tbh, and even more wouldn't want to be bothered . And there's been enough conversations about beestings, tits, boobs, norks, baps, piss flaps, lettuce and the like in the recent past to make up for one reference to male genitalia. Deal with it. *Hung like a mouse, aren't you shortarse?* 115388[/snapback] That's blatently an open invitation to get up inside her tbh? 115466[/snapback] Mr 'above average' J69 has already allegedly 'ruined her' for old mouse features here. Joooooooke!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Skinny ankles is a must too. A lass without skinny ankles displays the potential to go rotund tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17852 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Skinny ankles is a must too. A lass without skinny ankles displays the potential to go rotund tbh. 115475[/snapback] Is this thread about who you'd marry or who'd do? Has anyone noticed how Italian lasses tend to be quite fit until they marry, and then metamorphasize into big "mammas", apperently overnight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6313 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Taller men (6' and up), height/weight proportionate. More rough and masculine really- this softened metro sexual effeminate look just kills me. Can't be having that, or a short bloke who looks like if he got in a scuffle at the local that you'd be the one saving his arse that day. Short men are against the laws of nature and should be culled accordingly. Yes, I'm talking height and penile size here for clarification lads. 115379[/snapback] Come on Mags, keep it out the gutter. It's not like any of us lads have felt the need to say 'massive clits' is it?! Though Gemmill is yet to post I admit. 115383[/snapback] Reckon some of the guys here wouldn't know what to do with a clit tbh, and even more wouldn't want to be bothered . And there's been enough conversations about beestings, tits, boobs, norks, baps, piss flaps, lettuce and the like in the recent past to make up for one reference to male genitalia. Deal with it. *Hung like a mouse, aren't you shortarse?* 115388[/snapback] That's blatently an open invitation to get up inside her tbh? 115466[/snapback] Mr 'above average' J69 has already allegedly 'ruined her' for old mouse features here. Joooooooke!!!! 115472[/snapback] Didn't he 'blow her out' though and she was beside herself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 Taller men (6' and up), height/weight proportionate. More rough and masculine really- this softened metro sexual effeminate look just kills me. Can't be having that, or a short bloke who looks like if he got in a scuffle at the local that you'd be the one saving his arse that day. Short men are against the laws of nature and should be culled accordingly. Yes, I'm talking height and penile size here for clarification lads. 115379[/snapback] Come on Mags, keep it out the gutter. It's not like any of us lads have felt the need to say 'massive clits' is it?! Though Gemmill is yet to post I admit. 115383[/snapback] Reckon some of the guys here wouldn't know what to do with a clit tbh, and even more wouldn't want to be bothered . And there's been enough conversations about beestings, tits, boobs, norks, baps, piss flaps, lettuce and the like in the recent past to make up for one reference to male genitalia. Deal with it. *Hung like a mouse, aren't you shortarse?* 115388[/snapback] That's blatently an open invitation to get up inside her tbh? 115466[/snapback] Mr 'above average' J69 has already allegedly 'ruined her' for old mouse features here. Joooooooke!!!! 115472[/snapback] Didn't he 'blow her out' though and she was beside herself? 115485[/snapback] Still in mourning if the truth be told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Skinny ankles is a must too. A lass without skinny ankles displays the potential to go rotund tbh. 115475[/snapback] Is this thread about who you'd marry or who'd do? Has anyone noticed how Italian lasses tend to be quite fit until they marry, and then metamorphasize into big "mammas", apperently overnight? 115479[/snapback] I seem to notice alot of Hispanic and Latino women when they are older tend to age terrible and look like Sultana's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 Skinny ankles is a must too. A lass without skinny ankles displays the potential to go rotund tbh. 115475[/snapback] Is this thread about who you'd marry or who'd do? Has anyone noticed how Italian lasses tend to be quite fit until they marry, and then metamorphasize into big "mammas", apperently overnight? 115479[/snapback] I seem to notice alot of Hispanic and Latino women when they are older tend to age terrible and look like Sultana's 115488[/snapback] Aye, and the Toons crawling with them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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