Dr Gloom 24556 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 it's how i roll 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11551 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 It is outrageous around here. The trend of Uni lasses to wear 90s-lite outfits works almost like a todger time machine as well. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 8972 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 54 minutes ago, The Fish said: It is outrageous around here. The trend of Uni lasses to wear 90s-lite outfits works almost like a todger time machine as well. As much as you may feel younger you definitely aren't, so don't go embarrassing yourself with your xG of 0.0. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 13041 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 02/05/2025 at 13:40, Dr Gloom said: it's how i roll FYP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 13041 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 16 minutes ago, OTF said: As much as you may feel younger you definitely aren't, so don't go embarrassing yourself with your xG of 0.0. xS, Shirley? both in terms of size and as expected stiffies. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11551 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 1 minute ago, OTF said: As much as you may feel younger you definitely aren't, so don't go embarrassing yourself with your xG of 0.0. I'm a happily married father of two. I have put aside my schweffing sword. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7996 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 2 minutes ago, The Fish said: I'm a happily married father of two. I have put aside my schweffing sword. Did you bamboozle Mrs Fish with multiple excel charts illustrating when she was most likely to conceive? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 8233 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 5 minutes ago, The Fish said: I'm a happily married father of two. I have put aside my schweffing sword. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11551 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 3 minutes ago, Craig said: Did you bamboozle Mrs Fish with multiple excel charts illustrating when she was most likely to conceive? Women can understand excel charts as well, you fucking misogynist. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7996 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 (edited) 39 minutes ago, The Fish said: Women can understand excel charts as well, you fucking misogynist. Got fuck all to do with misogyny and everything to do with you being unable to express yourself without an excel chart! I take it that's a yes then? Quality foreplay mate, she's a lucky girl... Edited May 7 by Craig 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47060 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Isn’t excel just a case of filling the boxes? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11551 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 (edited) 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: Isn’t excel just a case of filling the boxes? It's about slipping in the right formula to get guaranteed results... Yup, I made a date rape joke about my own wife. Welcome to Toontastic, ya filthy lurkers. Edited May 7 by The Fish 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 13041 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 9 minutes ago, The Fish said: It's about slipping in the right formula to get guaranteed results... Yup, I made a date rape joke about my own wife. Welcome to Toontastic, ya filthy lurkers. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47060 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 19 minutes ago, The Fish said: Yup, I made a date rape joke about my own wife. Welcome to Toontastic, ya filthy lurkers I always find a ball-gag works wonders with consent as they just can’t say no. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15423 Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 A trip to Wallsend today. Pray for my chances everyone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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