Renton 24865 Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 Shit changes from literal to metaphorical though. Forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24865 Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 On 17/04/2021 at 09:20, Monkeys Fist said: Just watched a Goshawk devour one of our Spuggie Crew in the back garden. #heronfoods Expand It's got Gemmill legs. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 On 16/04/2021 at 14:19, Billy Whitehurst said: You lot don’t know you’re born. £1,800 per month for full time nursery where I am, utter madness and still another two and a half years before my youngest starts school. Expand Fuck me! Where do you send them? El Dorado? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10851 Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 On 19/04/2021 at 07:40, The Fish said: Fuck me! Where do you send them? El Dorado? Expand I have been to the place but haven’t seen any kids there tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 On 19/04/2021 at 07:42, Isegrim said: I have been to the place but haven’t seen any kids there tbh. Expand Hope Epstein refunded your flight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10851 Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 On 19/04/2021 at 13:50, TheGingerQuiff said: Hope Epstein refunded your flight Expand Rather Escobar as the place is in Colombia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Keep a fire extinguisher handy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16941 Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 It's a nice house, mind. (But seriously, it is ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 On 21/04/2021 at 14:13, Ant said: lol cheers, only moving 1/2 mile up the road but just with working from home and such want an extra room or two, so new build with a sunroom. We were going get a new kitchen but quotes were near the price of moving, so may as well do that get the kitchen and some other stuff Expand We can't even get a builder round to give us a fucking quote! Mate of Mrs Fish is a builder and estimated the job we wanted in a couple of minutes when he was last over, but the pricks round here most be SoooOOOoooOOOoo busy. Arseholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4891 Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 On 22/04/2021 at 08:01, The Fish said: We can't even get a builder round to give us a fucking quote! Mate of Mrs Fish is a builder and estimated the job we wanted in a couple of minutes when he was last over, but the pricks round here most be SoooOOOoooOOOoo busy. Arseholes. Expand Mine is nearly done here. I can pass on his number if you like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 On 22/04/2021 at 14:15, strawb said: Mine is nearly done here. I can pass on his number if you like? Expand Yes please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4891 Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 DMed you mate, I told him I know you from football. I have to work with him on another project at work so if you end up being weird I will deny knowing you at all. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 On 22/04/2021 at 16:14, strawb said: DMed you mate, I told him I know you from football. I have to work with him on another project at work so if you end up being weird I will deny knowing you at all. Expand Look, if insisting on a full 20 second hug with every tradesman is weird, I don't want to be normal. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 Probably the best thing about owning a dog is when you're in the midst of all the training stuff. There is nothing better than shouting your wife's name then marking it with a clicker when she looks at you. The reaction that follows is less than desirable, but she's a work in progress. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24865 Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 (edited) On 23/04/2021 at 07:12, Gemmill said: Probably the best thing about owning a dog is when you're in the midst of all the training stuff. There is nothing better than shouting your wife's name then marking it with a clicker when she looks at you. The reaction that follows is less than desirable, but she's a work in progress. Expand Disgusting post. You don't "own" your wife, that's very old fashioned. She is not yours to "train" as you put it. Calling her a dog is completely unacceptable nowadays. And doing a clicker makes you a dick in any context. Tut. 👈 Edited April 23, 2021 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 The dog didn't care for the clicker. We'll see how the wife gets on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38259 Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 The last one didn’t care for you, Romeo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 On 23/04/2021 at 09:50, Alex said: The last one didn’t care for you, Romeo Expand That's why I'm trying to get this one better trained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12530 Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 On 23/04/2021 at 07:15, Renton said: Disgusting post. You don't "own" your wife, that's very old fashioned. She is not yours to "train" as you put it. Calling her a dog is completely unacceptable nowadays. And doing a clicker makes you a dick in any context. Tut. 👈 Expand He may do tbh, find it hard to believe he found one to commit voluntarily. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47046 Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 On 23/04/2021 at 11:42, Toonpack said: He may do tbh, find it hard to believe he found one to commit voluntarily. Expand Cost him a fortune in taxis. 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47046 Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 On 23/04/2021 at 11:17, Gemmill said: That's why I'm trying to get this one better trained. Expand A friend of a friend told me that you may want to be careful of searching “wife training” on the Interwebs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12530 Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 On 23/04/2021 at 11:47, Monkeys Fist said: Cost him a fortune in taxis. 😉 Expand Plus the airfare from Thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47046 Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 That’s only five dollah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47046 Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 Convicted Post Office workers have names cleared https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56859357 This case has been rumbling on for years, and those involved have finally been cleared of any wrongdoing. In summary, the PO installed a flawed accounting system and accused postmasters of theft following false discrepancies due to the shite system. People lost their freedom, jobs, familys, reputations, life savings, and if memory serves, at least one of those falsely accused took their own life. ( memory is right). It’s a massive fucking shitstorm of a scandal, and I’ll bet it doesn’t get anywhere near the coverage it should- and that those responsible will walk away without proper punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 I'm watching Click on BBC and it reckons facial recognition software doesn't perform as well on non-white faces. I know what Noelie would put that down to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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